Challenge 78 - Replies
 

So I was driving over all these nails the other day and I said, "Man! I wish I had a [i]tire aid[/i] right now!"

ROFL!!!!

Well all you'd is a tire you already have aids!

Sorry, that sentence does not compute. Bad command or file name. Abort, Retry, Fail?

Sh[I]it.[/I]

C:/Sh[i][b][/i][/b]it

Bad command or file name

*cries*

ms-dos blows ;)

... so the clothes police entered the illegal department store and said, 'this is a [I]tie raid[/I]'...

chortle.

I think not.

I can't remember how to think anymore...

im just computer illiterate, the best i can do is write in the html ive seen, which isnt html at all... :slantedmouthface:

:\[url=:\] [/url]

:/ + :\

I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

I was right...gay

[QUOTE=6945]I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."[/QUOTE]

i laughed. :(
that makes me bi, i think. :confused:

makes you bi? whys that?

the joke was pretty good, i just wouldnt tell it around any rednecks ;)

Speaking of rednecks...

They talk funny.

speaking of funnies...

they talk redneck.




it makes more sense your way. :thumb:

what powers you ask?
how bout the power of flight.
that do anything for ya?
thats levitation homes
how bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away
with mind bullets!
thats telekinesis kyle.
how bout the power to move you?

Wonder Boy, What Is The Secret Of Your Powah? Wonder Boy, Wont You Take Me Far Away From The Mucky Muck Now!

Copy and paster^

what?

you just went to a lyrics site and copied and pasted the lyrics into your post. you never capitalize every word when you type, plus im half psychic.

copy and paster.

You guys are lame. Especially the copy and pasters.

But especially the people who make conversation with them.

What the **** Zeppelin has 4 stars?

i was typing in all caps but if you do that it only capitalizes the first letter

GOOD EXCUSE

[QUOTE=pixiesfanyo]What the **** Zeppelin has 4 stars?[/QUOTE]
I love ya pixies :)

(I would rep you all, but I have maxed out atm)

Look At Me Do It Again, Noob!

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I love ya pixies :)

(I would rep you all, but I have maxed out atm)[/QUOTE]

cummon zep... i helped u stand up for floyd in that respected bands u hate thread

:D

It should be noted that anyone who quoted Tenacious D or told a sh[b][i][/b][/i]itty joke is a fag, and that rodeo joke was definitely a sh[b][i][/b][/i]itty joke.

well now i cant win by default, since dopedog decided to enter, what a jerk

if you win by default, you lose.
cos default sucks.
and my sister sucks cos she bought their first cd.

Anyone like Senses Fail? Their lyrics aren't anything special, but for some reason, they r0X0rzZz mY s0ckSx0rzzz!!!!!!!!!! and I cant put em down.

i just dont like that song steven, it bugs me... but yeah theyre pretty good

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]So, I either have mono or strepp or both. Yay.[/QUOTE]

you have my sympathy and a rep. hope you get better

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]well now i cant win by default, since dopedog decided to enter, what a jerk[/QUOTE]

dont worry... chances are i'll stray into a week long binge and forget to write my song... leaving only that one crappy stanza i decided to write for fun

This challenge is official dead.