[QUOTE=Jaundice;17366222]i know this really shy asian girl that would probably be into you

oh wait, no i don't.
you're the one that knows her[/QUOTE]

that made me laugh jaundice, like it.


[QUOTE=McP3000;17366217]have you never met someone non-australian or something?[/QUOTE]

You know what I mean bro, js. Maybe I'll just read your posts in an american accent lol

whenever i talk to an american i feel like im in a movie so i do impossible stunts and bone hot babes before coming home for mum's din dins

[quote=Jaundice;17366228]why does everyone call you an elf

you look like the type of person that would be like six feet tall[/quote]
I think I started calling him an elf.

Is six foot tall, tall?

Yeah. It's not very tall but it's above average.

[QUOTE=rasputin;17366273]whenever i talk to an american i feel like im in a movie so i do impossible stunts and bone hot babes before coming home for mum's din dins[/QUOTE]

me 2

"[i]i'll use my credit card[/i]"

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17366228]why does everyone call you an elf

you look like the type of person that would be like six feet tall[/QUOTE]

don't know tbh

and I'm not that tall, a few inches shorter

I'm 6'1"

I'm an iffy 5'6"

6"something never really paid attention

so today is my 21st b-day!! pretty stoked my gf is doing something for me and cuz i work tomorrow i'm waiting till friday to get retard drunk

:thumb:

awesome man happy 21st :chug:

thanks bro, i'm gonna buy some beer and lottery tickets for poops and giggles

happy birthday sean

only downside is i gotta work, but i got a sweet deal going down @ 8:15, so my day should start out BA

6"3', I'm tall so people stare
but then they run away, because I'm actually a grizzly bear

Any of you guys ever see this commercial where this douchebag looking kid is talking to two girls about the cleanliness of his room and hes like "I like to keep things fresh. Helps me concentrate!"

The kid in this commercial, I've realized, is definitely Tim Jim.

I slept 3 hours for absolutely no reason weird.

I go on vacation today how missed shall i be!

[QUOTE=sean2332;17366330]so today is my 21st b-day!! pretty stoked my gf is doing something for me and cuz i work tomorrow i'm waiting till friday to get retard drunk

:thumb:[/QUOTE]

Gratz on reaching level 21.

Level-23 Sage, right here.

[quote=iluvatar;17366366]i slept 3 hours for absolutely no reason weird.

I go on vacation today how missed shall i be![/quote]
4.5/5

thanks babe, knew I could count on you

Sup bros?

I'm'a miss you John.

I'm gonna clean windows for 3 hours at noon.

Making $70 under the table.

Sup Justin?

[QUOTE=ATM;17366496]Sup Justin?[/QUOTE]

nm, about to go swimming with my gf. :/

ewww swimming

I know I hate water. :[

i like swimming idk whats up with you guys :confused:

then again i live pretty close to the beach so


i am becoming a fan of waking up early and exercising. i was really skeptical of all those people who say that it gives you more energy and such, but it really does

i'm becoming a fan of mappy's avatar tbh best sleep schedule

i'm becoming a fan of u qt :-*