Sadly no, no fat bagz. Just xanax and beer.

There was after the xanax you just can't remember.

I'd be dead right now if I would have done fat bagz last night lol.

I passed out on a couch and vomited everywhere.

Never drinking after being up for 48 hours ever again.

lol that's mad entry-level brah.

See the edit. I'm p embarrassed.

lol aww, I hope you feel better soon. :3

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17727803]I'd be dead right now if I would have done fat bagz last night lol.[/QUOTE]

o what could have been

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17727809]lol aww, I hope you feel better soon. :3[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna go to bed, cause sleeping in sitting position is not restful at all.

lol nick.

Both my sisters threw up last night, one of them 10 times.

supposedly i died for like a minute the other day and had to be slapped a few times

i feel horrible right now

Still sober?

from opiates yes, been 4 days. but i drank so much last night and smoke lots of dankness

lol I drunk loads and couldn't even open my eyes until 2pm.

hey is track 2 and 3 on Faith No More - Angel Dust supposed to have those ridiculously annoying scratchy sounds or did i just download a poopty version

poopty version

its only 1030am here. i passed out around 130.

[QUOTE=Happy;17727849]poopty version[/QUOTE]
thanks

i only got a few drinks in here and there last night because people were mad at me for how wasted i got the other day


plus i had crazy heartburn and every sip of anything was making me puke in my mouth a little

pfft I would have gotten drunk to annoy them even more.

well the alcohol was there's so they were kinda being stingy with it

i was really terrible the other day, my nose is all busted up and my friends have bitemarks on them from me. it was that kind of night.

you bit them?

yeah, i bit them...

I was making out with a girl once and she bit my nose.

it was one of those wtf moments

thats awkward haha

thats awkward haha

Which one is the real Aakon_Keetreh?!?!?!?

last night was a success

one of my friends is angry with me for not helping him get laid though

my friends did their fair share to try and get me laid last night

from the presentation of your post i'm going to assume you indeed did not get laid

[QUOTE=masscows;17727904]last night was a success

one of my friends is angry with me for not helping him get laid though[/QUOTE]

What is he a virgin or something?

i got a kinda awkward blowjob

[QUOTE=Happy;17727910]What is he a virgin or something?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, he thought i had some sort of obligation to help him get laid because it was my party and that's what a good host would do. I was like "dude what do you want me to do? give her roofies?" and he was all cmon duuuuude.

He probably doesn't remember though.

[QUOTE=masscows;17727913]Yeah, he thought i had some sort of obligation to help him get laid because it was my party and that's what a good host would do. I was like "dude what do you want me to do? give her roofies?" and he was all cmon duuuuude.

He probably doesn't remember though.[/QUOTE]

lol what a loser, sounds like the kind of guy who would get laid if he chilled out a bit.

just telll him to take some xanax

i want your love and i want your revenge



i want your love i don't wanna be friends

2 pm just managed to get out of bed

i played a ton of videogames last night and had lots of sex

victory