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Ivy League - Mass Cop Out
Is that allowed? |
[QUOTE=Drunk Hobo]Ivy League - Mass Cop Out
Is that allowed?[/QUOTE] what the **** |
[QUOTE=Drunk Hobo]Ivy League - Mass Cop Out
Is that allowed?[/QUOTE] its supposed to be in the song name, not the band |
[QUOTE=Out in the sticks]Propaghandi - Back to the Motor League[/QUOTE]
the beatles - BACK in the ussr |
ACDC-"Back in Black"
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[QUOTE=kill the swindle]its supposed to be in the song name, not the band[/QUOTE]
Righto, sorry. |
Stiff Little Fingers - Back To Front
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op ivy- yellin in my ear
**** he posted before me |
Funniest Story EVER!
This is from another board I post at...
[quote="boocha"]"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in ****. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I **** myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her."[/quote] |
[QUOTE=Saturdays_Hero]hey nick you cunt *** coon, go download Soulseek.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha nah I'm too cool for Soulseek :cool:. Nice avatar by the way. |
[QUOTE=superskankinactionhero]who's nick? [/QUOTE]
You don't know who Nick is? Go sit in the corner with your head down in shame. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! thats f'uckin hilarious if thats true!!! :lol:
dear god that girl is gonna be so da'mn embarassed! :lol: |
i apologise nick, i'll tattoo your name on my forehead just in case i forget it in future.
My names Adam, remember it, you'll be screaming it later :naughty: |
Good :thumb:
My middle name is Adam :) |
to Adam's! :chug:
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[QUOTE=fastfingers]You don't know who Nick is? Go sit in the corner with your head down in shame.[/QUOTE]
You have the same name as me... But I don't go by Nick online. It's Joe to all you cyber people. [/pointless post] |
Minor Threat_ In My Eyes
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[QUOTE=fastfingers]Hahahaha nah I'm too cool for Soulseek :cool:.
Nice avatar by the way.[/QUOTE] Come on.... puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussy Are you gonna take that? If you are then go ahead, don't get soulseek, but if you aren't a ***** get it! |
[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]This is from another board I post at...[/QUOTE]
You must tell me if he posts and says what happened when he sees her, thats HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Minutemen - Storm In My House
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[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]This is from another board I post at...[/QUOTE]
F'ucking hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: Dude that made my day completle... Thank you. |
Do you guys think you'd do the samething he did?
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Funeral Dress - I'm In Love With Oi!
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Black Flag - I Love You
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Casualties - Punk Rock Love
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Blanks 77 - I Wanna Be A Punk
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That's what I would have done. I **** the bed once...terrible feeling. Probably feels better when you can blame it on someone. Like usual I was the only one in the bed though.
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Anti Nowhere League - Long Live Punk
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the ataris - so long, astoria
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Anti Nowhere League - So what?
I bet you can all guess who im listening too |
nicks the biggest puss that has ever pussed. thast why he wont get soulseek.
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The turtles - so happy together
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weezer - fall together
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[QUOTE=Skrunnch]That's what I would have done. I **** the bed once...terrible feeling. Probably feels better when you can blame it on someone. Like usual I was the only one in the bed though.[/QUOTE]
Haha that kinda reminds of an episode of Family Guy. It's the one where Peter messes up Steweys party at the arcade place. Brian goes "Ya.. you were never that good at lying." -Flash back- (Peter and another guy are in an elevator) *Peter farts* *Peter looks around, and points to the other guy and says:* "It was you..." Yea its funnier when you watch it. |
HAHAHAHA I love that part!
What about when Peter has trouble going to the bath room... Man: Yes our dear mother just passed away- Peter: UH OH! |
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE!!
Then he does it again in the... whatever the hell it is where Jewish people go for worship. Church Guy - "We are gathered here to-" *gets interrupted* Peter - "Uh oh!...." |
[QUOTE=OPERATIONrancid]Anti Nowhere League - So what?
I bet you can all guess who im listening too[/QUOTE] I dunno... it's definatly not Anti-Nowhere League though. That'd be too obvious. :thumb: |
[QUOTE=guitarded_chuck]weezer - fall together[/QUOTE]
rage against the machine - ashes in the fall |
A Perfect Circle - The Noose
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Offspring - The Noose
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