A 30 year old who gripes about failing gym class??

Speaking of failing, my health teacher is a douche.
We only had two grades, both homework assignments.
I got an 86 on one, and I didn't do the other, but he gave me a 100 on my progress report, because he just assumes that I did both and aced both.

[QUOTE=fishbulb]What do you look like?:naughty:[/QUOTE]
I'm 5'9" with green eyes, shoulder length dirty blonde hair that's a little wavy. I wear size 2 pants, I'm a 36 DD, and I have a belly button ring and a butterfly tattoo on the small of my back.

My phone number is 735-3800, and my cell is 521-6817.

[quote=Cube]I'd like to get laid, Phil.
Would you do the honors? Most people don't like peeling the congealed period blood from my omnibusl walls, but I think you might. Or was that Jezen?


I just weeded my mom's fricken' flowerbed. Grr.[/quote]

That was jezen. Maybe we could get a chimney sweep to clean you out

Maybe.

It's pretty gross sometimes.
I was in the shower this morning, and as I was washing out my crotch, a big wad of my womb came out and stuck in the corner of the shower. I was tempted to leave it there.

GAHHH! i just ate dinner! now ive got to go puke

Suck it up you big fat girl.

Ah dave you havent been here long enough yet man.

Ere pespi, i dare you to cook it for dinner.

It washed down the drain.

Mebe next month

I am having the hardest time seeing numbers.

I was about to celebrate my 6,000th post because I saw a 98 in my post count.
Shew.

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Ah dave you havent been here long enough yet man.

Ere pespi, i dare you to cook it for dinner.[/QUOTE]

true, true, however that post was kinda a joke, but w/ its all cool, it was gross though

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyUfuQ1w1i0&search=Jungle%20drumming[/url]

Oh my. Those stick tricks in the beggining where he encorperated the mid tom and cymbal made me a little wet.

he was off alittle, but it was cool i guess, i like the title "freak on drums" nice

Are you serious?

That was horrible.

I love the way poser goths and kiddie goths always have to incorporate Freak, Goth, Blood or 666 into their names in some way

Didn't your name used to be PunkDrummer?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzDzFa67Ow&search=johnny%20rabb[/url]
I <3 Rabb.

Props to Berkk666 or Berk The Goth or Berk22.

Yes but thats not the same.

His nickname probably really is Freak.

Nobody would call him Freak though. It'd just be Fag.

There's this kid at school who thinks he's God because we took him out of the orchestra to play the triangle in band, and he totally reminded me of that kid.
He's got pink highlights in his hair, he wears black eyeliner, and he's got those big goofy wrist cuffs. And he plays tom beats like that all the time.
I feel like kicking him in the teeth.
I was in the band room playing the kit once, and I'm totally not used to going from my Flying Dragons to a rusty P-100, so I was just doing a lovely simple groove that sounded GOOD, and he scoffed because it wasn't a chops fest like he does...or rather, attempts.

Kick him in the balls until they fall off, Eat them, Crap'em out, Push him into the sewer, Make him find'em, When he finds them, Kick him in the teeth.
Ok?

I'm sorry, but we aren't all big fat testicle eaters like you.


Jam bands are fricken' corny when they write lyrics.

Shi[U]t[/U], I been ownd.

You get pwned everytime a transgendered Down Syndrome victim grunts in your general direction.

On a more interesting note, in Hindu culture, people with Down Syndrome are considered to be in the final stage of reincarnation. They are the enlightened.
Isn't that lovely?


I'm changing my major to computers.

Good evening.

birth page
yay
i had band practice today pretty rockin
my band is insane
they just do stuff without thinking. Like my friend left her purse at my house and my bassist just took her ipod out of the purse without me noticing. Then 15minutes he aska my singer if he wants to buy the ipod for 60$, and this kid does just steal **** and sell it to people haha They also asked a skinhead for a pack of cigs cuz they ran out and seriously my basement looks like post nuclear war. There's little pringles everywhere when my guitarist decided to dump a can of em on my singer. Goddam i hope my mom doesnt go down there.
Oh and we came up with a new name today.
Crosstown Voodoo

Ya, well today I got an email from a chick band in town wanting me to jam with them, (I was thinking ugly metal chicks, but YES they are metal,Punk,Rock, etc.... (everything i paly) but they are HOT HOT HOT 18 year olds haha, I was like THANK YOU GOD!!! and ya,, so im jamming wit hthem when my hi ahts get here, and beleive me I ahve been practicing like a bitch to look good for them

wow I reallly hate chick bands. I dont wanna sereotype but i really doubt you have to practice to play what they want. You should like practice less

really? im actually a fan of them, well mostly bands with Chick singers, just because everyone hates them because of A girl i give them respect, But still I wanna make this, not to make wicked music (I know Im an idiot haha0 but just to hang with HOT girls all the time lol.

There are decent ones around.

The majority are bogus though.

ya, true. Anyone here Babes In Toyland??? they are pretty good.

Wait.
I like bands with chick singers.
Like, it's my thing. I love gushy crap 90's pop music a la Alanis Morissette because of her gushy vocals. I still think she would make Dream Theater tolerable.

WHO EVER IN GOD'S NAME THOUGHT MUSICMATCH WAS A GOOD IDEA SHOULD BE FORCED TO EAT HIS OWN TESTICLES AND THEN FELCH HIS GRANDMA!

o.<<<

[QUOTE=White]really? im actually a fan of them, well mostly bands with Chick singers, just because everyone hates them because of A girl i give them respect, But still I wanna make this, not to make wicked music (I know Im an idiot haha0 but just to hang with HOT girls all the time lol.[/QUOTE]
Props to The Distillers.

B[B]i[/B]tch and Animal

Greatest chick band ever.
[url]http://media.putfile.com/eternallyhard[/url]
[url]http://media.putfile.com/ganjagoddess[/url]

I don't think anybody is going to listen to these, but oh well.
This is my personal favorite- The Pussy Manifesto
[url]http://media.putfile.com/hostingmanifesto[/url]
Featuring Ms. DiFranco on percussion and random grunts.

****, tonite, i went to some barrs... and i got my nuckles busted up had to get stiches.. and mu girl made me come home

[QUOTE=green242]****, tonite, i went to some barrs... and i got my nuckles busted up had to get stiches.. and mu girl made me come home[/QUOTE]

Who the f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck is this kid?

It doesn't matter. Evolution will take care of him.

Evolution sucks.
It turned me into what I am know. I want to be a fu[U]c[/U]king monkey.

[QUOTE=Berk11]Evolution sucks.
It turned me into what I am know. I want to a fu[U]c[/U]king monkey.[/QUOTE]
You're right, a monkey might make a working sentence.

Fixed!!