pooping

laptop sh[B]i[/B]tting rules

laptop shi[font=verdana]t[/font]ter

i took a dump yesterday that was really smooth

looked like a leather couch

wtf who takes so much time to **** that it requires laptops?

Dude if it's something important you gotta take your business with you to do your business.

Was shaving my beard, cuz we're throwing a big shindig for my Grandma's 70th tomorrow, and ugh. I hate shaving. I gave up and shaved all but a nasty Tom Selleck stash.

You're not making any sense, Steve.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17371211]Was shaving my beard, cuz we're throwing a big shindig for my Grandma's 70th tomorrow, and ugh. I hate shaving. I gave up and shaved all but a nasty Tom Selleck stash.[/QUOTE]

lawl pics please

[QUOTE=Zen Arcade;17371198]wtf who takes so much time to **** that it requires laptops?[/QUOTE]
it has nothing to do with shitting length and everything to do with carrying my laptop everywhere

Laptop shitting is great. It's more satisfying, you can take your time and keep in touch with your friends.

heil the **** out of that ****

I take less than 2 minutes to **** I have never understood the need to read/compute/do taxes on the can

jesuss christ, youre such a woman sometimes

what the **** can I do in a minute and a half

probably cum because youre a nerd dork loser

Deth maybe you need to sit a few plays out and learn how to be elite when taking shits, [I]you stupid head [/I]

My poops usually take like 6 minutes it sucks.

You guys need some activia or something.

Goddamn.

I took a 3 minute **** just there, **** I **** too much.

****

****

That's enough.

'bout to go to this place for the night with some dudes and ladies. Going to be elite.

http://www.wolffsbiergarten.com/main.html

watching UGK videos on youtube

for tonight i get to take my group of kids on a scavenger hunt...pretty elite

see you there

cweepy

during the winter i usually take my time with poopin because the bathroom is nice and warm so i chill so hard

lol stevie's going to get some kindergarten action

[quote=Jaundice;17370846]Not yet

It's my understanding he's just ****ing with pills lately because he's been getting prescribed

so just wait a few months

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this is true
and i have been ****ing around too much
just the occasional extra

yeah those pills man, they'll turn you into a different person

one time i was trippin hard on some pills and i wore a metal shirt to church