cursive - the night i lost the will to fight

citizen fish- shrink the distance

haha
"It's gon' rain!!!"

...(hopes to god someone gets the connection)

Conflict - The Ungovernable Farce

[QUOTE=nirvincubus]haha
"It's gon' rain!!!"

...(hopes to god someone gets the connection)[/QUOTE]
That would be the Blackie Weather Forecast.

Family Guy is the best show ever, and it's officially coming back on the air early 2005 on Cartoon Network, and maybe FOX.


"Ohh, it's a beautiful baby girl. Ehhh, but she has a pen[I]i[/I]s."
-Peter, delivering Lois' sister's baby.

Am I supposed to scuplte the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to paint the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to direct with my pe[color=white]n[/color]is?

I think there have been about 4 or 5 seperate points in this thread where there are a page or two about Family Guy. That's sad. There should be at least 10 seperate points where this happens. It's the best freaking show ever.

Peter: Okay Rosie, so you're telling me that Bounty can clean up this warm yellow liquid I just poured on the table in 5 seconds?
Rosie: What is that?
Peter: 4 seconds.
Rosie: Hold on one second.
Peter: 3 seconds.
Rosie: That smells like...
Peter: Clean my pee!!

[b]Family Guy: The Movie[/b]
[url]http://imdb.com/title/tt0385690/[/url]

Stewie Griffin: No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa--... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.
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Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Am I supposed to scuplte the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to paint the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to direct with my pe[color=white]n[/color]is?[/QUOTE]
Lois: Peter, did you take care of that... thing?
Peter: What? Ohh, that growth? Yeah.

Doctor: That's not a growth Peter, that is your pe[COLOR=White]n[/COLOR]is.
Peter: Hmm. And those...
Doctor: Those are your testicles.
Peter: .........huh........

Conflict - The Ungovernable Force

:)

I'll join in on the fun.

Meg: Dad, don't you have to work today?
Peter: Haha, it's nothing a little phone call can't take care of. *dials Mr. Weed*
Mr. Weed: Hello?
Peter: Mr. Weed, I can't come to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow.

Uhh You know that plane crash I told you about? Yea it was just gas.

So Mr. Weed I hear you ran into my identicle twin brother at the ball game eysterday. And if you don't by that, sorry I was at the ball game yesterday.

heh good one :lol:

Condemned 84 - The Unstoppable Force

*walks in*

Ten Banana Cream Pies!

*gets knocked over by catfight*

"insurance fraud?" *pulls out baseball bat and smashes his face with it, passes out*
or how bout.."butter rum, my favorite!" *licks the ice cream, passes out and breaks table*

conflict- [B]force[/B] or service ...one of my favorite songs. colin sings soooooo fast!

^I'm listening to that song right now, actually.

Subhumans - Supermarket [b]Force[/b]s

Napalm Death - Forced to Fear

Family guy always gets you guys going.

Stewy why dont you eat your dinner

WHY DONT YOU BURN IN HELL?!

Peter: Why do women have boobs? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.
Guys: Oh yeah Peter, hahaha. That's a good joke.
Woman walking in: Jokes? I love jokes.
*All the guys kind of back away*
Peter: Then you'll love this one. Okay, why do women have boobs?
*Woman just looks disapprovingly at Peter*
Peter: So ya got something to look at while you're talking to them.
*Woman just looks at him. Silence.*
Peter: So ya got something to look at while you're talking to them.
*She's just getting more pissed.*
Peter: So ya got something...

End Scene

Give this a go, Spot the clifference!

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[url]http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/[/url]

I love the one where Peter gets his own country.

[I]"J-j-j-j-just like the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2
I got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loot and not give a hoot, and touch your sisters teet...
CANT TOUCH ME!
Stop! ...Peter time..
I'm a bigshot theres no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Dont like it? Kiss my rump..
Just for a minute lets all do the bump.
Yea... do the Peter Griffen bump.
I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world... from Hartford to Back bay
Its Peter! Go Peter! I say Peter! Go Peter!
Lets see Regis rap this way...
CANT TOUCH ME!
*song ends*
Except for you... you can touch me[/I]

Hell yea....

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Come on.... puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussy

Are you gonna take that? If you are then go ahead, don't get soulseek, but if you aren't a ***** get it![/QUOTE]
Nahh I'm a p'ussy.

[QUOTE=Saturdays_Hero]nicks the biggest puss that has ever pussed. thast why he wont get soulseek.[/QUOTE]
You are what you eat :) .

How about I'm Charlie and all you can be my angels
*Points to one inpeticular*
Except you, you be Bosley.

[QUOTE=fastfingers]You are what you eat :) .[/QUOTE]

Dude you aren't an asshole

The Unseen-Live in Fear

[QUOTE=fastfingers]You are what you eat :) .[/QUOTE]


:eek: I guess that makes me a chode.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Dude you aren't an asshole[/QUOTE]
F'uck, can't think of a witty comeback lol.

It's ok... it happens to the best.






Wait... no it doesn't. 'Cuz the best don't f'uck up!

:D

:upset:

Bouncing Souls - Fight To Live

Switchfoot - Meant to Live

Circle jerks - [U]live[/U] fast, die young

the Adicts - Too Young

Unseen - Too Young To Know... Too Reckless To Care

Anti-Flag-Angry,young and poor

Fairweather - Young, brash, hopeful

DK - Kill the Poor