No I think songwriters should always be in a stage of depression.

That's why Burt hates Weezer.

The real problem is that the "funny" songs posted here just aren't funny. I could care less about sad/happy songs but the funny ones are always about 420 and penises and crap

Also, Weezer is basically Pavement for pus[size=2]s[/size]ies

Well not everyone is underground. You could like upload something for us. Or something.

<_<

Or direct us in the good way.

Nonetheless, you are right. The "funnzyz lol" songs posted in here lack any wit because they are written without the usual care you'd put in a sad, heavily emotional song.

It's all about focus.

[QUOTE=SubtleDagger;13453216]
Also, Weezer is basically Pavement for pus[size=2]s[/size]ies[/QUOTE]

:lol: pure genious!

What

Just listen to Pavement, they're righteous and they have entire albums worth of good material, unlike Weezer

Weezer has the blue album.

>->

Anyway I will.

The Blue Album is half decent songs and half boring crap

Crooked Rain is all good all the time

[I]I'm new to the forummm.[/I]

Just thought i'd introduce myself.
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Uh.
Yeah.

[QUOTE=ImThePinkRanger;13454088][I]I'm new to the forummm.[/I]

Just thought i'd introduce myself.
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Uh.
Yeah.[/QUOTE]

Kimberly?! I had the BIGGEST crush on you when I was a kid!
haha... welcome

Senor Tojes! (I can't do the cool spanish n's!)

I'm with you man. I don't know ANY underground stuff. It usually costs money..

So Mr. not-so-SubtleDagger, you should enlighten us to your "righteous" music. And not just one or two bands. List us up neeeeeeeeeeeeeegro

Would songs of ninja turtles, videogames, cartoon characters, boobs, manginas, and vin diesel be categorized in the previously mentioned categoriez of unfunny songs?

[QUOTE=Sloth;13454111]Kimberly?! I had the BIGGEST crush on you when I was a kid!
haha... welcome[/QUOTE]

Haha.
Glad you watched my show?~!
=P
too bad i'm really a fifteen year old boy.

Haha... just so you know, I WAS joking...I didn't really think you were that person.

your not the hawt one?!?.. sadness.... liar...

[QUOTE=SixStringKing;13454283]Would songs of ninja turtles, videogames, cartoon characters, boobs, manginas, and vin diesel be categorized in the previously mentioned categoriez of unfunny songs?[/QUOTE]
Yes

These are things teenagers without senses of humor find hilarious

i beg to differ.. its what anyone with a sense of humor finds hilarious... why critique before you even know?

What about a song about standing in the bathroom for several minutes waiting to pee, but it not coming ever?

What about a song like..

That says..

WHO ARE YOU?

MOSES?

[QUOTE=SixStringKing;13454664]i beg to differ.. its what anyone with a sense of humor finds hilarious... why critique before you even know?[/QUOTE]
I'm just telling you, if you post a song about any of those things, I will delete it, because as I said in the rules, if it's not funny to me I don't want to see it

Also, you can beg to differ all you want, but that stuff is crap that fourteen year olds giggle about between saying the word "fu[size=2]c[/size]k"
[QUOTE]What about a song about standing in the bathroom for several minutes waiting to pee, but it not coming ever?[/QUOTE]
OH HAHAHA URINATION I GET IT THAT'S A GOOD ONE AHAHA
[QUOTE]What about a song like..

That says..

WHO ARE YOU?

MOSES?[/QUOTE]
He's right StringKing

The actual songs you post are about a thousand times funnier than when you try to be funny, I guarantee you

Good standards ftw.

sXe lyrics are funny. Write some of those.

DON'T SMOKE
DON'T DRINK
DON'T FU[size=2]C[/size]K
AT LEAST I CAN FU[size=2]C[/size]KING THINK

well.. perhaps your rright.. maybe the lyrics i write are funny... but then again perhaps you missed the quotation marks and thought that i actually wrote "who are you? Moses?" when in reality it was quoted from a conversation between Amon Goeth and Oskar Schindler. So.. yes Amon Goeth is full of hilariousity.. especially when he murdered a bajillion jews..HILARIOUSITY

See, now that's humor

In Reality I Made Some Obscure Reference Nobody Would Get Lol

funny songs are never funny. especially ones about ninja turtles, videogames, cartoon characters, boobs, manginas, and vin diesel

what you hope: people go in your thread say "rofl lmao sixstring you are teh funny lolz"

what will actually happen: if your thread isn't closed it will die a slow and agonising death and will be full of terrible songs which AREN'T FUNNY.

so; don't do it.

ween did it

then again they aren't really joke songs

WEEN.

more like PEEN.

[QUOTE=Sloth;13454126]Senor Tojes! (I can't do the cool spanish n's!)

I'm with you man. I don't know ANY underground stuff. It usually costs money..

So Mr. not-so-SubtleDagger, you should enlighten us to your "righteous" music. And not just one or two bands. List us up neeeeeeeeeeeeeegro[/QUOTE]
Exactly. Besides, you can't ever be enough underground, in most extreme genres. You never have the demo that was recorded at the singer's house of that death-purple extreme metal band that only was copied into ten casette tapes and never digitalized because it looses tr00ness, or that punk band that recors only in analog and has no distribution system but are awesome and I know it and you don't haha.

That kind of stuff.

That's why I only listen to pop music.

elvis is tr00. he recorded in analogue.

Plus he shaked that thing really good.

pfft. he stole that from forrest gump

[QUOTE=Surf;13456825]pfft. he stole that from forrest gump[/QUOTE]
He stole that from Mun Ra and Carlton.

Minus the Bear have mildly funny lyrics, as well as song titles...then again they make more money than the poster's lyrics here.

Haha, so true.

I like Minus the bear a lot, though.

Me too....I'm sleepy.

I was dissapointed with the lack of weird titles on Menos El Oso, but yeh, I also love Minus The Bear. Obviously. Because Flair sounds like Bear!

[QUOTE=TojesDoLan;13456785]Exactly. Besides, you can't ever be enough underground, in most extreme genres. You never have the demo that was recorded at the singer's house of that death-purple extreme metal band that only was copied into ten casette tapes and never digitalized because it looses tr00ness, or that punk band that recors only in analog and has no distribution system but are awesome and I know it and you don't haha.

That kind of stuff.

That's why I only listen to pop music.[/QUOTE]
I don't listen to anything insanely "underground" and I also don't spend any money or that much time hunting down anything

Most pop music is just unbelievably manufactured and horrid so I have better things to listen to

Also Minus The Bear is not that great, they're overrated; Botch and TAAS own them in a million different ways

I rate Minus The Bear highly. But not too highly, otherwise I would be overrating them. What's TAAS? I might know, I just can't think.

These Arms Are Snakes

When Botch split up the members did their own stuff which ended up being MTB and TAAS

Minus The Bear is pretty boring in comparison to both of the other bands; they're alright, just nothing special