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[QUOTE=Little Man being Erased][url]http://www.news.com.au/[/url][/QUOTE]
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wtf that doesnt even make sense
hes a crocodile [I]hunter[/I] ffs :( |
He could have at least been eaten by a crocodile or something.
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I prefer the stingray, because if it were a croc it would make him a fraud to an extent. He'd be the Crocodile Hunted after being the Hunter for so long.
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But... irony is fun.
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when i was in 3rd grade, i went to Sea World and i pet a stingray. i pet it.
and it killed him? what a p[size=2]u[/size]ssy. |
his wife is apparently out hiking so she might not even know. Does Australia have cellphones?
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What do you think we live in the stone age or something?
We call them mobile phones. |
More like the iron age.
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[QUOTE=pulseczar]his wife is apparently out hiking so she might not even know. Does Australia have cellphones?[/QUOTE]
nah, they just carve shapes onto rocks and throw them as far as they can, hoping it reaches their desired destination. |
my name is wrath.
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I wasn't even aware that sting-rays could kill people.
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[QUOTE=sr800bkBassist]nah, they just carve shapes onto rocks and throw them as far as they can, hoping it reaches their desired destination.[/QUOTE]
i tried to wish my grandma a happy birthday via rock-phone, but it hit her in the head and she died :( |
:lol:
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Sucks about the Croc Hunter.
QCS tomorrow. gaaaaaaaaaay |
Yeah, it's basically the combination of extreme metal, and a list of made up artists which were created to impress.
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R.I.P Steve Irwin. :( He'll be wrestling crocs in heaven from now on.
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[QUOTE=Otherside]wtf that doesnt even make sense
hes a crocodile [I]hunter[/I] ffs :([/QUOTE] i call x file |
[QUOTE=Little Man being Erased]The Croc Hunter is dead. What a sad day.[/QUOTE]
yeah I read about that on imdb this morning. that totally blows. [QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]They can if they sink their barbs right into your chest.[/QUOTE] wait a second..... |
I got a good gut laugh.
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That sucks. I wander if all the wanna-be crocodile hunters are scared now. Like Jeff Corwin, that guy sucks.
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No one will ever be as hip as Steve. RIP brother!
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[QUOTE=nutty_bar]That sucks. I wander if all the wanna-be crocodile hunters are scared now. Like Jeff Corwin, that guy sucks.[/QUOTE]Never mind them, the crocadiles themselves are celebrating worldwide.
Edit: Oh crap, I just wasted my 6000th post with a really lame joke. |
I used to regularly watch his show...it is a sad day.
Especially because he has two kids. |
How did he die!?
edit: nevermind, I looked it up. that is really really sad :( |
Stingray.
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[quote=Broken Arrow]Especially because he has two kids.[/quote]Yo, he dangled his baby infront of the mouth of a crocodile on television. That dude was a f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking idiot. It was only a matter of time, and thank God it was him and not his kid.
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[QUOTE=JonM]Yo, he dangled his baby infront of the mouth of a crocodile on television. That dude was a f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking idiot. It was only a matter of time, and thank God it was him and not his kid.[/QUOTE]
That baby was in no danger. He's the croc hunter ffs the baby had a better chance of getting shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. |
But can't you just hear him the day he went swimming? "Yeeeh, perfectly awroight, mate. I'm in no daingeah! The stingray NEVAH attacks humans-- AWW CROIKEY! ME HEART!"
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Someone photoshop Irwin dangling an infant over a pool of seething stringrays firing laser barbs.
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