[QUOTE=British Boy]Guys can't pee when they have an erection.



Yeah man if you like. It's not my acoustic kit so it won't be [I]as[/I] precious.[/QUOTE]

Dude after I reach a sexual climax, I don't stay hard.

I don't know about you...

Thats one of my talents. I can keep going for up to an hour after my climax, that way it aint all about me :)

its called steroids :)

I can keep going for hours after my climax.

Proof that females>males.

No its not. Steroids destroy your sex life

I can go five minutues :)

Yeah But females never poop so that is an auto win.

I do.

Man, I sh[B]i[/B]t a turd that had to have been atleast a foot and a half long.
It wouldn't flush, so I snuck out the front door so my mother wouldn't hear me, and then came in the other door, walked into the bathroom, grunted and promptly blamed my sister.

It was a kind of psychedelic one, too.
Apparently roast beef makes it really black, so the meat of the poop was in contrast to the yellow of the corn and lime green peas.

Guess who passed a Trig final.

And as far as Cube is saying, it's very much true.

Girls > Guys. At least in that area.

[QUOTE=Cube]I do.

Man, I sh[B]i[/B]t a turd that had to have been atleast a foot and a half long.
It wouldn't flush, so I snuck out the front door so my mother wouldn't hear me, and then came in the other door, walked into the bathroom, grunted and promptly blamed my sister.

It was a kind of psychedelic one, too.
Apparently roast beef makes it really black, so the meat of the poop was in contrast to the yellow of the corn and lime green peas.[/QUOTE]
****s sake...

im trying to eat here!!

lol

my turds are a fairly consistent brown. go fast metabolism or w/e

Ugh. This is driving me insane.
Every time I see you post I think it's Pespi and I get upset.

I miss her so.
I still wake at night with dreams of her blessed death resounding in my skull, nipples erect and thighs saturated with damp desire to kiss her glorious plains again.

self lust is a dangerous thing, dear

EDIT:

[COLOR="Red"][B][U][SIZE="7"]2000 posts![/SIZE][/U][/B][/COLOR]

Oh my gosh!
5,340th post!

5840....
NOW im annoyed

spent most of yesterday looking for my drum key, and just found it on my desk...

STFU.
I still get confused between the 8 and 3.

8752nd

need glasses?

im goin to bed...

ARRRGH!
Why is it taking so long to download sh[B]i[/B]t?!
I want ONE TEEEEENY 10 track album. Why is it 17hrs?

Cause you're a dyke

Better to be a dyke than an english f[B]a[/B]ggot with goth hair and chubby arms.

I prefer the term knob jockey

Premature Ejaculator FTW.

*whistles* theres nothing wrong with playing drums naked...right?

Sweaty a[B]s[/B]s.

towel.

Theres less defense against stick injuries to your special place.


My new toy. Guys gonna figure out shipping at the weekend
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/rancid_punk/IMG_6338.jpg[/IMG]

Too shiny.

looks wicked sick.

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Thats one of my talents. I can keep going for up to an hour after my climax, that way it aint all about me :)[/QUOTE]

Talent? I thought that was normal?

Wicked rare too apparently.

I love shiney cymbals

Jezen most guys need a rest to get there second wind, i can just keep goin like nothin happened

Me too...?

Perhaps I shouldn't discuss this on MX..

Mebe its not just me then. The ex seemed surprised when she realised i could do it :-/

...
I have that feeling in my stomach I get when I think about Phil naked.
It's repulsion mixed with rage and pity.

Crap.

Love you too.

I found the coolest pillow case ever!

[IMG]http://www.zildjian.com/images/products/zoomImage_1917.JPG[/IMG]

haha i would love that

Pespi wants my *** but she's worried im turnin her straight so she hides behind all these insults.

Sweet really

Phil...
I'm only attracted to you because your tits have a gravitational pull.


I'M ON THE VERGE OF TEARS!!!!
I JUST WANT ONE BLEEDING ALBUM! I WANT SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO!
BUT NO!!!!
STUPID POS COMPUTER!

Yeah, it is.

I aint that fat.

No, but you've still got a nice rack.