Naomi Watts is beautiful
she is.
*[i]is watching King Kong[/i]* |
you are
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So is that hawt samoan chic you have as your avatar ;)
....wait |
pixorlies
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*rapes*
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That King Kong movie sucks so much.
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I thought it was racist. The BLACK gorilla steals a white girl and acts like a savage? Yeah Peter Jackson. I know what you're trying to say.
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she can power up my hardware anytime.
get it [I][B]power[/B][/I] -omglol- |
like ape power?
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as in power in watts.
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... is also Australian, so get your dirty eyes off her.
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I would give that dog my bone.
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she gets nekkid in mullholland dr.
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tank girl
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she's alright
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the only thing we agree on
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she has tiny boobs
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meh
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I dunno..She looks a little hard to me.. She might be a tranny
[url]http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/naomi-watts/pictures/naomi-watts-picture-1.jpg[/url] |
still better than anything you've ever come close to trying to nail in your life, jay.
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[QUOTE=chronopops;15587361]still better than anything you've ever come close to trying to nail in your life, jay.[/QUOTE]
My current girlfriend is 35, blond, drop dead gorgeous, lives in Seattle, and designs custom cars for the rich and famous.. Don't shoot off your mouth unless you know something of my personal life., which you don't. [url]http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=54112811&blogID=329529141[/url] |
lol why is living in seattle supposed to make her sound hotter
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[QUOTE=Danger Bird;15587407]lol why is living in seattle supposed to make her sound hotter[/QUOTE]
Watch her video and STFU, any woman who can design custom cars is very hot!! |
I must be logged in to do that!
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[QUOTE=Danger Bird;15587413]I must be logged in to do that![/QUOTE]
Yea Sorry, myspace sucks! |
lol someone post screenz I want to judge jay's gf based on her looks
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Check it out..
If you go to my myspace and them click on Grace.. She has a car pic on the front, you might be able to see the video without logging in.. She is in the 3rd row 3rd pic. [url]http://www.myspace.com/jaylink[/url] Try that.. Don't you have a myspace yet? |
I was skeptical at first, but that is definitely JayLink's girlfriend. Never has a woman looked so sexually unsatisfied.
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[QUOTE=pulseczar;15587448]I was skeptical at first, but that is definitely JayLink's girlfriend. Never has a woman looked so sexually unsatisfied.[/QUOTE]
She is so hot in bed, she would cause you to have a complete meltdown.. She just misses me.. Now you know the real reason for the Music challenge in Seattle.. It would take at least 9 of you guys to only begin to arouse her.. The most sensual woman I Have ever met. |
her face is all "handling jay's link is like handling death and taxes"
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[QUOTE=JayLink;15587453]She is so hot in bed, she would cause you to have a complete meltdown.. She just misses me.. Now you know the real reason for the Music challenge in Seattle.. It would take at least 9 of you guys to only begin to arouse her..
The most sensual woman I Have ever met.[/QUOTE] lol [QUOTE=pulseczar;15587454]her face is all "handling jay's link is like handling death and taxes"[/QUOTE] lol |
how do you arouse her, jay?
rub her back with your layers of fat? that's ****ing gross. and your myspace profile says you're single. Jesus, who're you trying to kid? |
[QUOTE=chronopops;15587487]how do you arouse her, jay?
rub her back with your layers of fat? that's ****ing gross. and your myspace profile says you're single. Jesus, who're you trying to kid?[/QUOTE] She is a girlfriend.. we don't live together, we are not married or engaged.. so therefor I am single and always available..:naughty: You'd be surprised how many hot chicks like fat guys.. I was surprised!!! |
Yeah, it's amazing what you can get a woman to do when you flash the cash.
Maybe I should form a shitty rock band, write shitty music, eat deep fried ice cream, or deep fried anything for that matter, and then pay off a mildly attractive middle aged women to stay still while I try to pork er'. |
[QUOTE=chronopops;15587496]Yeah, it's amazing what you can get a woman to do when you flash the cash.
Maybe I should form a shitty rock band, write shitty music, eat deep fried ice cream, or deep fried anything for that matter, and then pay off a mildly attractive middle aged women to stay still while I try to pork er'.[/QUOTE] Good Ideas.. Sad thing is, Grace would defend me to the death.. She said I am the most beautiful, kind, caring and sensitive guy she has ever met.. Scary huh? Course we both date other people, so it might have been a lot of BS.. but honestly, she is very special to me.. |
Polyamarous much?
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[QUOTE=chronopops;15587361]still better than anything you've ever come close to trying to nail in your life, jay.[/QUOTE]
jaylink likes biker chicks |
[QUOTE=JayLink;15587503]Good Ideas.. Sad thing is, Grace would defend me to the death.. She said I am the most beautiful, kind, caring and sensitive guy she has ever met.. Scary huh?
Course we both date other people, so it might have been a lot of BS.. but honestly, she is very special to me..[/QUOTE] how big is the wad you stick in her purse when you "visit" her? |
[QUOTE=JayLink;15587445]Check it out..
If you go to my myspace and them click on Grace.. She has a car pic on the front, you might be able to see the video without logging in.. She is in the 3rd row 3rd pic. [url]http://www.myspace.com/jaylink[/url] Try that.. Don't you have a myspace yet?[/QUOTE] With creeps like you on it and the banners that suggestively read "for the children?" I don't think so. And drop dead gorgeous is not the first term that comes to mind. I think the real question is, how would she react to someone linking her to this thread where you brag to a bunch of kids on the internet about how good she is in bed. |
and how big is the wad of donuts you also bring for yourself?
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