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[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.
At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE] 123. Just chill out with her. If you can have fun just hanging out you don't really need entertainment like that. |
To The 9's! Then we'll walk to the movie theatre. thanks guys.
edit: The 9's is a restaurant. 99's actually. |
[QUOTE=HELLonWHEELS;13497352]+1 Go to dinner then a movie:naughty:[/QUOTE]
One time one of my friends tried that and it turned out horribly. :lol: He had to pay for dinner and the movie... and it's not like he was actually seeing the girl, but it was like a first date. The thing was that she pretty much volunteered his money to pay for her movie ticket... he didn't go on any more dates with her after that. :lol: |
[QUOTE=User Name;13497362]To The 9's! Then we'll walk to the movie theatre. thanks guys.[/QUOTE]
Just passing on my knowledge :p first movie i saw with my current girlfriend was jackass 2. So funny. :lol: |
[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13497366]One time one of my friends tried that and it turned out horribly. :lol:
He had to pay for dinner and the movie... and it's not like he was actually seeing the girl, but it was like a first date. The thing was that she pretty much volunteered his money to pay for her movie ticket... he didn't go on any more dates with her after that. :lol:[/QUOTE] Yet another advantage to just chillin out... You spend nothing. |
Well, she's not my girlfriend....
... yet. |
The last time I went to the cinema with a girl that I was seeing ended up with us raising the arms of the seats and making out the entire time.
Sucked for my friends who went to see the film as well. |
[QUOTE=User Name;13497388]Well, she's not my girlfriend....
... yet.[/QUOTE] Tell her you're pregnant. She'll never leave then. |
[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497417]Tell her you're pregnant.
She'll never leave then.[/QUOTE] It can't fail! |
[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497417]Tell her you're pregnant.
She'll never leave then.[/QUOTE] Genious. :thumb: |
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I know how you can give her a date she'll never forget... Make sure she wears a skirt, and during the movie go in for the kiss and slip in in real slow so she doesn't realize it... then make sweet love.
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put it in her butt :naughty:
hasn't been said for a while, so i thought i'd throw it out there :p |
[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497494]put it in her butt :naughty:
hasn't been said for a while, so i thought i'd throw it out there :p[/QUOTE] Not until the 2nd date, geez. |
[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13497487]I know how you can give her a date she'll never forget... Make sure she wears a skirt, and during the movie go in for the kiss and slip in in real slow so she doesn't realize it... then make sweet love.[/QUOTE]
Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me? Him: I am most certainly not engaging in subtle v[size=2]aginal[/size] penetration. Do not insinuate otherwise. |
[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497494]put it in her butt :naughty:
hasn't been said for a while, so i thought i'd throw it out there :p[/QUOTE] It's just not the same without Joe around... |
Her: "What are you doing?"
Him: "Shh... okay, I'm done." |
[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497507]Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me?
Him: I am most certainly not engaging in subtle v[size=2]aginal[/size] penetration. Do not insinuate otherwise.[/QUOTE] Always gets the job done... I'm so small she doesn't even notice. |
[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13497487]I know how you can give her a date she'll never forget... Make sure she wears a skirt, and during the movie go in for the kiss and slip in in real slow so she doesn't realize it... then make sweet love.[/QUOTE]
She'd have to be damn loose. I say, take her to a strip club, and tell her to show up the strippers. |
[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13497519]Her: "What are you doing?"
Him: *Grunts* [/QUOTE] Fixed |
[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497507]Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me?
Him: I am most certainly not engaging in subtle v[size=2]aginal[/size] penetration. Do not insinuate otherwise.[/QUOTE] more like Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me? Him: Pay attention to the movie. I'm going to be facing the wrong way for a while and I want a recap of what I will miss. |
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I am trying to learn Linus and Lucy.
Tapping really isn't that hard if you start slow and figure out how the two parts fit together. |
That's usually how it goes with things.... start out slow and break it down. Then start working it up to speed. Then it all comes pretty easy.
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Alright guys, I'm gonna go to bed. Thanks for the advice!
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That was rife with innuendo. Rife, I tells ya!
Night, Eric. |
[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13497546]That's usually how it goes with things.... start out slow and break it down. Then start working it up to speed. Then it all comes pretty easy.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like your talking about sex. |
[QUOTE=Akira;13497538]I am trying to learn Linus and Lucy.
Tapping really isn't that hard if you start slow and figure out how the two parts fit together.[/QUOTE] I have a hard time playing the left hard arpeggios in that. My hand doesn't like to stretch like that. |
"how d0 i get betr?"
"Practice." "ya but lyk fast" |
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