[QUOTE=echos]I've been diggin' the great redneck hope lately, some of their stuff is catchy.[/QUOTE]

Great band.

[QUOTE=Subvert_bassist]"Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?[/QUOTE]
Ooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Ouch. Ouch.

Am I the only one who hurts just thinking about that?

No, I almost gagged when I first read it.

I laughed, and then when I realized what gonads were, I cringed.

:smash:

:(

More like

:smash:
8===D

WOOO Tricycle ****ing Death kick ***!

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]More like

:smash:
8===D[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahaha. :lol:

Just imagine the sound they would make as they burst, splashing your warm seminal fluid over the nice, white-washed wall.

[QUOTE=Subvert_bassist]Just imagine the sound they would make as they burst, splashing your warm seminal fluid over the nice, white-washed wall.[/QUOTE]

I [I]almost[/I] gagged when I read that.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]I [I]almost[/I] gagged when I read that.[/QUOTE]

Really...i kinda thought itd be a pleasant sound. Like when you open an ice cold beer....followed by horrible high-pitched screams.

[QUOTE=clustifux]Really...i kinda thought itd be a pleasant sound. Like when you open an ice cold beer....followed by horrible high-pitched screams.[/QUOTE]
HAh

[QUOTE=clustifux]Really...i kinda thought itd be a pleasant sound. Like when you open an ice cold beer....followed by horrible high-pitched screams.[/QUOTE]

And then death. :lol:

o i did that once.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]I [I]almost[/I] gagged when I read that.[/QUOTE]
I'm eating.

:barf:

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]o i did that once.[/QUOTE]


put your balls on a flat solid surface and smashed'em with a mallet? Because weve all done that.

New blog: [url]http://thrashfromtheheart.blogspot.com/[/url]

:naughty:

This was a fun night. Keith and one of the vocalists of DLD, Matt:

[url]http://myspace-450.vo.llnwd.net/00595/05/47/595557450_l.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]I'm eating.

:barf:[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, I would've done the same thing if I was eating.

J I'm definintely going to keep reading your blog.

[QUOTE=clustifux]put your balls on a flat solid surface and smashed'em with a mallet? Because weve all done that.[/QUOTE]
Saturday night ritual.

Oh god I could never bring myself to do that.

I wouldn't even do it for money.

Neither would I. I don't think there is any amount of money that could get me to hammer my own nuts.

I was kidding of course. Thinking about mallet and a my balls in the same thought makes me squirm.

I would smash my own nuts if Mika Tan would marry me.

/finds pics

/pops a boner

I'm in love with her.

I see she's into torture. She would probably smash your nuts for you.