austin dont worry in 10 years you won't need to ask... you'll wake up and look over in your bed and see me quietly asleep and youll think "i love this man" and go back to sleep

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17676870]austin dont worry in 10 years you won't need to ask... you'll wake up and look over in your bed and see me quietly asleep and youll think "i love this man" and go back to sleep[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17676870]austin dont worry in 10 years you won't need to ask... you'll wake up and look over in your bed and see me quietly asleep and youll think "i love this man" and go back to sleep[/QUOTE]

legitimate top 10 elim post ever

i didn't get it , i thought the one about me dating your daughters was funnier

joke was already made today

i wasnt there when it happened

not much to get, we were just gonna lay together and be happy

ok im going to work

c u guys later

good luck high five

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17676885]i wasnt there when it happened[/QUOTE]


Mitch made a joke about how you wanted to have kids so you could date them.

that's low

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwBBXzjxubI[/url]

lol @ video of jay link posted in the pit

Nice trailer

5 1/2 minute trailer

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17676941]Nice trailer[/QUOTE]

double entendre!

two fatties for the price of one video

didn't jay used to claim he lived in a mini mansion or something

rhinoceros' were unicorns once

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17676960]rhinoceros' were unicorns once[/QUOTE]

lol

ok guys bart on the road episode is on

i never knew cracker production could be so exciting!

Guys im in class right now and feeling ****ing nauseaus as hell, my stomach hurts and i threw up a little :upset:

withdrawal sucks

tiger woods needs to stop bitching.

tiger is chill

you are, as we say in latin, a [I]dorkus malorkus[/I]

i dont give a damn about this car crash things thats all over the news.

awww diablo canyon 2, why can't you be more like diablo canyon 1

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17676990]i dont give a damn about this car crash things thats all over the news.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17676984]tiger woods needs to stop bitching.[/QUOTE]

cuz its definitely Tiger that keeps broadcasting it

it's all very annoying