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[QUOTE=crazyguy832]*gets on knees*
<_< >_> ^_^ *kicks Loyton out of arena*[/QUOTE] *crosses crazyguy off the list of potential noblemen.* Awww thats too bad, mabye next time you retard. |
You know what to do.
*turns around, so my a[B]s[/B]s is facing your face* |
[QUOTE=Pespi]You know what to do.
*turns around, so my a[B]s[/B]s is facing your face*[/QUOTE] Wanna be a nobleman? Youve got leadership skills. Long Live page 982. |
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>_> Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo.......... *holds match up* *lights room on fire* |
Oooh, me a nobleman?
That's the second time this week I've been told I'm a born leader. And way to go, crazyguy. You f[B]u[/B]cked it up! |
HURRY UP! WHO WANTS to BE NOBLE!
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[quote=Pespi]It's a face.
You haven't earned my love until you get on your knees.[/quote] :naughty: |
[QUOTE=Pespi]Oooh, me a nobleman?
That's the second time this week I've been told I'm a born leader. And way to go, crazyguy. You f[B]u[/B]cked it up![/QUOTE] Okok, pespi is herby second in command of the gracious and mighty page 984. From here forth whomever gets the first post of ever page shall be declared the natural leader! |
I'm tired, I couldn't care less.
In fact... *falls asleep on floor* |
[QUOTE=crazyguy832]I'm tired, I couldn't care less.
In fact... *falls asleep on floor*[/QUOTE] Pespi, lead your troops to crazyguy832 location, (on the kitchen table surrounded with cocaine traces) and beat him to death with your dildos. LONG LIVE PAGE 982! |
C'mon, TTTSNB.
Buck up! :D |
*rolls off table*
*falls into randomly placed bottomless pit* *sleeps peacefully* |
*looks around*
*sneaks up* *rapes* |
*continues sleeping while falling in bottomless pit*
*wonders who Pespi is raping* |
I wanna be a nobleman!!!
*beats crazy guy with his mom's big purple dildo* |
*long lives page 982 and promotes Motleyguy*
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score!
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[QUOTE=crazyguy832]*continues sleeping while falling in bottomless pit*
*wonders who Pespi is raping*[/QUOTE] You. |
I thought he was in a bottomless pit..
How easy would it be to fall asleep while falling?! And.. Uh.. I'm MADE of nobleman over here, Loyton. Pick me! |
[QUOTE=Motleyguy]score![/QUOTE]
*Puts on rubber glove and begins nobleman athuentication procedure* Unless.... there is a way you can skip the test. Read this entire passage and tell me what passion was the driving force behind Johanes Franzen, and what sexual oritation he was. Go future nobleman and prove yourself! Here is the passage... [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Red"] Johanes Franzen, born 1975, is a mid-ranking member of Sweden's premier White Supremacist fringe party, the Volksterfuykel. He achieved a degree of fame as the first ever Volksterfuykel candidate (2005) for mayor of Trondheim, Sweden's third largest city. The campaign culminated in an endorsement of Franzen by a coalition of Islamic religious leaders of Trondheim's immigrant community. The endorsement, while never acknowledged by Franzen or his party, was perceived as a reward for the candidate's repeated calls to restore a number of the world's contested territories to their allegedly rightful owners. These calls included giving approximately one-half of modern Poland to Germany, as well as parceling Israel out to its Arab neighbors. Several moderate candidates subsequently connected Franzen's perceived obsession with contested territories to a linkage among the fates of "superior" races (Germans and Arabs) that have allegedly suffered at the hands of "inferior" races (Slavs and Jews). Franzen eventually received 17% of the vote. Shortly after the election, Franzen was arrested in Stockholm on suspicion of indecent relations with two minors. The trial is ongoing. This writer does not make any judgments as to Franzen's guilt or innocence. It should be noted, however, that several other Volksterfuykel activists are currently serving jail time for various sexual crimes.The techniques of Knowledge as taught by Prem Rawat, known as Maharaji to his students, comprises four techniques that he claims helps his students to take their senses and invert them within to experience inner peace. Students often describe the experience simply as "going within."In the past, these techniques were referred to as "Light", "Sound", "Name" and "Nectar". To remove any cultural connotations, Maharaji nowadays refers to them as simply 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th techniques. This is also in reflection of an important development in Maharaji's teaching of his path of inner peace - to remove any preconceptions a candidate might have of the kind of experience he or she might expect to obtain as a result of practicing the techniques. His intention is to demonstrate the techniques in a simple and basic way to someone whom he deems ready and leave them with a complete clear path as to what the practice might bring them. Students see the ongoing relationship between the student and their teacher (guru in Indian culture) to be of central importance for the usefulness of the techniques.Students say that the techniques of Knowledge have always been a prominent part of the clarity on life which they see Maharaji as presenting and that these techniques have not changed throughout the years. See also the past teachings and current teachings of Prem Rawat.There is a self-paced process of preparation, called "The Keys," before a person is taught the techniques of Knowledge. Going through the Keys process involves watching video materials in which Maharaji helps the person develop the understanding necessary to learn the techniques of Knowledge. [1]These Knowledge sessions are facilitated by a technical operator that runs the multimedia presentation and the video equipment needed, and another person that ensures the comfort of the attendees and assist them if needed. These people do this as volunteers. Knowledge sessions are available throughout the year in most Western countries mainly during weekends. In India, due to the large number of people, there are Knowledge sessions every day of the year. In special cases such as people in hospitals, or bed-ridden, etc, these volunteers go to were these people are to conduct the Knowledge session at their convenience.[/COLOR][/SIZE] Oh, and derrekk, same thing. But your definatly noble material. |
Driving force- he wanted to prove himself to his party and the world
And.. He was bi. |
I give up...*
*goes to bedroom* *barricades door with drumkit and sits in the middle of room holding golf club while muttering stuff about Pespi* *rocks back and forth slowly* |
YOU'RE IN A BOTTOMLESS PIT, YOU AS[COLOR="Black"]S[/COLOR]!!!
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[QUOTE=derryk]Driving force- he wanted to prove himself to his party and the world
And.. He was bi.[/QUOTE] Wrong. But your still a nobleman. Driving force was wepons grade plutonium, you got the preference right. |
[QUOTE=derryk]YOU'RE IN A BOTTOMLESS PIT, YOU AS[COLOR="Black"]S[/COLOR]!!![/QUOTE]
Teleported. |
[QUOTE=crazyguy832]Teleported.[/QUOTE]
Noblemen, kill him. Hes a disgrace to 982. |
Damn..
Loyton- I didn't read any more then the first two lines, and I guessed for his sexual orientation. I also declare Loyton the ruler of 983 now, because I got bored. I guess I shuold edit the post down there saying I edited this one though.. darn. |
Driving Force - Wanting to return Europe and the Middle East to the way it was before WW2, while Hitler was still in power. He was also either bisexual, or gay.
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My precious 982.... now the new ruler is one on my former noblemen! At least I know 983 is in good hands. |
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THIS IS NOW A COMMUNISTIC PAGE! *actually, I edited the first post on this page* |
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