[QUOTE=Ray]
Sound like anyone we know? [/QUOTE]

...Can't say so. :lol:

/sports n00b

NP: Symphony X- Awakenings

[QUOTE=Revolver]she went "wiccan" after I broke up with her.[/QUOTE]

refl. Man, that would have had me crawling back to her in an instant!

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I caught bits and pieces

Rohan Davey sure has fallen out of favor, hasn't he? Man...also, I was thinking about Matt Cassell. Let me break it down: Buzzworthy recruit out of prep school in California...goes to a major, prestigious football program....never takes control of the team and spends a lot of time watching a more hyped quarterback...until the Patriots gamble and use a late round draft pick.

Sound like anyone we know? :)[/QUOTE]

Hmm...lemme think. ;)

Ellis Hobbs impressed me with his speed alone. Now we have Bethel Johnson AND him!

[QUOTE=Revolver]My previous relationships only lasted 3 months. The last month was always me ignoring them.
"Number One" thought she loved me, and I said it was bull. I broke up with her right there, the feeling was not mutual.
My second one was named Jill, and she wouldn't let me kiss her. Our last date, we went to see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I broke up with her right when her parents were going through a divorce. I recently met her new boyfriend and I asked him if she was still boring. She got mad at me for that.
I didn't care, she went "wiccan" after I broke up with her. She's tried to make me feel jealous by sending me pics of her and her new boyfriend, but I have it better. I have no hard feelings against my ex's.[/QUOTE]

I have a bunch of exes...I only have a hard feelings towards three of them.

Two of them cheated on me, the other one was just a bitch.

[QUOTE=Revolver]Another "RHCP = funk?" thread in Jazz and Funk...
My girlfriend is in her pre-PMS bitching stage, so I'm staying quiet and acting as carefree as I can be.[/QUOTE]

a friendly advice...no matter what [B]DONT YOU EVER, EVER[/B] tell her something like "ahh you're into these days if the month, now I understand..."

/personal experience :upset:

NP Slough Feg (Mike Scalzi is a god) - High Passage/Low Passage

[QUOTE=Revolver]No, I'm not an idiot. It was her who started it, and her period didn't occur until next week. She actually gets nicer during her period, it's only the week before that she gets bitchy.
She simply was being a bitch to me for no good reason, and I had her friends' support in fighting back.[/QUOTE]

Oh.

Well, I would never fight with a woman

/is a bit of a doormat when it comes to women :-\

[QUOTE=Stoic]a friendly advice...no matter what DONT YOU EVER, EVER tell her something like "ahh you're into these days if the month, now I understand..."[/QUOTE]

Oh yes, I know that all too well :upset:

[QUOTE=RCA]Ellis Hobbs impressed me with his speed alone. Now we have Bethel Johnson AND him![/QUOTE]

Bethel Johnson just might be phased out, though...I don't really care though, I like Ellis Hobbs.

No one else really stood out last night, though.

NP: James Brown - Living in America

The answer to your other question has been edited into my last post. :)
I sadly admit that I had only gone out with number one and Jill because they asked me out first and I had been single for 13 years and it felt good to be taken for once.
I've matured since then, though. I've learned from women how to act around women, and it's a fairly nice thing.
My mum wants me to be the ultimate Southern Gentleman, and I think it's beginning to finally happen. I'm nice as Hell to her, but when you're angry, you ned to let it go rather than build it all up and end up exploding.

Edit: I see you found it already. Wow, I'm a slow typer. :upset:
[QUOTE]a friendly advice...no matter what [B]DONT YOU EVER, EVER[/B] tell her something like "ahh you're into these days if the month, now I understand..."
/personal experience :upset: [/QUOTE]
I've never said that I understand, but I try to be as supportive as possible.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Bethel Johnson just might be phased out, though...I don't really care though, I like Ellis Hobbs.

No one else really stood out last night, though.[/QUOTE]

I think Patrick Pass played a good game, as I got to see him run the ball more. You don't see that often (at least I don't, I live in MS now).

[QUOTE=RCA]I think Patrick Pass played a good game, as I got to see him run the ball more. You don't see that often (at least I don't, I live in MS now).[/QUOTE]

Oh man, it's tough to follow the Pats in the middle of Bears country :(

[QUOTE=Revolver]I've never said that I understand, but I try to be as supportive as possible.[/QUOTE]

When my girlfriend is on her period I never do anything that might cause her to fall off the edge, which means me being the biggest doormat evar.

Nah, you're doing a good thing. She'll appreciate it. :)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh man, it's tough to follow the Pats in the middle of Bears country :([/QUOTE]

Ack. :upset:

I bet lots of jealousy arises whenever you wear a Pats shirt.

[QUOTE=RCA]Ack. :upset:

I bet lots of jealousy arises whenever you wear a Pats shirt.[/QUOTE]

Bears fans hold an indifference towards the Patriots but I can usually draw ire by saying one of two things:
1) "Bill Belichick is better than Mike Ditka"
2) "Tedy Bruschi is the best linebacker in the NFL who wears number 54"

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Bears fans hold an indifference towards the Patriots but I can usually draw ire by saying one of two things:
1) "Bill Belichick is better than Mike Ditka"
2) "Tedy Bruschi is the best linebacker in the NFL who wears number 54"[/QUOTE]

:lol:

They do stick by their team, that's for sure. I'm not saying WE don't though. :thumb:

I hate the Red Sox and I hate the Patriots. I hate Tom Brady and I hate Johnny Damon.

