When I called the shop about a tenor sax, I accidentally said sex instead.
God.
I was blushing like a mofo.

[quote=Corkofski]lol

just cos youre too damn ugly to pull anyone other than straight gals...[/quote]

Ive had plenty of lads comin onto me :-/

Only because you've got utterly f[B]u[/B]ckable lips.

Scuse me?

S'what my grandpap said.



I go through deoderant like hell. :/

if you grandad said that to you...

Ew...

you said it!

lol,

my ex lead singer is threatening me because i deleted the band myspace which is registered in my name


lol

My mate (female mate) threatened to as[I]s[/I] rape me :(

She a feisty one eh?

:( eek

It's not so bad.

Should I wear moccasins or sneakers to wal-mart?

[QUOTE]Should I wear moccasins or sneakers to wal-mart?[/QUOTE]Moccasins! Those are awsome. Get a big headress too.

Yes, so I can look like an indian who pickled in a vat of bleach.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Yes, so I can look like an indian who pickled in a vat of bleach.[/QUOTE]
HAHA. Thats why I have to leave my shirt on. :cool: I have a farmers tan so bad.

At least you get a tan. I, on the other hand, stay pale no matter what.

I'm hawt...apparently

Walmart is great for trying out new costumes. On a trip to walmart yesterday, me and my friend wore ninja masks. I've never seen the store manager come out before.

do you ever [i]not[/i] wear those masks?

we only wear em for pranks..and shopping :p

:) Bored

My girlfriend came over and gave me 4 bj's this morning. Didn't leave a drop to spare... deff a keeper.

Sounds like mine. Pregnant women have high sex drives :-/

Im so sad. My girlfriend just left to go back up to denver...... this long distance relationship is gonna ****ing suck.

Oh well next time she comes down I bet the sex is going to be absolutly wild.
And shell be home for the summer.


Anyone like death cab for cutie? Thats what mood im in, great band.

yeah well my GIRLFRIENDS came and we all had a mad orgy and i didnt run out loal

Definitely picked up my new heads today...

Toms: Coated G1's over Clear G1's
Snare: Coated G1 over Hazy 300
Bass: Clear Emad over Coated Remo Amb


i love tone:naughty:

[QUOTE=Josiah]My girlfriend came over and gave me 4 bj's this morning. Didn't leave a drop to spare... deff a keeper.[/QUOTE]What did you have to buy her after?

I wish my girlfriend would let me put my head near her genetalia.
:/
It's weird, 'cause I'm a giver and most girls would kill for someone who'd eat their c[B]u[/B]nt for hours on end and ask for nothing in return. Not her.
Frick.