[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16633779]I'm wearing a sock over my penis.[/QUOTE]
why?

[QUOTE=Angmar;16633772][url]http://theshadowofthesoul.blogspot.com/[/url]

There's my blog, got 5 albums uploaded and intent on actually updating this one frequently, please take a look and maybe leave a comment or two. :)[/QUOTE]

intent? lol

heil

[QUOTE]why?[/QUOTE]
why not

so, I have a friend passed out on my deck

draw a penis on his face.

already done my friend, already done.

piss in his shoes

well, he did already did puke no his on pants. I'll see what I can do.

puke on the pants is ace, spray axe all over his back and light it on fire
idk

nah he is good friend. I can't do that.

He is out cold though.

well if he was shirtless the axe would burn, the heat would probably wake him up, and he wouldnt get burnt because axe burns so fast

exactly what i was thinking, it would be gone before he would even be up

Mappy droppin knowledge

heil that ****

im krunk and going to bed, seacrest out <3

peace mang

he is still shirted, I just don't want him to spend the night out there. I also don't to get him on my couch and puke everywhere.

set him in the bathroom on the linolium, so if he pukes its hella easy to clean up
make sure hes not face up of course

well he is sitting indian style with his face down. I'll just leave the door unlocked. He knows he is welcome to sleep on my couch.

lol how considerate

well he is not exactly responding to me.

poke him with a stick

[QUOTE=bunit9488;16633896]piss in his shoes[/QUOTE]

One of my friends did that to someone who passed out at a party.
He had to buy him new shoes.

I am pretty drunk myself tbqh.

well my friend finally decided it was a good idea to go to sleep on my couch.

piss on him and the couch

[QUOTE=Happy;16633992]One of my friends did that to someone who passed out at a party.
He had to buy him new shoes.[/QUOTE]

why would you buy him new shoes

ATTN: Angmar
Did you listen to my music?

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;16634081]why would you buy him new shoes[/QUOTE]

Because he was ordered to by the guys mum haha.

[QUOTE=McP3000;16634062]piss on him and the couch[/QUOTE]

for some reason that made me laugh. lame.