masscows wears mad gnar hoodies and windmills da fukk outta that ****

[QUOTE=Eliminator;15092539]masscows wears mad gnar hoodies and windmills da fukk outta that ****[/QUOTE]

wtf is gnar

and hardcore dancing is pretty gay (that's what youre referencing right?)

[QUOTE=Dargon;15092524]He's name "Dimmu Borgir". ****s sake, just ignore him.[/QUOTE]

that's Burger sir. It means Dark...uh Burger in Archaic Icelandic. I like my burgers well done, thats all it means.

[QUOTE=masscows;15092536]explain[/QUOTE]
no, you might figure it out on your own, and if you don't then you weren't worth explaining it to in the first place.

[quote]masscows wears mad gnar hoodies and windmills da fukk outta that ****[/quote]
nigga now u speakin MAH language

[size="7"][b]JUMPDAF[size="7"]U[/size]CKUP![/b][/size]

I wonder what happened to that fellow

[QUOTE=Dargon;15092560]no, you might figure it out on your own, and if you don't then you weren't worth explaining it to in the first place.
[/QUOTE]

they don't have long hair...?

I honestly don't get what youre saying because every time I refute something you say that's obviously wrong, you still insist it's wiggerish and don't provide any points to back your argument up. There's nothing that really hints at them thinking they're black.

If you think they suck that's one thing, but stop using wiggerish so liberally because it stops making sense.

[QUOTE=masscows;15092604]If you think they suck that's one thing, but stop using wiggerish so liberally because it stops making sense.[/QUOTE]

I second that.

This thread delivers the comedy.

[QUOTE=Deth;15092706]This thread delivers the comedy.[/QUOTE]

shutup the empire lost to a bunch of ragtag kids with crappy ships

[QUOTE=masscows;15092725]shutup the empire lost to a bunch of ragtag kids with crappy ships[/QUOTE]

Nah dude, they had the force!

[QUOTE=masscows;15092725]shutup the empire lost to a bunch of ragtag kids with crappy ships[/QUOTE]

lawl. dargon went to drink beer. and cattle decapitation and skinless are awful

So like I was saying before I made an *** out of myself, again, does anybody like Man Must Die?

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;15092257]i'm curious, how many people in this thread play guitar?[/QUOTE]

I play bass.

i play guitar... but i've only been playing for 6 months or so

[QUOTE=Hbp;15092874]I play bass.[/QUOTE]

Bass is the best instrument dude. Its nice especially when you screw up and nobody can tell.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15092881]i play guitar... but i've only been playing for 6 months or so[/QUOTE]

How old are you?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15092884]Bass is the best instrument dude. Its nice especially when you screw up and nobody can tell.[/QUOTE]

yeah especially on a five string.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15092884]How old are you?[/QUOTE]

15 :D

[QUOTE=masscows;15092892]yeah especially on a five string.[/QUOTE]

I went back to 4 and i just tune down when necessary. I got tired of the Nu-Metal cracks.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15092904]15 :D[/QUOTE]

Good! I didn't start til I was 18 and I still ended up being pretty good and being able to play out and stuff. So you're all set!

yeah and my teacher is amazing

NP: Venom- Teacher's Pet

[QUOTE=masscows;15092544]wtf is gnar

and hardcore dancing is pretty gay (that's what youre referencing right?)[/QUOTE]

stfu nub, hardcore dancing is my life!

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15092928]yeah and my teacher is amazing
[/QUOTE]

Oh good! I mostly taught myself and luckily it worked out ok.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15092906]I went back to 4 and i just tune down when necessary. I got tired of the Nu-Metal cracks.



Good! I didn't start til I was 18 and I still ended up being pretty good and being able to play out and stuff. So you're all set![/QUOTE]

Hah, I started playing bass when I was 12.

[QUOTE=masscows;15092544]wtf is gnar

and hardcore dancing is pretty gay (that's what youre referencing right?)[/QUOTE]

Gnar is my trademarked douche phrase.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15092944]Oh good! I mostly taught myself and luckily it worked out ok.[/QUOTE]

did you see the video of him in the Christian R&M thread?

i started when i was 12

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15092949]did you see the video of him in the Christian R&M thread?[/QUOTE]

No, i'll have to check that out.

Oh and you guys that started early are lucky! I'll never be as good as I could have been if I had started before college. But its not like there is anything that I have a hard time with in my specified genre and instrument, but anyways.

I play guitar, bass and drums, and do crappy vocals.

[QUOTE=pate;15092964]I play guitar, bass and drums, and do crappy vocals.[/QUOTE]

Thats what it looks like in your avatar. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15092963]No, i'll have to check that out.

Oh and you guys that started early are lucky! I'll never be as good as I could have been if I had started before college. But its not like there is anything that I have a hard time with in my specified genre and instrument, but anyways.[/QUOTE]

what do you usually play?

genre-wise

[QUOTE=masscows;15092976]what do you usually play?

genre-wise[/QUOTE]

Well right now its this fast thrash/death metal sort of thing with folky acoustic breakdowns. But I started off in a wierd rock band that progressed to thrash/metalcore towards the end.

I desperatly want to make a jazz metal band because I am hopefully picking up a new 6 string that would sound amazing in a smoother, more melodic style. It's quite comfortable to slap on as well.

[QUOTE=Hbp;15093012]I desperatly want to make a jazz metal band because I am hopefully picking up a new 6 string that would sound amazing in a smoother, more melodic style. It's quite comfortable to slap on as well.[/QUOTE]

but you dont listen to jazz

haha

But he likes Jazz Metal like Into The Moat! j/k

Me and my buds had a few jam sessions where we just played total complete noise. I wish we recorded, it sounded like complete hell.

None of my friends (me included, really) are very good at our instruments. I don't know anyone who can play guitar well enough to even consider playing death metal, and my friend who plays drums comes from more of a funk/alt rock background, so death metal drumming is something he'll never really grasp. I showed him how to blastbeat and he figured it out, but it was pretty slow and his double-kick, while consistent, isn't [i]that[/i] fast. Ugh I hate my town.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15093020]but you dont listen to jazz[/QUOTE]

No, I listen to Funk, but Funk Metal is gay.

I've never even heard Into The Moat.

then why would you play jazz metal

[QUOTE=Hbp;15093012]I desperatly want to make a jazz metal band because I am hopefully picking up a new 6 string that would sound amazing in a smoother, more melodic style. It's quite comfortable to slap on as well.[/QUOTE]

what kind of jazz are we talking.

can you take it tothe community thread now it's getting a little ridiculous in here

ridicurous for our eastern friends

Because Funk Metal is gay, and I know some jazz guitarists and drummer who enjoy metal that I would love to learn more about the style with?