Challenge 91 - Replies
 

Post away

He'd have been flooded with replies if the thread had said ''DON'T POST IN HERE, YOU MISERABLE SCURVY DAWGS!!!!!!'

Not really, but we can all act like we are pirates anyways.

Arr, I wrote a Christmas song, mateys!

Swab me poop deck!

arr. i didn't write a christmas song. i did write a mother's day song though.

Shiver me timbers, do you know why the 16 year old pirate couldn't see the movie?










It was rated yarrrrrr.

Know how Cap'n Hook died?



He wiped with the wrong hand.

Yours was better.

hmmm two entries atm have almost used the challenge word in exactly the same way. Coincidence?

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]Hahaha no replies.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that a good thing? :rolleyes:

Why is pirate p0rn the gayest?

Cos it's got 15 men on a dead man's chest!!!!

I have changed my song so if you're interested you can check it out [url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8636498&postcount=7]here[/url].

It is a song written from the perspective of a grave-digger. I wrote it as a metaphor of a failing relationship.

I guess the reason I did this was to try and build a relation between the two different ideas the way 'Brand New' does with their song 'Play Crack the Sky', which compares love to a shipwreck.

Yarr she blows!

[QUOTE=SubtleDagger]Yarr she blows![/QUOTE]
Was that directed at me?

If so :upset:

And Brand New.

Scurvy swabs, the lot of 'em.

Someone has an unhealthy obsession with Jesse Lacey.

What does a pirate measure things with?

A yarrrrrrrrrstick.

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]Someone has an unhealthy obsession with Jesse Lacey.[/QUOTE]
Guess that means it's time for an avatar change :cool:

So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate says, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walked into a bar, but it didn't hurt because he had a wooden leg.

If you want to cut out the middle man and just listen to songs about failing relationships, I'd suggest any band on the Victory Records label.

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]That's a good idea. Do you know any bands or groups who use metaphors for failing relationships? I can't think of any and I'd like to hear some.[/QUOTE]
Your sarcasm offends me.

[QUOTE=Nath™]Your sarcasm offends me.[/QUOTE]
Yarr, that be so? It shivers me timbers, mate!

[QUOTE=SubtleDagger]Yarr, that be so? It shivers me timbers, mate![/QUOTE]
I'm not sure how to respond to this, so i'll stick with...

Yarr!

Why don't ye paddle yer dinghy, scurvy swabbin' boy?

[QUOTE=RunAmokRampant]hmmm two entries atm have almost used the challenge word in exactly the same way. Coincidence?
[/QUOTE]
Wumpscut fans maybe?

[QUOTE=super deluxe]Arr, I wrote a Christmas song, mateys!

Swab me poop deck![/QUOTE]

A) a metaphor for sodomy?
B) a plee for sodo..mee?
C) just a clean pirate?

[QUOTE=Bigbadbob]A) a metaphor for sodomy?
B) a plee for sodo..mee?
C) just a clean pirate?[/QUOTE]

I didn't say "stick it in the pooper."

Dirty landlubber.

totally embareassed......

brain teaser......

make a word by only moving 2 of these 5 pieces
l l l l l

W
Its not really a word though.

Actually, BBB, all she was asking for was toilet paper.

[QUOTE=addicted_tochaos]W
Its not really a word though.

Actually, BBB, all she was asking for was toilet paper.[/QUOTE]


It's true. My weird roommate this summer uses YARDS upon YARDS of toilet paper.

[QUOTE=Bigbadbob]totally embareassed......

brain teaser......

make a word by only moving 2 of these 5 pieces
l l l l l[/QUOTE]

Is the word "All"?

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]Is the word "All"?[/QUOTE]
You would have to move 3. 2 to make the A's diagonals and 1 to make the line that crosses through the A.

Ah yes, hmmm.

Back to the drawing board.

Oh it's "nil".

It's obviously, "TIT".

[QUOTE=bisnotch]It's obviously, "TIT".[/QUOTE]

Perv.

A **** smart one. You're just jealous.

yar.. anyways yeah bisnotch I think you got it with "TIT" but it may be something else too..
decent word RAR and congrats

dfelon you going to update the winners box?
just a reminder.. unless you're being lazy ;-)

[QUOTE=Corupt2057]yar.. anyways yeah bisnotch I think you got it with "TIT" but it may be something else too..
decent word RAR and congrats[/QUOTE]


Yeah thanks it was either wreathe or transient. I was tempted to use some really absurd word just to annoy but I wasn't in one of those annoying moods so i chose wreathe