u guys dont like blondes?

i dont

EDIT: dont like guido chicks either

u guys don't like bloody bathtubs?

i almost died in the tub/shower before so no i dont like bloody bathtubs

guido chicks are honestly the only chicks worth pursuing

who hasnt almost died in the tub before

i thought i was one of the only ones

jaundice failed suicides dont count

[IMG]http://yvonnedelavega.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jim_morrison_3.jpg[/IMG]

a friend once took a dump in my mothers bathtub when he was drunk

tried to push it down the drain with his fingers

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18398865]a friend once took a dump in my mothers bathtub when he was drunk

tried to push it down the drain with his fingers[/QUOTE]

:lol:

thats revolting

was buzzed taking a shit in the bar the other day and some hot girl that was bartending there went running into the mens bathroom, tore open the stall door and looked at me like she was mad at me for being there and walked away

at like the worst time some one could have walked in

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18398870]:lol:

thats revolting[/QUOTE]

he later decided it would be a good idea to hop in his car and just go home

I have no idea how he made it home that night, he was like, in and out blackout, mentally unstable drunk

mentally unstable drunk in this bitch

drunk people are so annoying

its a really happy mellow feelings

[QUOTE=APirate;18398899]its a really happy mellow feelings[/QUOTE]

not all people are like that

i mean alcohol has the potential to make any one a scheming violent bastard but it usually brings people together

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18398865]a friend once took a dump in my mothers bathtub when he was drunk

tried to push it down the drain with his fingers[/QUOTE]

lmao

one of my teammates filled a sink with his vomit (the vomit clogged it) and he tried unclogging it with his hands. he got down to about his mid forearm. it was awesome.

also im totally digging four year strong right now and im not ashamed to admit it

about to go shit and get drunk and maybe fuck a girl who is probably a little too young for me. peace bros

you just filled my sink with csb

found some online prostitutes need to get a job

kinda drunk right now

i have onion rings in der oven mmmmm

[QUOTE=APirate;18398924]found some online prostitutes need to get a job[/QUOTE]

lol what

yeah you just email them and set up an appointment to have sex with them

[url]http://heavygun.blogspot.com/2009/09/no-limit-guerrilas-mercenary-killers.html[/url]

lolol

[QUOTE=APirate;18398948]yeah you just email them and set up an appointment to have sex with them[/QUOTE]

[url]http://emmafromwagga.webs.com[/url]

lmao

moog synth is the only way to combat depression and anxiety

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all of those 'the facebook of sex' and the 'chat with girls in your area' ads look like they're just online prostitution rings

wasnt mappy twardziks sister on one of those

prety sure they just use random photos from d anet

fri night can only mean one thing

me on the comp makin a review:

[url]http://tacographics.blogspot.com/2011/02/rubios-bbq-chicken-taco.html[/url]

butter flies in my stomach

[I][B]The ingredients were in place, but to my chagrin, this taco was only a mere bench warmer.[/B][/I]

nothing to eat but pop tars
need fast food

still waiting for 16 year old i dont know to message me back about eating sushi together

ate way too much chinese food (AKA everything they gave me why do they give you so much food)

ate too much cheddar cheese earlier cuz there's nothing here but pop tarts and cheddar cheese