[QUOTE=GurS]A worm spread across the internet that hit computers running Windows 2000. Even CNN was screwed - the New York and Atlanta CNN offices were infested.

Ah well. It's only CNN :)

(other companies got screwed too).

Serves them right for not having XP, IMO.[/QUOTE]

2000 is the most secure Windows OS. It's better than XP, the only reason I have XP is for gaming.

[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=DanSouthport.jpg[/url]

It's Lars Agi!!! :thumb:

[QUOTE=Slug][url=http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=DanSouthport.jpg]picture[/url]

It's Lars Agi!!! :thumb:[/QUOTE]

This post fails because you failed to meet the requirements for minimum number of smileys in one LarsAgi post: six.

In regards to the picture itself: bwaahahahahahahh! No wonder he posts like a moron on MX.

Good God, he even [I]looks[/I] like a twat :lol:

sorry Dude, if you happen to read this, but [B]No-one[/B] should have that facial expression, ever, for whatever reason

[QUOTE=Slug][url]http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=DanSouthport.jpg[/url]

It's Lars Agi!!! :thumb:[/QUOTE]

He looks like one of my roommmates from last semester, only really really constipated.

EDIT: Ollie, I forgot. Welcome back to the realm of the unbanned.

[url=http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=Dan007.jpg]Check out this mugshot[/url]

EDIT: IS THAT AVRIL LAVIGNE BEHIND HIM?!

I mean, she makes a couple good songs, but reeeeeeeeeefl

[QUOTE=Jom][url=http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=Dan007.jpg]Check out this mugshot[/url][/QUOTE]

reeeefl...what a douche.

[QUOTE=Jom][url=http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=Dan007.jpg]Check out this mugshot[/url][/QUOTE]

The lip-peircing really isn't helping his case.

I mean, he looks like someone who goes out wearing a flannel shirt looking for gay guys to beat up with his friends and drinking beer...

All-American in other words...

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9229914&postcount=98[/url]

My drumming skillz.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I mean, he looks like someone who goes out wearing a flannel shirt looking for gay guys to beat up with his friends and drinking beer...

All-American in other words...[/QUOTE]

Flannel shirts are only worn by butch lesbians, Ollie.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Flannel shirts are only worn by butch lesbians like Ollie.[/QUOTE]
Fixed :)

:lol: @ Mister Agi

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Flannel shirts are only worn by butch lesbians, Ollie.[/QUOTE]

And Pittsburgh rednecks. Though they cut off the sleeves first...

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Fixed :)

:lol: @ Mister Agi[/QUOTE]
WHO TOLD Y-
ooohh shhh

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9228828&postcount=584[/url]

oh..it keeps going :lol:

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion][url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9228828&postcount=584[/url]

oh..it keeps going :lol:[/QUOTE]

The Internet delivers.

I like this quote from the Porcupine Tree website:

"The remainder of the US and European tours will be announced soon [B](Texas perhaps?)[/B]. Watch this space...."

As opposed to their normal plague-like avoidance of Texas, they'll now dangle it in front of our noses and play one show in some obscure town like Odessa. :-\

I love his spelling of "wan't" since when was want a contraction...

[QUOTE=Jom]The Internet delivers.[/QUOTE]
I knew there was a reason I'm on here as much...
and this kind of hilarity is it...

Wow, I had one of the worst mornings ever. Good thing this larsagi bashing is cheering me up.

Okay, so the developer next door tore down our fence five months ago, and never bothered to replace it. So guess what my dog does. He escapes...

Basically, this dog is Houdini resurrected. He can pull out of a leash, collar and harness combo, scale a fence, and then dodge native darts and boulder traps whilst stealing the monkey idol from a village in East Africa. So obviously, we need a fence to keep him slightly more detained.

Anyways, my dog is very friendly and inquisitive. So he tends to go exploring and greets other dogs no matter where they are. His small size also means he tends to get into trouble with bigger, unfriendly dogs. Luckily, this usually happens on walks, so we can fend off these buggers. However, this time Clyde got out by himself, and managed to get into a tangle with the dingo-german shepherd mongrel up the road.

For those not in the know, Dingoes are a very vicious type of fighter, so of course Clyde was really banged up when I rescued him. And this isn't the first time that this bitch has had a go at Clyde, also.

So, I just got back from the vet, and although the vet said that Clyde's cuts, (one of which I spent half-an-hour sponging to soak up the blood) are all minor, Clyde also has a large, squishy bruise where he tore his abdominal muscle. So, he's on a course of anti-biotics, and then we have the weekend to see whether he recovers, or it develops into a tumour. Fingers crossed.

The worst thing is, the owner is an arsehole who watches his dog attack other dogs and does nothing. So if I ever see that bitch coming at Clyde again, I don't care about my morals against hurting animals, I'm sending a kick to it's snout.

