My vomit button is my balls. :[

i love getting punched there

did she tell you it was for being a racetraitor lol

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17363460]did she tell you it was for being a racetraitor lol[/QUOTE]

Nah she was just getting me back for punching her clit earlier this evening.

ouch

what up guys, just got home, I bought myself a new Verizon enV touch, its pretty cool, gotta get some sick ringtones on there now


Hey clit punchin sounds fun

I read that as punching her cat, but either way you're hitting that p[I]u[/I]ssy so I guess it doesn't matter.

What's a good way to ask a girl to give you a rusty trombone without sounding like a freak?

"Hey you, yeah you there, how bout you give me a mutha****in rusty trombone"

lol

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17363460]did she tell you it was for being a racetraitor lol[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

i thought rusty trombone meant dick?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17363486]What's a good way to ask a girl to give you a rusty trombone without sounding like a freak?[/QUOTE]
just ****ing jam your asshole on her hand and stare at her and demand head. she will appreciate you being such a higher species of human.

was probably better off not looking it up on urban dictionary

^ agreed jaundice

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17363505]was probably better off not looking it up on urban dictionary[/QUOTE]

lol

Omg I just looked it up too! haha thats awesome

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Surprised you guys didn't know what a rusty trombone was.

haha yeah I had never heard of it. I was surprised.

every time i think there's no weird sex acts with cute names that I don't know about i sign on mx

i wanna silverfang my girl but she got morals

I could say I want to eliminator my lady's [I]v[/I]agina but that makes it sound like I'm going to attack her with a drill

you guys have any female cousins you havent seen for years and then you do see her and shes gotten incredibly ****ing hot but f[i]ucking hell shes your cousin[/i]

My Uncles second wifes daughter is like that and I went there, but she wasn't blood related so was all good. And she was a deviant too.


[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17363558]I could say I want to eliminator my lady's [I]v[/I]agina but that makes it sound like I'm going to attack her with a drill[/QUOTE]

i've seen some good videos like that

[QUOTE=Crudo;17363553]i wanna silverfang my girl but she got morals[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

im having [i]thoughts[/i]

on [i]what[/i]

how hungry i am

goddamn i havent had takeout pizza in so long

[QUOTE=mathjic;17363571]My Uncles second wifes daughter is like that and I went there, but she wasn't blood related so was all good. And she was a deviant too.




i've seen some good videos like that[/QUOTE][I]she's like that and i went there[/I]