dammit i had to let some of the pee out it was just too overwhelming

guess i'll just chug some water on the way there

it was such a relieving poop though it was the kind that's like humongous and comes out in one fat spaghetti string felt sooooo good

Nick and Jack talking about music: the outcome is retarded. Why am I not surprised?

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17894727]dammit i had to let some of the pee out it was just too overwhelming

guess i'll just chug some water on the way there

it was such a relieving poop though it was the kind that's like humongous and comes out in one fat spaghetti string felt sooooo good[/QUOTE]
unless you have to teleport to the hospital within a nanosecond you should probably have to piss like ten times by the time you get there

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17894667]Guys I gotta poop really bad but I don't want to accidentally pee when I let my poop out cuz i gotta get pee tested in a half hour what do i do[/QUOTE]

I find I need to pee soon after pooping all the time, no matter how much I pee whilst pooping.

I pee soon after cumming

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17894740]unless you have to teleport to the hospital within a nanosecond you should probably have to piss like ten times by the time you get there[/QUOTE]

Well like a half hour but I'm generally not a person that pees a lot not to mention I have a shy bladder and I have to pee with my counselor in the room AND the suboxone I'm on makes it nearly impossible to pee so I pretty much need a super full bladder by the time I get there

[QUOTE=gmoneyguy;17894749]I pee soon after cumming[/QUOTE]

i cum soon after peeing... but its green :confused:

[QUOTE=gmoneyguy;17894749]I pee soon after cumming[/QUOTE]

oh **** me too i should jerk off real quick

okay i'll see ya dudes

[QUOTE=gmoneyguy;17894749]I pee soon after cumming[/QUOTE]

that too... sometimes its difficult though haha.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17894757]i cum soon after peeing... but its green :confused:[/QUOTE]

chlamydia?

bud?

[QUOTE=gmoneyguy;17894761]chlamydia?[/QUOTE]
ffffffffffffff

there's never a moment i don't have to piss.

i'm either pissing, or im holding it in for a while to look normal

this thread has me so hard

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17894775]there's never a moment i don't have to piss.

i'm either pissing, or im holding it in for a while to look normal[/QUOTE]

probably a prostate issue try masturbating more and once in a while fingering your prostate

idk i went to a urologist and got tests, they put me on this machine that said my bladder was completely full, then they made me take a piss, then they hooked me up to the machine again and it said my bladder was totally empty

then i was like brb and went in the bathroom and took a serious piss. this was within like three minutes

you showed that machine whats up

do you need to pee?

Don't diabetics pee like crazy

sounds like a case of neverending urination

[QUOTE=Happy;17894797]do you need to pee?[/QUOTE]

not at the moment actually

but as the day progresses the schedule will probably get more manic

also i have to stand with my dick in my hand trying to piss for like two minutes before it actually happens, i dont know what thats about

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17894805]n
also i have to stand with my dick in my hand trying to piss for like two minutes before it actually happens, i dont know what thats about[/QUOTE]

all the time or just in public?

Cause its pretty normal for the latter.

I pee a lot too, think its maybe due to a high sodium diet

those lean cuisines have a lot of salt

Been pissing razorblades for weeks now, p sure I have an STD, gunna bang/rape this horrible chick who lives downstairs then get my prick fix'd n_n

[QUOTE=frankeye;17894815]Been pissing razorblades for weeks now, p sure I have an STD, gunna bang/rape this horrible chick who lives downstairs then get my prick fix'd n_n[/QUOTE]

niiiiiiiiice.

[QUOTE=Happy;17894811]all the time or just in public?

Cause its pretty normal for the latter.[/QUOTE]
its seems to be most noticeable when im trying to piss behind a tree like five feet away from where all my friends are standing

[quote=gmoneyguy;17894801]Don't diabetics pee like crazy[/quote]
we usually do

oh of course timjim has to have diabetes too

diabetes in my shoesies

Timjim reminds me more of scott malkinson from south park now