lol, true enough but still

Just stop being a pussy and make a move next time bro. You don't want to be a virgin your whole life do you?

I have faith in you. If you can't have faith in yourself, have faith in me. Believe in the sam that believes in you.

maybe it'd easier for you if you just use a vibrator on her instead of your own dick?

i heard it helped adb

I'm trying to force myself to not care about this at all hopefully ill just turn asexual

1) show up to a party already drunk

2) pull out your dick

3) wait for the fish to bite

You're in a band and in shape now. you're not a bad looking guy just fake being confident and make a move on some bitch at one of your shows it will be easy. Come on man at least try.

eh still not quite in shape i have very little muscle tone so i dont look good under a shirt atm

plus have some hair on my back, its not even that much but its something i reallly hate

should still lose 20 pounds

i need to stop being lazy and do pushups and crunches at least but I dont even have motivation to considering how darkly i view my future with girls

honestly just start being a dick and you'll get play from someone, and just be drunk whenever it happens you'll know what to do

lol

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pretty much zero, never had a girlfriend, havent even really kissed a girl for real, [/QUOTE]

jesus christ

i dont know how you've never had a pretty decent girl magically come on to you for no reason because everyone's wasted , you seem to be involved in a drinking/stoner crowd

its hppened to me a few times although i never really railed them

nope

or if they were i was oblivious

my life

[QUOTE=beans;18891845]honestly just start being a dick and you'll get play from someone, and just be drunk whenever it happens you'll know what to do[/QUOTE]

i can crack the surface already just cant break the ice if you know what i mean

im usually kind of a dick anyway at least playfully especially wheni m drunk

how old are you? honestly just wondering

21.

dude ethan you are a good looking guy no homo, if you don't have faith in yourself with females, even just putting up an air that you do will show you results thus giving you faith in yourself haha

you can always hit on a random in a mundane public place like a bookstore and use the apologetic stalkerish charm

last time i got a girlfriend i was riding on the public bus and saw some geeky chick with acne get off, so i jumped off at her stop and pulled the whole "heyyy im sorry to run up on you like this but uh uh you're cute umm could i by any chance get your number" in a total shy niceguy way and it actually worked

granted its not gonna work on a really attractive girl who can easily get big muscular frat guys but yougotta start somewhere

wow thats really something to try for alex

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18891865]dude ethan you are a good looking guy no homo, if you don't have faith in yourself with females, even just putting up an air that you do will show you results thus giving you faith in yourself haha[/QUOTE]

bump because advice

i know i just have really bad luck with this

quit moping

[QUOTE]wow thats really something to try for alex[/QUOTE]if that's sarcasm you're deeply underestimating my shyness

i was probably terrified out my mind but you can bet i felt like a boss afterward

tbh guy doesn't need anymore advice he just needs to go out and try. i think you're afraid to fail luc

[QUOTE=Haz;18891871]quit moping[/QUOTE]

I'm not moping I'm being honest

there's a clear difference

yeah dude if you get turned down you get turned down its not the end of the world, but if you don't put forth any effort you'll just always never know and that sucks. alex's thing with randos is fun sometimes im not gonna lie haha

i can just be real emotional sometimes and i dont want to freak out or fall to pieces i have no idea what will happen

don't you have an alter ego in your head whos like a more badass version of you and makes fun of you for being a pussy ?

just pretend to be that guy

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if i could tell if a girl was into me that owuld make it so much easier but i really cant read signals at all

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hahahahahaha

i've never seen fight club but i get the feeling its really fun and eccentric

i love that movie but i feel like every person says that