peace bro.

I'm going to the gym in a bit.....i just have to get my ****ing *** out of this couch!

i'm going out in a 3/4h - i already a little bit drunk.

Learn to box or something

[QUOTE=Txus;15943640]peace bro.

I'm going to the gym in a bit.....i just have to get my ****ing *** out of this couch![/QUOTE]

I started to write something in Spanish about you needing to get in shape for the Spanish ladies, but I gave up since my Spanish sucks nowadays.

:lol:

Yo necesito ponerme en buena forma, no todo gordo, para las mujeres españolas. Something along those lines?

[QUOTE]Learn to box or something[/QUOTE]
nah, i hate boxing.

i suck at every language... so don't bother

Yeah, but I would have left out the 'no todo gordo' part.

And I actually understood what you wrote! Amazing.

Excelente! Ahora hablemos en español asi nadie nos entiende....aparte de tojes :p

aight?

You're gay Mike.

You understand that, nikka?!

Washington is not even the 51st state of the USA, so who is gay? ^^

Entiendo, pero no puedo (or should it be another form of the verb?) a escribir en español nada más.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15943678]You're gay Mike.

You understand that, nikka?![/QUOTE]

awesome :smoke:

np: warning :p

Washington's the best state though, definitely. It's all trees and shi' here.

EDIT: GJ, buddy. :)

warning by green day? ^^

@Nostalgia: could be, i've never been in the USA... :)

I'm really liking Florida lately. I'll probably be here my whole life.

[QUOTE]Entiendo, pero no puedo (or should it be another form of the verb?) a escribir en español nada más.[/QUOTE]
"no puedo" is ok, just eliminate "a" and write "siempre" instead of "nada más" and it's a fine line ;)

you have a good spanish, much better than most americans...that's for sure!

Kacper: No, Warning the Doom band :p haha

I'm hating Arizona more and more. I'll probably hole myself back up in the Idaho/Wyoming mountains again soon.

np: shakira - hips dont lie

Best song ever.

I gotta go pick up some pet bedding and bjj reading material. later doods

[QUOTE=Txus;15943712]"no puedo" is ok, just eliminate "a" and write "siempre" instead of "nada más" and it's a fine line ;)

you have a good spanish, much better than most americans...that's for sure!

Kacper: No, Warning the Doom band :p haha[/QUOTE]

Thanks. It felt like there was something wrong with that sentence, but I didn't know what. My main problem is that I don't remember almost any verbs or their conjugations.

[QUOTE=Txus;15943712]
Kacper: No, Warning the Doom band :p haha[/QUOTE]

is there anything wrong with green day? :smash:

I have seen Green Day live. In Hamburg.

so this girl today was telling me about how one of her friends was ****ing this guy, used mayonnaise as lube and never cleaned herself out. a few weeks later she was starting to have multiple orgasms, so she went to the doctor and he checked and she had maggots in her pussy which were crawling around and making her come :eek:

that's the grossest **** i've ever heard maybe

[QUOTE=Luc214;15943772]so this girl today was telling me about how one of her friends was ****ing this guy, used mayonnaise as lube and never cleaned herself out. a few weeks later she was starting to have multiple orgasms, so she went to the doctor and he checked and she had maggots in her pussy which were crawling around and making her come :eek:[/QUOTE]

THAT is the best idea for a concept album I've ever heard.

:lol:

holy god--- best story i've heard!!


i'm won't get out today.
instead i will get a bottle of wine and will watch 28 weeks later

Mayonnaise as lube is the grossest things I've ever heard. Use mustard at least ffs it's better.

texas

[QUOTE=ZapatoDiablo;15943811]Mayonnaise as lube is the grossest things I've ever heard. Use mustard at least ffs it's better.[/QUOTE]

1 part crude oil + 1 part bacon grease + 1 part bleach=

you go down on her AND trip nuts!



[SIZE="1"]until you die...[/SIZE]

if it was Miracle Whip, it wasn't [I]real[/I] mayonnaise!

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15943707]I'm really liking Florida lately. I'll probably be here my whole life.[/QUOTE]

I'm glad somebody likes Florida...just a bunch of rednecks, old people, Cubans, and ****ing tourists

im so ****ing bored

jews too

I ****ing hate Florida. When I graduate college I'm getting the hell out of here.

EDIT: Yes, lots of Jews as well.

[QUOTE=Illmatic;15943865]I'm glad somebody likes Florida...just a bunch of rednecks, old people, Cubans, and ****ing tourists[/QUOTE]

Basically, but the scenery is really nice and the people can be pretty chilled out.

You live in Fl?

florida is da sickest state


i thought Illmatic lived in NYC

[QUOTE=Luc214;15943772]so this girl today was telling me about how one of her friends was ****ing this guy, used mayonnaise as lube and never cleaned herself out. a few weeks later she was starting to have multiple orgasms, so she went to the doctor and he checked and she had maggots in her slightly confuzzled sea lion which were crawling around and making her come :eek:[/QUOTE]

omg hahahahahahahahhhahahah

that's like, grosser than 2 girls 1 cup, seriously.

I don't know whether to give you positive or negative rep :lol:

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15943700]Washington's the best state though, definitely. It's all trees and shi' here.

EDIT: GJ, buddy. :)[/QUOTE]

Pennsylvania's like that too, but with less rain. :)

west PA is tight

[quote]that's like, grosser than 2 girls 1 cup, seriously.[/quote] most things are grosser than 2girls1cup

[QUOTE]so this girl today was telling me about how one of her friends was ****ing this guy, used mayonnaise as lube and never cleaned herself out. a few weeks later she was starting to have multiple orgasms, so she went to the doctor and he checked and she had maggots in her slightly confuzzled sea lion which were crawling around and making her come [/QUOTE]

I read this while eating and gagged. ****ing gross.

i sort of dont believe it