phil, lets change our names! i wil become Bahalthazar!!

you can be peewee

I vote Horatio

British tvs gone downhill. "Jack osbourne: Adrenaline junky" :-/ who wants to watch that?

haha
me
hes a cunt. i can laugh at him

my sole nourishment since 1pm today has been: a packet of jaffa cakes, a bag of crisps and a can of relentless

*shameless plug* RELENTLESS KICKS ***! its like mountain dew mixed with red bull!!

[B]S[/B]hit mixed with sour [B]s[/B]hit = good?

hey! they happen to be my 2 fave drinks!

i pay £1.20 ($2.50) for a can of mountain dew! damn import tax!!

[QUOTE=Corkofski]hey! they happen to be my 2 fave drinks!

i pay £1.20 ($2.50) for a can of mountain dew! damn import tax!![/QUOTE]
Woah! I wont even drink that garbage for 50 cents. :smash:

MD aint that bad, but Redbull UGH... no thanks

i lived off red bumm for a week, i now like the stuff

god damn camps and their lack of coffee for all nighters

I had a spoon full of green jello for breakfast, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, then some chips after I got home, and my mom just made chicken spaghetti for dinner.
I hate spagheetti.

I got caught today.
My wife came to pick me up from school today, and she decided to come up and sit with me in the classroom. There was this chick I didn't know up there, and she had this wonderfully low cut shirt and this glorious boobies just popping out for me to stare at. I kept peeking every time she looked away, but she turned back quicker than I expected, and started to laugh and asked really super loud if I wanted to fondle them.
Normally I'd be all...calm, but for some reason I almost crapped my pants.
I've been fidgety and akward all day.
=/

[quote=Corkofski]i lived off red bumm for a week, i now like the stuff[/quote]

:lol: Red bum? Was that from the anal?

...You have a lesbian marriage?

EDIT: To pesp.

Dont be sexist jezen, i have a lesbian marriage too

Yes, Jezen.
I'm underage and I've got a marriage to another woman in a state where it isn't even legal. I wonder how I managed that.

did you say yes?

Im a minister in america apparently. I can perform legally binding wedding ceremonies

Well, my guess would be that you both went and got married in a state where it is legal?
That's what most underage couples do in England. There's a city somewhere where you can get married at like 14.

I think you can get married at 13 in Kentucky. Only hets though.
Pooh.

I hate saying girlfriend. It's such a long word. Wife is so nice with it's four letters.

why tho?

the entire 14 - 18 span of your life is reserved forr getting around as many chicks as possible:D

'Coz some kids are reeeeaaaal dumb.

Or in your case

shemales

EDIT: To jonny


Pespi, would you ever sleep with a shemale?

i understand kentucky tho, all those hicks have 17 wives by the time theyre 40

and phil, ive never got with a shemale. only a guy with fat titties

I wanna be a hick. Its so easy.

yea. wake up, find the cider, brew more cider, find some roadkill, cook the roadkill...

I just want to be out in a rocking chair on the porch in my underwear holding a shotgun.

i do that anyway :\

Sleep with anything that comes along

men, women, children, dogs...

Arent the last 3 generally the same in england?

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]


Pespi, would you ever sleep with a shemale?[/QUOTE]
Only if the shemale had a vagina and no boobies.


Marriage is for idiots.
If you're that insecure that you need to be fictionally bound to another person, you probably should just resort to drugs. It'd be better for everyone.
I'm all for an open relationship.
If my partner wants to sleep with other girls, it's fine. As long as she takes me too.

That’s pretty horrible

Love and trust isn’t something you give and take away, if you really love someone you stick with them and them only. I never understood how people like that can even sleep, how can you say you love someone and then turn your back and go with someone else or even think about someone else. I don't care if you’re gay or whatever it's the same.

I dunno that just baffles me how people can do that

My girlfriend is very bisexual.

Her old girlfriend dates my singer.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxzSaI1GLAU[/url]

Porcupine tree live = awsome

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w713RhXUd4[/url]

Cool interview too^

Hey faith, got a link to that radio version of lateralus?

If not ill poke around, but itd help.

Ty.

How many girls are on this forum?

[QUOTE]I don't care if you’re gay or whatever it's the same. [/QUOTE]

Thats a bit of a strong judgement isn't it..? I agree with what you're saying but I dont think that bit's fair. I'm bi, and it's never been a problem for guys before, it's just not quite the same thing.. although my boyfriend now says that he doesn't want me to do anything like that.. fair enough, I respect that.
You just can't say it's all the same.

I mean being gay doesnt make a difference...

Stick to the person you love and don't turn your back on the ones you trust and love

I'm not saying going around someone's back and f[B]u[/B]cking everything with feet. I don't expect my girlfriend to be turned on by me and only me for the rest of her life. She's not going to be. And I think for our relationship to be healthy, we need to be sexually satisfied, and there is only so much one partner can do for so many years.
You sit there and see 40 something couples getting crotchity. Husbands are jacking off to dirty movies, wives spend 3 hours in the bathroom with a shower head stuck up her crotch. That's a good relationship? As long as the other person is trusted between the two, what is exactly wrong with adding them in bed once in a while? If both people want it, why not?
Sex and love are two different things.

Eh. But what do I know? I'm a little kid.

Actually thats not true really ^

At least to me it isnt, you've gotta look at the bigger picture of things and learn to get out of that mold. Once you do you look back and think.. Damn.. what was I doing before? Although for most people it's too late your already in the mud.

I ahve a gay friend, he's a cool kid, I don't mind it at all

I mind gay friends when they hit on me and I'm not sure if they're testing me or just messing around. :-/

I ahte that haha, the worst is when they say "I wouldn't date you" cause then ya know if a desperate gay guy won't do ya, what girl would????? haha jk

haha

Yeah, my brother's gay, whatever, I don't care. Its just awkward when he's showing me stuff on his computer, then switches to the wrong window and its gay porn or something. Meh.

Is it just me or are there more bisexual women then men? Actually, the number's probably the same, its just women are much more willing to admit it.