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band member girls are most attracted to??? (stupid pointless theard but talk anyway)
howdy my drummer says, that girls like the drummers cause they got rythum, ive heard people argue the bass player gets the girl cause hes the soft one in the band, idk i would think the lead singer or lead guitrist would what do yal think??
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drummers have the girlfriends
bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once lead singer/guitarists have many sluts isnt that how it works? |
Drummers!!!
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i think it's the frontmen who get all the girls.
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It doesn't matter what you play. The fact that you are in a band will attract girls. But yes, the frontman of the band will most likely attract the most.
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just being in a band pulls girls. You could play tamborine.
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The guitarst does.
props to dave from janes adiction |
just being in a band is enough... women are too stupid to tell the difference between what instrument you play.though of course bassists are better..
hahahahaha.... |
whoever is the most outgoing member on stage, will get the girls. doesn't matter what you play, if you're the one doing the talking, moving around etc, you'll get it.
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Me.
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[QUOTE=Ozduck]drummers have the girlfriends
bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once lead singer/guitarists have many sluts[/QUOTE] SOO TRUE.. I am the drummer=working on a girlfriend Bassist-i dont care Guitar=Player Singer=Tryhard player... i could pull the most chicks. :lol: :thumb: |
[QUOTE=Ozduck]drummers have the girlfriends
bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once lead singer/guitarists have many sluts isnt that how it works?[/QUOTE] I like that answer alot... yay for the 4-string love machine! |
It works like this. If you're in a band you attract girls, but within the band the girls choose the one they would normally choose according to looks personality body or whjatever the hell. instruments dont matter
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[QUOTE=airborne50caliber] instruments dont matter[/QUOTE]
They do in the bedroom :naughty: |
All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))
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[QUOTE=daffy_]All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))[/QUOTE]
It's true :upset: though i play drums as well. Just being in a band adds a bit of a boost to your initial attractiveness, though if they think you're a jerk once they know you better being Jimi Hendrix wont help. girls are stupid like that. (no offence ladies ;) ). But basically you have to be outgoing and that if you wanna pull at the gig. So in that respect im not so great, but i manage :). oh, and daffy, ive heard midi controllers are great lovers ;) . |
i knew this theard would have some funny **** in it
bass with thundering vibrations <<< lol keep going i wana hear more and it is true the the most outgoing on stage will probably attract the most girls ive found this to be true |
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:
1. Our coordination is incredible. 2. We can keep any tempo you want. 3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good. 4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job. 5. We can follow the lead, or take it. 6. We love to bang. 7. No objections to performing in front of an audience. 8. We know how to handle our sticks. 9. We know the best spots to hit. 10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more. |
I play guitar, and gave a girlfriend. But shes the sickest girlfriend ever!
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[QUOTE=Ollie The Drumming Legend]
oh, and daffy, ive heard midi controllers are great lovers ;) .[/QUOTE] trick is you gotta use 'em for a gig first so they warm up, otherwise they're pretty cold. |
When it comes to slutty groupies
Whomever they bump into first |
chicks always go for the female backing vocalists.
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pics? :naughty:
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Don't be silly....we all know its the lead vocalist! hehe
[QUOTE=Seafroggys]Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer: 1. Our coordination is incredible. 2. We can keep any tempo you want. 3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good. 4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job. 5. We can follow the lead, or take it. 6. We love to bang. 7. No objections to performing in front of an audience. 8. We know how to handle our sticks. 9. We know the best spots to hit. 10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more.[/QUOTE] Are you trying to make doritos or tacos with all of that? :lol: |
singers ussually dont get past the first night because they dont come (in) at the right time.
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[QUOTE=Nicko_Shmicko]singers ussually dont get past the first night because they dont come (in) at the right time.[/QUOTE]
lol I'm a bassist, but I actually think its the keyboardist (if there is one) If not, its definately the most robust one |
drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:
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what you said
[QUOTE=idspispopd]drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:[/QUOTE] what i said [QUOTE]drummers have the girlfriends bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once lead singer/guitarists have many sluts isnt that how it works?[/QUOTE] hmmmm spot the similar parts of both comments.... singer gets the dirty/slutty ones lolol :lol: |
[QUOTE=idspispopd]drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:[/QUOTE]
Just start playing some solos, get the real music listeners cheering, then the groupies will want to bang you. :thumb: |
once again....all these things are unknown to guy on the synth who's usually stuck in the corner facing the wall playing his slow sweeping string sounds while you guys up front are shredding away right over left on the fretboard, or banging away some crazy paradiddles or doing like 75fret stretches on your 13string bass while the frontman is pulling a bruce springsteen calling up a girl from the audience to dance with him.
talk about short end of the stick. i reckon the only guys that's get it worse than us are the guys on the slidepots i.e 'the sound guy' :-) |
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