There is a huge bunch of hippies smoking weed in my garage, including a 20-something year old 7 foot tall grey haired man named JP that my ancient aunt has a crush on :lol:

Anyway, I am so jealous that I might break into the vodka stash under the sink if it continues

[QUOTE=Byzantine]I hate the Red Sox and I hate the Patriots. I hate Tom Brady and I hate Johnny Damon.[/QUOTE]

What's to hate about Tom Brady? :confused:

and IMO, Damon should at least be considered MVP, even if Ortiz/Ramirez should win it.

[QUOTE=Amanda]There is a huge bunch of hippies smoking weed in my garage, including a 20-something year old 7 foot tall grey haired man named JP that my ancient aunt has a crush on

Anyway, I am so jealous that I might break into the vodka stash under the sink if it continues[/QUOTE]

You know, I'm gonna go ahead and say "WTF?"

Bill Belichick went to my high school. Doesn't mean I like him though.

[QUOTE]What's to hate about Tom Brady? [/QUOTE]
He plays for the Patriots.

[QUOTE=jpj]He plays for the Patriots.[/QUOTE]

And what's to hate about the Patriots?

NP: Oops I Did It Again (Britney Spears Version) :amaze:

:cool:

I wanted to go to the Guitar Center tomorrow for a replacement jack-plate, but dad's got work, so I can't drive up to North Charleston.
Hopefully, I can get one from a junker at Pecknel's. Might stop by to play that '72 Jazz Bass reissue they've got as well.

NP - Rage Against the Machine - "Down Rodeo"

I just got back from "The 40 Year Old Virgin". It was very funny, and entertaining the whole way through. You should all see it.

I'm probably going to see either that, or Wedding Crashers (yes, i still haven't seen it) tomorrow.

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]I'm probably going to see either that, or Wedding Crashers (yes, i still haven't seen it) tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

I thought this was better than Wedding Crashers (funnier at least), but I liked both of them.

[QUOTE=magicbus]I thought this was better than Wedding Crashers (funnier at least), but I liked both of them.[/QUOTE]

Does Will Farrell make his trademark cameo in 40 year old virgin??

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]Does Will Farrell make his trademark cameo in 40 year old virgin??[/QUOTE]

No there weren't as many cameos in this one (although a few).

I guess Steve Carrell isn't yet part of the "frat pack":

Will Ferrell
Owen Wilson
Luke Wilson
Ben Stiller
Vince Vaughan
and anyone else who appears in all their movies.

I think you pretty much summed it up.

I learnt a lesson last night. If i get smashed, my brother and his mates will cover me in jam and butter for fun, and film it. Then they will proceed to but a block of ice in my bed.

I was asleep, and for some reason i didnt wake up during it.

I need a FREE comprehensive ripper, which can transforms wav into mp3 and doesnt waste many resources (=doesnt slow down the PC). The one I use (audiograbber) is pretty decent but ancient (back from 2000 or so)

[QUOTE=Stoic]I need a FREE comprehensive ripper, which can transforms wav into mp3 and doesnt waste many resources (=doesnt slow down the PC). The one I use (audiograbber) is pretty decent but ancient (back from 2000 or so)[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://www.megaupload.com/?d=22CP182A]This should work [/URL] it's what I use to convert files to mp3. It's a freeware program by the way.

So, random thoughts for you all.

Firstly, I had a good day at work. It is now 9.13pm, and I am spending a night in, since my girl is at work right now. I am picking here up at 11.30pm to drive her home.

And secondly, those bloody Wallabies are losing to the Springboks. Dammit! We really need to pull together if we're to match up to the All Blacks (who quite frankly are the best in the world right now).

Now, who wants to hear a joke I made up?

Madey met Alex at a flashy nightclub in London. Smart, charming, the archetypical tall, dark and handsome stranger, he was definitely a catch. He also seemed to be more interested in conversation then sex, which meant that the time they spent with each other was all the more pleasant. Their first outing together was to a restaurant grand opening. When they arrived, the lineup was huge. However, Alex assured Madey that he knew the Matre Di quite well. And he was correct, they were soon seated.

After a magical dinner, Alex took Madey to the hottest nightclub in town. Again, despite the huge lineup, Alex simply walked Madey to the front of the queue, nodded to one of the bouncers and led her inside, remarking, "It's OK, I know him". He also managed to procure free drinks for the rest of the night, simply stating that he was mates with the bartender.

The next morning he picked her up from her place, in a very flashy sportscar. He smiled, his eyes hidden behind dark-tinted sunglasses, and said, "Hold on tight!". Speeding through the streets of London, Madey felt a huge rush. That is, until the police car inevitably swung in behind.

Alex grimaced slightly, but when he caught sight of the officer walking up to his window, he relaxed. 'It's all good", he said to Madey, "I know this bloke."

Sure enough, the copper spoke to Alex briefly in a hushed voice, before waving the two of them off. As Alex drove more sedately through the city, Madey sat in bewilderment. Finally, she asked, "How is it you know so many people in this city?"

Alex smiled a mysterious smile, and said, "I'm a gay escort." Madey laughed suddenly, and said, "That's alright, I'm a man."

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