And since I have no qualms about hurting humans, I'll do much worse to that bloke should he start any s[font=]h[/font]it. (We are sending him the medical bill).

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]The worst thing is, the owner is an arsehole who watches his dog attack other dogs and does nothing. So if I ever see that bitch coming at Clyde again, I don't care about my morals against hurting animals, I'm sending a kick to it's snout.

And since I have no qualms about hurting humans, I'll do much worse to that bloke should he start any s[font=]h[/font]it. (We are sending him the medical bill).[/QUOTE]

I could always contact my relatives in the Old Country to use their magical Carpathian super powers to cast a spell on him.

Seriously, though, I would just kick his [size=2]a[/size]ss. People like that do not deserve to own pets. As a matter of fact, they don't deserve the privelege of not having someone regularly beat the living piss out of them.

I have neighbors like that myself. The mother for some bizarre reason has stopped caring what her kids do. So now they do every dangerous, reckless, and horrifyingly stupid thing they can think of. In one year alone, they have:

-raced their bikes down steep hills into crossroads without someone spotting cars.
-chased each other around the roof of their garage with BB guns.
-aimed bottle rockets by hand, sans bottles.
-set off firecrackers in our yard.
-got our other neighbor to very nearly call the police on them when one of the little brats point a BB gun at him (which looked like a real rifle) when the guy went over to tell them to turn the noise down.
-let their two exeptionally foul-tempered pit bulls escape.
-raced a go-kart through the hilly neighorhood.
-raced a motorized dirt bike through the hilly neighborhood.
-invited every kid that they can find from the projects a few blocks down to play basketball with them in the street at all hours.
-refused to stop playing basketball in the street, despite warnings from the police.
-attempted to back about 9 people on a trampoline designed for about 3 or 4, then tried to get their dogs onto it.

The sooner we move out, the better.

Silly neighbors. :p

I've decided my next thread will be on Possessed, and Hellwitch's [i]Syzygial Miscreancy[/i].

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Flannel shirts are only worn by butch lesbians, Ollie.[/QUOTE]


And Nirvana fans. And guys in Wayne's World

[QUOTE=Walrus Gumboot]And Nirvana fans. And guys in Wayne's World[/QUOTE]
Mike Myers>Lars Agi

however...Lars Agi>Nirvana

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Mike Myers>Lars Agi

however...Lars Agi>Nirvana[/QUOTE]

My favorite was the one that looked like a lumber jack that Garth nailed with the cattle prod

Lars Agi sort of reminds me of my cousin.

[QUOTE=Walrus Gumboot]My favorite was the one that looked like a lumber jack that Garth nailed with the cattle prod

Lars Agi sort of reminds me of my cousin.[/QUOTE]
Has he ever worked on a farm at any point in his life?

/apologies to big Jake

bedtime for me I think

A/S results tomorrow :eek:

NP-dragonforce-disciples of babylon

Jesus Christ. I come back from a 16 mile hike and people are making fun of me!

/slits wrists

/sees picture of Lars Agi

/heals wounds

:lol:

Wahah, Ollie, I thought you weren't going to get your accounts merged?

[size=4][color=orange][b]ATTN Moses: Get on AIM stat![/size][/color][/b]

[quote=Walrus]My favorite was the one that looked like a lumber jack that Garth nailed with the cattle prod[/quote]

WADAYA WANT, YOU LITTLE DWEEB!

Alex- wtf...So my old world history teacher had this sister in law who lived somewhere back east, and he would tell me about all the stupid things that her kids would do. The wierd thing is that half of the things you mentioned were things that he mentioned too....:eek: Do you know what her last name is? I see him every once in a while and I should ask him, just out of curiosity. :D

NP: Tool- The Patient

That Lars Agi fellow looks like my friend, Derek. Who lives/works on a farm. The resemblence is uncanny, minus the lip piercing.

[QUOTE=Jom][url=http://photobucket.com/albums/y243/LarsAgi007/?action=view&current=Dan007.jpg]Check out this mugshot[/url]

EDIT: IS THAT AVRIL LAVIGNE BEHIND HIM?!

I mean, she makes a couple good songs, but reeeeeeeeeefl[/QUOTE]

:lol: This first thing that I thought of when I saw that picture was Crabbe and Goyle, from Harry Potter. :p Just that kind of blank look that you get when you try to explain to someone something that is beyond their mental capacity.

Wahah at the poster as well.

[QUOTE=Congratulations]That Lars Agi fellow looks like my friend, Derek. Who lives/works on a farm. The resemblence is uncanny, minus the lip piercing.[/QUOTE]


Does your friend pluck his eyebrows?

There are some rather handsome/pretty MXers.

And then there are some that are pretty freakin' scary.

EDIT: in regards to the new Photoalbum in The Pit.