rave new bird

crave blue turd

whats goin on

goin to a mexican place soon for my dads bday dinner

been workin on my dm song, sounds rivfs

FYI, you guys should read The Word And The Void and The Genesis Of Shannara trilogies by Terry Brooks, cause that's ACTUALLY what's happening/going to happen.

just watch total recall for the prophetic future

dont care what happens tbph

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18099367]The Genesis Of Shannara trilogies by Terry Brooks.[/QUOTE]

i read some book with the word shannara in it. some elf had to go plant the mystical tree of life so that the demons wouldn't take over the world and steal the princess.

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lolololol

was an old book that my dad got back in the day, pages are yellow and musty

pretty sure this one is whats really gonna happen

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sup guys. had some fried chicken today. feel black

not much bro just thinking about life all day

you

life is meh

yeah its a total rip off i hate it lol

just woke up

got court tuesday

pretty sure im being asked to testify as a witness against some random person i dont know

[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18099377]i read some book with the word shannara in it. some elf had to go plant the mystical tree of life so that the demons wouldn't take over the world and steal the princess.

[img]http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n0/n4727.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

No. The mystical tree holds up a barrier that keeps demons locked in a parallel universe, Wil Ohmsford (who's only 1/8 elven tyvm) has to take the princess to a mystical font of fire so that he can take her back to the Elven capital where she'll be reborn as the mystical tree, gawsh.

And those other series take place way before that series, even though they're way more recent.

The story is that demons infiltrate humanity and make everyone nuke each other, and then people mutate into trolls and dwarves and such.

BTW, I just re-read the Elfstones for like my 666th time the other week.

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18099438]got court tuesday

pretty sure im being asked to testify as a witness against some random person i dont know[/QUOTE]

why would they have u do that

apparently he was like ten feet away from me when i got arrested

yeah that doesnt make any sense at all

EDIT: derp

dont snitch or else u might get killed by the mob

imma just be like well your honor idk what happened i was asleep and some cop shook me awake and this dude was next to me already in handcuffs then they put me in cuffs and i lit a cigarette so the cop punched me in the face and next thing you know im in jail

lol

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18099474]imma just be like well your honor idk what happened i was asleep and some cop shook me awake and this dude was next to me already in handcuffs then they put me in cuffs and i lit a cigarette so the cop punched me in the face and next thing you know im in jail[/QUOTE]

make sure to curse at him. that will show him that you are so confident in your innocence yourself that you are angered that they even considered charging you.

shake your fist, too

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18099449]No. The mystical tree holds up a barrier that keeps demons locked in a parallel universe, Wil Ohmsford (who's only 1/8 elven tyvm) has to take the princess to a mystical font of fire so that he can take her back to the Elven capital where she'll be reborn as the mystical tree, gawsh.

And those other series take place way before that series, even though they're way more recent.

The story is that demons infiltrate humanity and make everyone nuke each other, and then people mutate into trolls and dwarves and such.

BTW, I just re-read the Elfstones for like my 666th time the other week.[/QUOTE]

da fuk. all i remember is that there was always this hot elf chick that they picked up in a gypsy caravan, and i was like OH YEAH SEX SCENE.

but there never was one. :upset:

gag, walk in with a full blown boner and don't tuck it anywhere

he's bound to be [I]uncomfortable[/I]

Mappy have you read [I]A song of fire and ice[/I] series by George R.R. Martin?

need a book thread

Official R&M Prestigious Reading Thread

alex r u gonna b snitchin niggus out?

drinkin some capri sun

that was gone fast :(

yea they have like nothing in them

i wonder what mom put in my lunchbox today

lots of love and care no doubt

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sop

hellllloooooo, negroes.

shut up white boy

:/ dammit, how did you know?