i dont have any attractive female friends they're all garbage lol

all the females in my life aside from my sister are pretty mentally unstable

some of em are cute though

i'd hate to even guess how badly the girls i know don't want to have sex with me.

i slapped my friend's girlfriend in the face the other day was p funny

:lol: What'd she do?

i only really have two good female friends

one is cute with a bangin body but is kinda a bitch

the other is the girl of my dreams except that she's unpredictable in a scary way sometimes

she ran up and started punching me for no reason and i kind of hit her back one time on reflex without thinking about it

everybody laughed

inb4 all of jaundices friends are gorgeous

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;18095315]i only really have two good female friends

one is cute with a bangin body but is kinda a bitch

the other is the girl of my dreams except that she's unpredictable in a scary way sometimes[/QUOTE]

which of these is the azn

[QUOTE]inb4 all of jaundices friends are gorgeous[/QUOTE]all the girls i hang out with are like

preppy normal girls that snort pills and talk really loud and listen to rap

except they're overbearingly average looking for that type of girl, definitely nothing to look at

[QUOTE=adb;18095321]which of these is the azn[/QUOTE]

neither of those she's not really one of my closer friends

idk the only people i really consider friends are people i would rely on for heavy **** and know really well

acquaintances are a dime a dozen

slap dat hoe

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;18095315]i only really have two good female friends

one is cute with a bangin body but is kinda a bitch

the other is the girl of my dreams except that she's unpredictable in a scary way sometimes[/QUOTE]
proly jus desperately tryin to scare u

It's amazing how terrified you guys are of "mentally unstable" and "crazy" girls

[QUOTE=boomerang;18095289]yeah but she probably has a boyfriend[/QUOTE]

then i'd just get 2mutchet or s1lv3rfang to beat him up for me. :thumb:

the MX Tapout shirt crew?

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18095338]It's amazing how terrified you guys are of "mentally unstable" and "crazy" girls[/QUOTE]

Well I wonder why? Girls are pretty crazy normally, but mentally unstable crazy? yeah, no thanks :lol:

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18095338]It's amazing how terrified you guys are of "mentally unstable" and "crazy" girls[/QUOTE]

yeah, those are the best

[QUOTE=shortz;18095345]Well I wonder why? Girls are pretty crazy normally, but mentally unstable crazy? yeah, no thanks :lol:[/QUOTE]

The thing is they're throwing around the word mentally unstable with no regard to its meaning

basically talking about a girl like she's a paranoid schizophrenic or something because she's got the petty moodswing **** that is pretty much universal in females and basically humans in general

I dated a girl once that had WHORE cut into her thigh with a safety pin so idk i'm not buying it

don't you guys like to have some excitement in your life lol

zib zib zouoppzub

jizz on her wounds

wow whore cut into her thigh, jesus christ

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18095349]
I dated a girl once that had WHORE cut into her thigh with a safety pin so idk i'm not buying it[/QUOTE]

You sir, are a courageous man.

i like to have a good time

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18095349]The thing is they're throwing around the word mentally unstable with no regard to its meaning

basically talking about a girl like she's a paranoid schizophrenic or something because she's got the petty moodswing **** that is pretty much universal in females and basically humans in general

I dated a girl once that had WHORE cut into her thigh with a safety pin so idk i'm not buying it

don't you guys like to have some excitement in your life lol[/QUOTE]i dated a girl who modeled her entire life around holly golightly, even the going to brazil part
i dated a bisexual girl who was arrested for assaulting 3 police officers, put cigarettes out on her arms, drinks constantly, among other things (she's hilarious and charming when she's in a good mood but alot of the time she was just a huge bitch to me)
i dated another girl who watched hentai all day and cried literally every time i showed a sign of disagreement with something she said because she thought it meant i hated her

idk these seem like legit reasons to call people mentally unstable

[quote]i dated another girl who watched hentai all day and cried literally every time i showed a sign of disagreement with something she said because she thought it meant i hated her[/quote]

can u not talk about our relationship thx

goddamn nate

[QUOTE=masscows;18095368]i dated a girl who modeled her entire life around holly golightly, even the going to brazil part[/QUOTE] Don't have any idea who that is
[QUOTE]
i dated a bisexual girl who was arrested for assaulting 3 police officers, put cigarettes out on her arms, drinks constantly, among other things[/QUOTE]Everybody's like this

[QUOTE]i dated another girl who watched hentai all day and cried literally every time i showed a sign of disagreement with something she said because she thought it meant i hated her
[/QUOTE]
Hmm that's kinda weird no lie

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18095367]i like to have a good time[/QUOTE]

Jesus Jaundice if [I]that's[/I] your idea of a good time, then I don't know man, haha.

they were all short skinny attractive brunettes too

i don't know what to believe about women anymore

[QUOTE=masscows;18095368]i dated a girl who modeled her entire life around holly golightly, even the going to brazil part
i dated a bisexual girl who was arrested for assaulting 3 police officers, put cigarettes out on her arms, drinks constantly, among other things (she's hilarious and charming when she's in a good mood but alot of the time she was just a huge bitch to me)
i dated another girl who watched hentai all day and cried literally every time i showed a sign of disagreement with something she said because she thought it meant i hated her

idk these seem like legit reasons to call people mentally unstable[/QUOTE]

sounds like you get all the good women haha

[QUOTE=masscows;18095377]they were all short skinny attractive brunettes too
[/QUOTE]
if you were a real man that'd be all that matterd :p

the more stories I hear the more grateful I am of my gf

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18095382]if you were a real man that'd be all that matterd :p[/QUOTE]

I humbly submit my testicles

nate you sould try dating an azn girl

I might. I'm moving to the city this fall so there will definitely be more options for me there.

I'll try it once. I'm more attracted to short skinny white girls physically but I've never really known any asians personally, I kind of want to see where it would go.

whats shakin dudes

strange and boundless horizons!!

I already know that nate and that azn girl would be a really good match together but last I checked she doesn't want a bf and she lives 3000 miles away

[QUOTE=Satelllliiiiiteee;18095396]strange and boundless horizons!![/QUOTE]

yeah dude i'm already feeling like marco polo preparing for his first voyage to china