Because they're cute and fit in your breast pocket.

oh. well, i have one shirt with a breast pocket.

maybe i'll buy a 3" to complement it. good idea?

No way. That's where you keep your calling cards.

it's where i keep my pens tbh

Well all the cool people keep calling cards there. They're all like "Hey babe here's my card. Call me if you want to have unprotected, out-of-wedlock sex. Don't expect child support either :cool:"

[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr.]My parents think that I need to go to counselors because I don't like talking to people or leaving my house a lot.

They're silly.[/QUOTE]
My parents want me to go because I haven't got a girlfriend and they think I'm too bitter. I told them to bugger off.
[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr]No way. That's where you keep your calling cards.[/QUOTE]

Joe "Sketchy" O'Brien
Professional Punk Rocker

"I WILL kill you"

I've never had a girlfriend :cool:

[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr.]I've never had a girlfriend :cool:[/QUOTE]
:chug:

Sausage party 4 lyfe.

[QUOTE=Zappa]Because they're cute and fit in your breast pocket.[/QUOTE]

Zappa said breast.

I had a girlfriend for 2 years but I lost her :cool:

And you are smiling about that? She must have been annoying.

:cool:

i had a conscience for 2 years but i lost it.

I wish I could post here all night but I'm going to work. Even though you sure as hell don't make minimun wage posting on a goddamn internet forum.

you lost your way man

at the guy above the guy above me

[QUOTE=nutty_bar]And you are smiling about that? She must have been annoying.[/QUOTE]
Not at all. It was 4 months ago and I still think about her 13902313493041 times a day. Actually really sucks

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]I wish I could post here all night but I'm going to work. Even though you sure as hell don't make minimun wage posting on a goddamn internet forum.[/QUOTE]

Though we'd all be rich if we did.

I've never had a girlfriend :cool:

[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr.]you lost your way man

at the guy above the guy above me[/QUOTE]
it's ok as long as i'm devilishly handsome.

/joins the no girlfriend crew

Welcome to the club buddai

Girls are dirty.

I just found the orange skin and it is really cool. Green bars for reputation? It's like a whole new world.

I don't like that skin. It points out that fact that I have no rep haha

I don't have a rep either. But I love these little sayings, "nutty_bar is on a distinguished road" : )

For some reason I can't find a link to get out of the forums and onto sputnik with this skin. :o

Hey here's a novel idea.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com[/url]

So I picked up a new resume item last night. I was at a show, standing up front as usual. Mid-song, the guitarist in one of the bands took his guitar off and handed it to me from the stage, and I played for about 20 seconds. What a weird thing to have happen.

haha that's actually pretty awesome

It takes more effort without a link.

When you handed it back you should've given him the wink and the gun, then walked off in to the sunset, knowing your work there was done.