dating a girl is initially like paying for sex anyway, if you're gonna pay for it you might as well not look like a creep and pervert

You don't have to tell anybody :naughty:

i...agree w/ tylr

if I said it though you guys would think I'm crazy and that I have no idea what im talking about

but that being said i also kinda like the process of taking a girl out and getting to know her. it's happened before where we've ended up doing stuff but not worked out and in a bunch of cases we still hang out and talk.

so i guess also it's worth it just for friendship :)

dude it's not like i would ever get a prostitute or ask a girl if she'd let me pipe if i paid her. i would totally pay money to bang that tit chick if the opportunity arose. but that is a ridiculous scenario that will never happen it was just an offhand observation on how hot she is, you guys are acting like i'm about to contact her pimp and get an appointment or something.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18396409]anyway I'd never pay to bang a girl because it's not really worth it, it's way better (not to mention cheaper) if you're both into it[/QUOTE]

how would u know

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18396442]dude it's not like i would ever get a prostitute or ask a girl if she'd let me pipe if i paid her. i would totally pay money to bang that tit chick if the opportunity arose. but that is a ridiculous scenario that will never happen it was just an offhand observation on how hot she is, [B]you guys are acting like i'm about to contact her pimp and get an appointment or something.[/B][/QUOTE]

:lol:













let me know if you do

look at all these high n mighty righteous pipers here "WELL THAT'S ABSURD I WOULD NEVER PAY A LADY FOR A SEXSUAL FAVOR IT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN YOU ORGASM HARDER IF ITS FREE"

[IMG]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4085/5218625947_b0d1f48e79_z.jpg[/IMG]

well okay then

i posted this yesterday and everybody was too busy talking about something stupid which is complete bullchit so guys for real you need to check this chit out it's some bullchit

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8[/url]

lmao, i've seen that last week. amazing

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18396448]how would u know[/QUOTE]

:(:(

sup guys. finally got a night just to relax

i swear on my life im actually going to rent riley mason when i get a job

like i'll post a picture of myself fucking her if you don't believe me lol

how much do you think she'd cost

she's 250 an hour

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18396466]i posted this yesterday and everybody was too busy talking about something stupid which is complete bullchit so guys for real you need to check this chit out it's some bullchit

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8[/url][/QUOTE]

Chikara bringing da lulz

[QUOTE=APirate;18396498]she's 250 an hour[/QUOTE]

oh man somebody rent me, there's gotta be a market for awkward, socially inept males outiside of perverted old men

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18396506]oh man somebody rent me, there's gotta be a market for awkward, socially inept males outiside of perverted old men[/QUOTE]

you might me able to pull off some indie chicks with daddy issues or maybe a drunk somewhat normal girl

definitely down for that, will even go for 50 an hour that's 5x less than what she costs, what a bargain right

sup nigs

i dont think ive ever knowingly seen a prostitute

except one time i was buying weed from a dude and he had some really awkwardly skinny girl with him that he said would do $60 a position

this dude sits next to me in my live audio class

one of my friends fucked one before.

i read some escort reviews once

just posted a ni[SIZE="2"]gge[/SIZE]r dick on brent's wall

[QUOTE=APirate;18396514]i dont think ive ever knowingly seen a prostitute

except one time i was buying weed from a dude and he had some really awkwardly skinny girl with him that he said would do $60 a position

this dude sits next to me in my live audio class[/QUOTE]

let me guess you fell in love with her :rolleyes:

lol

yup you did

ima go comment

nah, she was just kinda ghettoish white girl with a huge nose wearing like neon prostitute stilettos

50 bucks a pop and for 75 she will give you AIDS

[QUOTE=blockhead;18396525]let me guess you fell in love with her :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

implying she had mild acne and a powerman5000 shirt with ravioli stains on it

every body who's friends with brent post dix on his wall

implying brent will now have 6 dix on his wall

:lol:

lost my job today cause im an idiot

going in the studio to record a song monday

don't have a bassist or a drummer trying to think how hard i can bullshit my way through this with midi

[QUOTE=beans;18396535]lost my job today cause im an idiot[/QUOTE]

how did you do that

this dude at my job got fired yesterday, it's a funny story

one of the front office chicks' husband came in to bring her lunch and he was pretty haggard looking, scruffy beard and beanie and shit. so the dude thinks he's just a guy applying and goes up to the chick and says "i wonder if anyone told him that he can't use his car for his home address". needless to say he doesn't work with us anymore. shit was hilarious though. sucks though he was a cool guy and is getting a new apartment and shit.

talked my doctor into giving me another prescription of hydros. she said "this is the last time, sam. after this, no more." took 13 :cool:[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18396544]this dude at my job got fired yesterday, it's a funny story

one of the front office chicks' husband came in to bring her lunch and he was pretty haggard looking, scruffy beard and beanie and shit. so the dude thinks he's just a guy applying and goes up to the chick and says "i wonder if anyone told him that he can't use his car for his home address". needless to say he doesn't work with us anymore. shit was hilarious though. sucks though he was a cool guy and is getting a new apartment and shit.[/QUOTE]

:lol: man that's harsh to fire him for that. i could see a warning but that's pretty brutal to fire the guy for one comment.

i'm gonna start drilling holes again for my dad's company on saturday. i'm excited, drilling is kind of fun. you just go out to the site and put together the augers and drill down five feet at a time then take a soil sample and extrude it and wrap it up. then you just repeat until you get down to 25 feet (for most holes, some are deeper like 80 feet)