[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15215379]it's always funny when they say they wouldn't want YOU to be tied down.[/QUOTE]

girls hate feeling selfish so any feeling they imply you might feel is without fail something they are actually feeling.

Talking is always good; unfortunately, I always seem to get involved with girls that avoid confrontation, so when I want to talk to them just to talk to them, they get even more weird on me. Just watch out for that, because for me, it never fails, heh.

It's way worse when they create confrontation that doesn't really need to exist.

you know it would take us much less time to just list the good things about women instead

vagina

GO

I always seem to get involved with girls who make me want to kill myself.

EDIT: boobs

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[QUOTE=Jom;15215445]Talking is always good; unfortunately, I always seem to get involved with girls that avoid confrontation, so when I want to talk to them just to talk to them, they get even more weird on me.[/QUOTE]

I think that's just a girl thing. Every girl I've ever dated was like that.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15215466]I always seem to get involved with girls who make me want to kill myself.

EDIT: boobs

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fellatio?

I just like avoiding people at all costs. I don't like being seen or recognized because I don't like being known.

If I could be invisible I'd rather be a ghost rather than me. I don't like being recognized.

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I've become an a‪ss man lately.

I don't know, boobs aren't that great

my last girlfriend has HUGE ones

talking ruins a relationship all you need to say is "make me a sandwich" and "take off your clothes" for a relationship to last forever. saying more inevitably dooms you.

i saw this girl today that had a nice pair. weren't too big weren't too small

she didn't have much of an *** though =(

I like butt a lot

i don't understand ***.

[QUOTE=MeowMeow;15215468]I think that's just a girl thing. Every girl I've ever dated was like that.[/QUOTE]

I don't really know about that, for sure... a few of my girl[space]friends and I, whenever we get into it, we at least talk it out. It's mostly two minutes (rarely longer) of, "You're right, Jom, I was being a superbitch again, my fault." And then life is good again and it's like nothing ever happened. I don't know why I'm not attracted to these girls outside of being friends with them; I'd probably be so much more happier :):(

[quote]It's way worse when they create confrontation that doesn't really need to exist.[/quote]

Oh man, dude, I 123 this to the max.

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:lol:

Thanks for the cheer-up, fellows.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15215487]i don't understand ***.[/QUOTE]
It's fun to grab.

Okay, fellatio can be added.

Let's keep it to body parts and sex acts.

Boobs > Butts. But both are pretty essential.

I think Butts are more important, but yes both are essential.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15215504]Let's keep it to body parts and sex acts.[/QUOTE]

what else could possibly be included?

Yeah one looks weird without the other.

Although less boobs more butt isn't as weird as more boobs less butt

Eyes tbh.

wait jk

[QUOTE] "You're right, Jom, I was being a superbitch again, my fault." And then life is good again and it's like nothing ever happened. [/QUOTE]

Jom, it's hormones. You don't have any idea how many times I've had something like that happening to me. They'll never admit they're being a total bitch right until the moment you get really angry or really upset and then everything is totally cool again.

The thing is though, when this happens to a guy, we're like: "Okay, whatever no biggy" and we move on. Girls can stay mad over sh[I]i[/I]t for ages.

[QUOTE]Eyes tbh.

wait jk[/QUOTE]

I don't know what kind of girls you are into, Austin, but my girls have usually had their eyes as part of their body.

i agree with tojes

butt is [I]a[size=2]s[/size]sential[/I]

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15215511]Yeah one looks weird without the other.

Although less boobs more butt isn't as weird as more boobs less butt[/QUOTE]

This Australian girl who was visiting my friend for a couple weeks because of family friends has big boobs but a relatively small butt, she was hot though. And my friend was a vagina about it and didn't do anything with her.

i wouldn't mess around with riva's sister tbh he'd beat me up

No I meant they aren't important. Ffs, Jelle, you don't get my sarcasm.

i have amazing eyes

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15215521]Jom, it's hormones. You don't have any idea how many times I've had something like that happening to me. They'll never admit they're being a total bitch right until the moment you get really angry or really upset and then everything is totally cool again.

The thing is though, when this happens to a guy, we're like: "Okay, whatever no biggy" and we move on. Girls can stay mad over sh[I]i[/I]t for ages.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I think it's just because we use logic and reasoning and don't get all bent out of shape over stupid shi[font=verdana]t[/font]. The female mind always operates under a guise of rationality and reasoning, and it is set for as long as it can hold a grudge.

I like eyes a lot. Not particularly green or blue, unless they are like mostly green, not a gay little line of green.

Say, Jennifer Connelly's eyes.

[url]http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/jennifer+connelly.jpg[/url]

Beautiful Eyes.

yay misogny.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15215532]No I meant they aren't important. Ffs, Jelle, you don't get my sarcasm.[/QUOTE]

Sure they are. Everything on a girl is wonderful, they're just evil, very evil.

A wise administrator on an Internet forum once told me:

"If girls weren't so pretty, nobody would talk to them. Nobody. I do like them in a way; they're just so bitchy sometimes. But their caring kind lures you towards them. They're tricksy."

... but I won't mention any names, Jelle.

Tbh Jelle knows how to deal with women, no idea why they **** him over so much.

you know whats annoying people that like you cant stand but they always try to talk to you and act like they're your friend

and popups i hate them

[QUOTE=masada;15215575]you know whats annoying people that like you cant stand but they always try to talk to you and act like they're your friend[/QUOTE]

and then you tell them to go away and they're like "LOL UR SO FUNNY!"

[QUOTE=Jom;15215562]A wise administrator on an Internet forum once told me:

"If girls weren't so pretty, nobody would talk to them. Nobody. I do like them in a way; they're just so bitchy sometimes. But their caring kind lures you towards them. They're tricksy."

... but I won't mention any names, Jelle.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE]Tbh Jelle knows how to deal with women, no idea why they **** him over so much. [/QUOTE]

I know the moves, but I'm usually too shy to make 'em. Also I look like a serial killer.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15215542]I like eyes a lot. Not particularly green or blue, unless they are like mostly green, not a gay little line of green.

Say, Jennifer Connelly's eyes.

[url]http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/jennifer+connelly.jpg[/url]

Beautiful Eyes.[/QUOTE]

she's pretty but those eyebrows......yeesh

Yeah. I was telling Madey how you know how to read girls more than she does, and she was like "He only knows how to **** them" and I was like "Yeah, tbh you're probably right."

Girls have eyes? Since when?

I can't read people at all.

Girls aren't a mystery they just do random ****.

Once you accept that they will do random **** and stop caring and start doing random **** back you will own their souls.