I'd rather see some dildo vagina action.

Watching another man's throbbing ***** enter a woman's vagina is a bit unsettling to me.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Watching another man's throbbing ***** enter a woman's vagina is a bit unsettling to me.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, the dudes are always f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking sleezey too

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]1) Wow Dolemite, I laugh at you

2) i ment to put p'orn addiction

3) My first time we only had a purple condum and I felt really silly, but we did the cowgirl position (I wouldn't fit any other way, it was hard because me and my girlfriend have a huge hieght difference and it was also her first time) so I was happy.[/QUOTE]
i am horrid. but at least i've done it! HA HA HA :in Ogre voice: NERDS!!!

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]I'd rather see some dildo vagina action.[/QUOTE]

different strokes for different folks.

I do it all the time with my girlfriend. It's not big deal really. It's just sex. OMGZ.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]Agreed, the dudes are always f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking sleezey too[/QUOTE]

maybe if you watch cheap ****. i watch stuff with class. :cool:

Ron White scetch:

"I had this friend who was a complete bigot, would always say things like why don't them gays just get out of the country! And I would say, shutup, you don't know anything, and I for one know that every man is gay."

"Well I aint gay!"

"Yes you are, and I can prove it."

"Well go ahead"

"Well, do only watch lesbian ****? No! I like to see a man and a woman making love. Well, do you like the men to have small flaccid p'enises?"

"NO! I like big, hard, throbbing co-I did not know that about myself"

Hahahahaha, I saw that on Comedy Central, it was hilarious.

My friend Garrett puts on some form of that blue comedy tour everytime we're intoxicated. I hate it, Blue Comedy Tour Rides Again sucks, and only a few of the guys in the origional one are good. So we just all pray he puts on his Ron White DVD, its soo funny.

Ron White is the funniest out of those Blue Collar Comedy guys. By far.

Ron White is hilarious. The other 3 blow, ESPECIALLY Larry the Cable Guy.

The guy from Weezer hasn't gotten laid in 2 years

"Git 'R Done"

//Shoots himself in the face

On a completely different note, Fugazi are great.

i dont thing jeff foxworthy is funny, his jokes are really mean to his fans. and he sucks. and he called me a ****** once. while i was working. right as i was about to go to a black panther meeting

I don't think ANYONE in Weezer has gotten laid in 2 years.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]The guy from Weezer hasn't gotten laid in 2 years[/QUOTE]

:confused:

He could get so much underaged tail.

Underaged "emo" girls who wear those stupid black frame glasses.

True.

On an even more different note, Mitch Headburg died of a heart attack (probably from heroine).

"Man, I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out."

"I have the cutest infestation ever, I have koala bears. I turn on the lights and they scurry all over the place, and I just want to pick one up and hug it"

"Me and my friends liked to go into the forest to do drugs, to get away from authority. We were out there once, and we saw a bear. Man what a buzz kill. That bear was huge. Then we ran away and we saw beams of lights and hear noises like car horns."

But the best comedian ever by far is british transvestive Eddie Izzard.

"The Americans and English are very different, we pronounce things differently. You prounce it "tomatoe", we pronounce it "tomaaato". You pronouce it "water", we pronounce it "waaaater". You pronounce it "erb", we pronounce it "herb"...because theres a f'ucking "h" in it.

Anyway, I should listen to more Fugazi.

I love how my math class works, she never collects homework until the day of a test, so I don't think I will be doing my math homework tonight.

Fugazi is awesome. Math class isn't.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]On an even more different note, Mitch Clem died of a heart attack (probably from heroine).

Anyway, I should listen to more Fugazi.[/QUOTE]

[B]Not[/B] Mitch Clem, Mitch Hedberg.

Oh yeah and he died like 3 weeks ago.


Mitch Clem is the creator of Nothing Nice to Say. and yes you should

My physics and U.S. history teachers both do that

oops, i had nn2s on the mind, just read the latest strip

Mitch Hedberg was hilarious. My favorite comedian ever.

My favorite Hedberg line would have to be:

"I saw a human pyramid once, it was completely unnecessary."

Hedberg > Clem I have to say. And I think Clem would agree.

I always liked the pickle one just because he throws it out there for no reason at all totally randomly.

Pretty much everything that guy said was random.

Like the rest of his jokes...?

EDIT: da[SIZE=2]m[/SIZE]n beaten

Everyone download 1 or both of the Mitch albums I have on slsk

I have his one hour thingy he did on Comedy Central downloaded. It's really funny.

the cd are almost totally different material.

Oohhhh, luscious.

you have slsk, if so what is you name on there?

No, I don't have slsk, I've been meaning to get it for awhile now. I'm just so lazy.

Go Now! [URL]http://www.slsknet.org[/URL]

My soulseek hasn't worked since yesterday