“I HAVE TWO WORDS for these whiny, unmolested, unassaulted bitches: WHAT and EVER,” says Fondue, a stripper who boasts of having been sexually, physically, mentally, and spiritually abused by both parents and all four grandparents and is widely known as The Woman Who Brought Naked Spaghetti Wrestling to Portland. “That’s right: Whatever. Yadda yadda yadda. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya! I could care less.”

It's the natural order of the species.

i love me some strippers tbh, soent $250 the other night on em...........was very drunk too

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17732668]“I HAVE TWO WORDS for these whiny, unmolested, unassaulted bitches: WHAT and EVER,” says Fondue, a stripper who boasts of having been sexually, physically, mentally, and spiritually abused by both parents and all four grandparents and is widely known as The Woman Who Brought Naked Spaghetti Wrestling to Portland. “That’s right: Whatever. Yadda yadda yadda. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya! I could care less.”[/QUOTE]

these women sound on my level somehow

there's something endlessly fascinating about women who are depraved as can be, are fully aware of it, and aren't even slightly bothered by it.

I'm more into women who are completely well behaved and socially accepted, except in individual circumstances where they're super liberated.

[QUOTE=weaboo;17732659][IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/11/Celebrated_jazz_trombonist_Buddy_Dwyer.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

hahahaha

[QUOTE=Aaron;17732681]I'm more into women who are completely well behaved and socially accepted, except in individual circumstances where they're super liberated.[/QUOTE]

I don't meet women like you do

We seriously need to party together Hazx.

he likes to jizz in their hair

:lol:

what can I say

feels good man

I love that story Haz made me lol hard

Haz is my type-a guy.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/NF_rocks/1125072021a.jpg[/IMG]

~hi guyz!~

yeah she just said she remembers everything and was just testing to see if im honest

ugh girls

rofl

what the **** are they testing for when they do that

"yeah i stuck it up your ***"
"no you didnt"
"well then why the **** did you ask?"

lol idk

this has felt like an awkward situation from the get-go

hottie srsly

she wants you to be honest

[i]she[/i] wants you to be [i]honest[/i]
being [i]honest[/i] with a [i]female[/i]

pffft

what ridiculous expectations

[QUOTE]being [I]honest[/I] with a [I]female[/I]

pffft[/QUOTE]

is about right

[QUOTE=beans;17732730]hottie srsly[/QUOTE]

haha

not you

[QUOTE=beans;17732737]not you[/QUOTE]

yes of course me!

[QUOTE=nevertoolate;17732705]I love that story Haz made me lol hard[/QUOTE]

I'M ABORIGINAL

z

seriously you should have said she bit your dick

she'd have to come kiss it better

linetrap <333333333

she also says that she really wasn't drunk , but was just acting drunk because she wanted to make sure her friend knew she had a good time

funny coincidence because i was just pretending to be drunk so that id have an excuse for not cumming, i didnt want to tell her she was bad at it

oh what a tangled web we weave :lol:

so shes a sober slut
whos bad

****ing get rid of that ****

[QUOTE=AA-12;17732743]linetrap <333333333[/QUOTE]

joshy you got vids? I've been lookin everywhere for dem shits

thats been taken care of already

shes visiting from new mexico and will be going back tomorrow

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17732749]thats been taken care of already

shes visiting from new mexico and will be going back tomorrow[/QUOTE]

hit it and quit it man before it's too late!

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17732748]joshy you got vids? I've been lookin everywhere for dem poops[/QUOTE]

yeaaah

she's in that zone where she's okay-looking enough to let suck my dick but not quite good enough to **** in good conscience

i think my work here is done

[QUOTE=AA-12;17732753]yeaaah[/QUOTE]

derp gonna have a smoke and then have a frank man-to-man discussion with you

or something

ill be eagerly awaiting your messages

frank weird bisexual guy to weird bisexual guy discussion

im only still posting to reach page 1k

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17732761]frank weird bisexual guy to weird bisexual guy discussion[/QUOTE]

which am i