[quote=The Mites;15956895]Learn to appreciate.[/quote]

Ha, eye has ur fone numbr now!

Does lucy pinder do porn?

Making wontons at work tonight.

Made a couple last night, but tonight I'll be doing it without anyone showing me how. Should be fun.


We had a chopstick contest and I pwned for a while and then sucked consistently.

my sisters school is on lockdown because campus security saw a guy with a gun.

what's up my people

[QUOTE=The Mites;15956887]They put on more makeup to impress older guys. The older girls don't care, because the guys who know what they're doing know that the older girls know how it's done.

I dunno, just an educated guess.[/QUOTE]

meh not really

at my school the ones who try to impress are in all the grades. no more freshmen than seniors, etc.

a lady friend of mine keeps bitching because the car her parents bought her/pay for doesn't start all the time in the cold.

and i'm like "is it really worth throwing a fit over?" and she's all "well if they're going to buy me something why don't they buy me something that fuking works god damn i hate them" and i'm all "umm be glad you're in the position where your car not starting is the biggest of your problems." and she's all "i hate everyone."

slap that bitch plz

[quote=Win A Rabbit;15957034]a lady friend of mine keeps bitching because the car her parents bought her/pay for doesn't start all the time in the cold.

and i'm like "is it really worth throwing a fit over?" and she's all "well if they're going to buy me something why don't they buy me something that fuking works god damn i hate them" and i'm all "umm be glad you're in the position where your car not starting is the biggest of your problems." and she's all "i hate everyone."[/quote]

Hit it...

/only read the first 3 words.

Seconded :)

Im pissed because I don't have any music on my computer without my EHD, so i haven't used last.fm in 2 weeks

i wud slap but her boyfriend is my best friend.

and i wudnt tap tbh. not my thing. not a big fan of slutty rich girls who spend hundreds on "bar clothes" so they can go skank it up without their boyfriends and get drinks bought for them by random horny jocks on weekends.

man that must suck

^^^^
Unfortunately, that's the type of girl I go for.

[QUOTE=The Mites;15957076]^^^^
Unfortunately, that's the type of girl I go for.[/QUOTE]
i have trouble putting up with her over a weekend trip, with everyone else.

if that's what you're going for though, more power to you. takes a lot of patience, which i generally have, but not for that. :lol:

girls like that aren't worth it tbh

repped everyone i could.

The sex is worth it. Trust me.

Cheers Pure.

meh, good relationships > sex

[QUOTE=The Mites;15957102]The sex is worth it. Trust me.
[/QUOTE]

I'm going to disagree.

Ladies who don't know they are hot, try harder to please.

I find dancers hot. Tall, blonde, skinny.. Those types. Somehow, the dancers i've been with seem to know how to move...

Though brunettes are hot too..

[IMG]http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/Josie1.jpg[/IMG]

Most people want to be good at thier jobs though...

Anyways, out for the weekend. Play nice kids.

ATRU - Not really hot...

what's your point?

London Bridge (Oh Snap) by Fergie is the [I]biggest[/I] rip-off of Tipsy....

[quote=The Mites;15957076]^^^^
Unfortunately, that's the type of girl I go for.[/quote]

i think i might add your girlfriend to myspace and tell her you think she's slutty.

yes and they both suck k

I like shy brunettes who are environmentalists...

....oh wait I'm dating one right now!

shy brunettes = my reason to be religious

i like people who have personalities.

OMG U HAV BROWN HAIR DO ME PLZ I WAN MARY U

who's mary lel

I'm going snowboarding tomorrow, i'm pretty psyched.

[quote=Seafroggys;15957303]I like shy brunettes who are environmentalists...

....oh wait I'm dating one right now![/quote]

something tells me when you dump your girlfriend and get a new one, your tastes will completely change and you will like someone exactly like your new girlfriend.

yep

That tends to be fairly normal, :lol:

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2;15957297]i think i might add your girlfriend to myspace and tell her you think she's slutty.[/QUOTE]

Do it.

I broke up with her because she lied to me about something which I won't go in to. I know she didn't cheat, but she lied which is bad enough because I've always been honest and genuine.

I'm still gonna f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck her tomorrow though. Awesome, awesome sex.

[QUOTE=fishbulb;15957333]I'm going snowboarding tomorrow, i'm pretty psyched.[/QUOTE]

lol wtf arent you in cali?

[QUOTE=The Mites;15957417]Do it.

I broke up with her because she lied to me about something which I won't go in to. I know she didn't cheat, but she lied which is bad enough because I've always been honest and genuine.

I'm still gonna f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck her tomorrow though. Awesome, awesome sex.[/QUOTE]

i'm seeing a pattern in your relationships jezen

[QUOTE=The Mites;15957274]London Bridge (Oh Snap) by Fergie is the [I]biggest[/I] rip-off of Tipsy....[/QUOTE]

rip off eh?
would you say that it [B]is[/B] tipsy?
so tipsy that it's....[I]falling down?[/I]