lol

[QUOTE=adb;18098003]how to make a hawt girl look gross

exhibit A:

[IMG]http://imgur.com/EBWie.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

are you kidding

girl who doesnt take herself too seriously too enjoy a big mac, but not so into it that she keeps her figure

lock
that
down

too seriously too enjoy a big mac

that mcdonalds food looks suspiciously decent

why isn't the sandwich all smashed up and greasy
and the fries don't look like wet shoe strings

[QUOTE=adb;18098034]too seriously too enjoy a big mac[/QUOTE]

you know how some hoes be all liek i gots to watch mah curves yo

[IMG]http://imgur.com/3G7MH.jpg[/IMG]

[B][SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]now pringles

are pizzaliiiiiiiiiciousssss[/FONT][/SIZE][/B]

won a magic tournament earlier got 5 packs and mad respect y0

smokey d failed at banning me again

[QUOTE=Satelllliiiiiteee;18098036]that mcdonalds food looks suspiciously decent

why isn't the sandwich all smashed up and greasy
and the fries don't look like wet shoe strings[/QUOTE]

yeah, thats the stuff they keep locked away to put in ads

[QUOTE=masscows;18098040]won a magic tournament earlier got 5 packs and mad respect y0[/QUOTE]

hahaha

magic became lame the day they added "super ****ing duper rare" as a new rarity.

[QUOTE=adb;18098003]how to make a hawt girl look gross

exhibit A:

[IMG]http://imgur.com/EBWie.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I lol'd


I can't kiss my girlfriend if she's just eaten fast food, and she's hawt as ****. Makes me want to yack just smelling some kind of cheap fast burger place.

lol you baby

yeah both times I've made out w/ gf after eating have not been good, even after chewing gum

taste no good

yall niggus sum babiez

cant kiss my gf when shes wearing a bullet belt and sehs hawt as fukkkk

goddamn :lol:

[QUOTE=Satelllliiiiiteee;18098081]cant kiss my gf when shes wearing a bullet belt and sehs hawt as fukkkk[/QUOTE]

This is true

lol nick

sup bros

got drunk past two nights, fingered some girl on a dancefloor last night

gunna declare my undying love for the girl who pretty much nearly broke my heart tomorrow

feelin p jaundice

describe the dancefloor incident

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18098086]lol nick

sup bros

got drunk past two nights, fingered some girl on a dancefloor last night

gunna declare my undying love for the girl who pretty much nearly broke my heart tomorrow

feelin p jaundice[/QUOTE]

rofl

watched people get drunk the past 2 nights

fingered nobody

feelin pretty malcolm :/ :\ :/ :\

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;18098083]This is true[/QUOTE]

yeh man my gf is sooooo hawt but I have no visual evidence

[I]those suckers on mx will believe anything[/I]

I turned 21 and got ****ing wrecked a few days ago.

[QUOTE=adb;18098096]yeh man my gf is sooooo hawt but I have no visual evidence

[I]those suckers on mx will believe anything[/I][/QUOTE]



This is true.

I thought you were 30

wut?

you look old

parents were too drunk to drive and get mixer so i had to go for them. sigh.

[QUOTE=adb;18098102]you look old[/QUOTE]

It's the facial hair.

[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18098088]describe the dancefloor incident[/QUOTE]

semi attractive hipster girl was grinding against me

i fingered her

not much 2 it brah

if i didnt have to look at them or hear them talk i could prob hook up wit a british chick

could say the same about a yank bird

mind you, your average american girl would love and be confused by my accent

got my car back yet

about $800 in impound charges, title transferring, etc.

everything on the inside was pretty much stripped all the way down to my floor mats. it runs fine which is all that really matters - i'm just really happy they didn't blow the engine. The only thing that's really left in the car is my unholy goat**** tape

found it in the backseat.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18098122]if i didnt have to look at them or hear them talk i could prob hook up wit a british chick[/QUOTE]

a lot of Brit chicks are hawt

bollix to the lot of ya

haha goat****!

cant understand why they didn't take the unholy goat**** tape

yeah they took my Jeffery dahmer dvd, skateboard, cigarette lighter, and sweatshirt so who knows

bad taste

good thing u didnt have ur warning cdz in there!!!! :):)

[IMG]http://imgur.com/xhbzF.png[/IMG]

this is so unfaaaiir

yeah but my wine coolers were the glove box

just as bad

wine coolers are sweet