[QUOTE=Motleyguy]You know, I did that once...Actually, no, I didn't, I fear authority...[/QUOTE]

Aw come on I'm not going to hurt you!! :wave:








[size=1]Closet's already full anyway...[/size]

That's why you get a big bad truck and just make a lil cruise over. Warm yourself up with a finely rolled J and crank the Rage Against the Machine.

And Stalin, you know you didn't invite me to that BBQ on purpose, where'd you think Jefe got that special meat from eh? EH?!

Those white hot embers.. sometimes I catch the feint smell of ceder from a childs dredle burning in the flames... it makes me crack a light smile.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=Josiah]That's why you get a big bad truck and just make a lil cruise over. Warm yourself up with a finely rolled J and crank the Rage Against the Machine.

And Stalin, you know you didn't invite me to that BBQ on purpose, where'd you think Jefe got that special meat from eh? EH?!

Those white hot embers.. sometimes I catch the feint smell of ceder from a childs dredle burning in the flames... it makes me crack a light smile.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my road test for my license is on Monday. I'm stoked, that providing I pass, I will be free to get jerky, int he warm comfort, at all hours of the evening.:thumb:
Now, speaking of some sick humour...that there was a prime example.

Hitler is just mad. He knows it was a 10 million club BBQ only, only missed it by a few too.

In russia we have no humor. What is the difference between a truck full of dead babies, and a truck full of tires? Who cares. We still burn it all.

Not one step back!!

[QUOTE=Stalin]Hitler is just mad. He knows it was a 10 million club BBQ only, only missed it by a few too.

In russia we have no humor. What is the difference between a truck full of dead babies, and a truck full of tires? Who cares. We still burn it all.[/QUOTE]

that's an old one dude.

I am old man. Perhaps when you have killed so many, you can have new jokes too? Eh?

It is so hard to be evil now days. Even the vice president of U S A is shooting friends in face with shotgun.

Alright then...

[QUOTE=Motleyguy]
Now, speaking of some sick humour...that there was a prime example.[/QUOTE]

Good luck on the test. I do try my best here you know... it takes a steady hand and a sharp mind to produce some of that filth. Hah. Not to mention a lil help from the writers...

TA! DA!!

*5 writers with notepads stand up from behind Josiah and wave*

See, you guys think I come up with this all on my own? Nah... Liar Matt had at least twice as many guys behind him!

[QUOTE]
It is so hard to be evil now days. Even the vice president of U S A is shooting friends in face with shotgun.
[/QUOTE]This is how it went down! :O

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[QUOTE=Josiah]Good luck on the test. I do try my best here you know... it takes a steady hand and a sharp mind to produce some of that filth. Hah. Not to mention a lil help from the writers...

TA! DA!!

*5 writers with notepads stand up from behind Josiah and wave*

See, you guys think I come up with this all on my own? Nah... Liar Matt had at least twice as many guys behind him![/QUOTE]

aha, good stuff dude. But I must say, I am shattered, I looked up to you, now I find out this. Writers, pathetic...can't even come up with your own material. You used to be cool. :rolleyes:

I know.. I know, it's dissapointing. I think you'd be surprised how many people have writers on here. You really would...


Don't look up to me though. I'm a nasty, sinister, blunt, cocky, rude, meanie of a person... least on here. Instead, look down and say "Look at how much better I am them that guy."

haha, for sure dude. Blunt, cocky, and rude...everything I aspire to be...

[QUOTE]Don't look up to me though. I'm a nasty, sinister, blunt, cocky, rude, meanie of a person... least on here. Instead, look down and say "Look at how much better I am them that guy."[/QUOTE]Dont forget a narcissistic, egotistical dick. :p

Gimme more!!! At least make it a helpful narcissistic...

I roll on 33" tires biotchs!! Uh Uh UUUUHHHH Blacked out. Rollin slow. Bass thumpin outta control. Chronic smoke drifts from the cab, you know I must be bad. Uh Uh Uh Uhhhhhhhh

[QUOTE=Josiah]Gimme more!!![/QUOTE]
Nah, haha I was joking man. :smash:

[QUOTE]I roll on 33" tires biotchs!! Uh Uh UUUUHHHH Blacked out. Rollin slow. Bass thumpin outta control. Chronic smoke drifts from the cab, you know I must be bad. Uh Uh Uh Uhhhhhhhh[/QUOTE]

Erm.

I liek turtlz
and I liek Duvs
But dunt call me
a tertle duv

well gents...this is great, but I'm off to find some food (nacho's I do believe it will be) and then I'm gonna go to bed. Night.

Someones gotta dig my dig at the hip hop, stupid n[i]i[/i]gger music.

I don't like hip hop or it's lame *** jungle beats! :rolleyes: :p

So how is everybody doing this fine,fine morning?

[QUOTE=Blank]I don't like hip hop or it's lame *** jungle beats! :rolleyes: :p

So how is everybody doing this fine,fine morning?[/QUOTE]

i didnt go to sleep last nite :( I need to soon though.

**** man.When I don't sleep,best bet is to stay up all day so you can fall asleep at a decent hour tonight.

[QUOTE=Blank]**** man.When I don't sleep,best bet is to stay up all day so you can fall asleep at a decent hour tonight.[/QUOTE]

yeah see i usually think the same way but i just end up stayin up the whole nite again. :(

I know what you mean man.
Every night I was going to bed at 3:30am and waking up at 2....it's not a good thing.
But I didn't go to bed the night before last,and I couldn't even stay awake past 9 last night.It was crazy.
Oh well,wake up,play practice pad,eat toast.

well, im single...
and theres a party tomorrow...

lifes not all that bad

Corke, you're so far in the closet you're findin xmas presents. Ive got a fiver says you pull a boy :p

er...
yea...
i... havent done that before...

but wait, do i get a fiver if i dont??

i'll send you a vid if i do tho lol

****.
I hate having nothing to eat in my house.

Corke me lad, do you really think i have a fiver? After blowing £120 on new gear and then spendin a couple of days with the missus. I cant afford to eat right now man.

Ryan, i know what you mean. Unfortunately i cant even go out and buy somethin cause i blew all my money again

I feel sick.
Pukey sick.

YAY PESPI!!...you saved the stronghold from DOOOOOOOM!!!