[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18085355]somebody come watch a movie with me[/QUOTE]

backdoor sluts 9 again? you probably know that from beginning to end by heart now

every porno ever is the same so i wouldn't be surprised if i did

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18085349]listening to taking back sunday. Fuk yeah[/QUOTE]

Better be TAYF era.

I hate it when I wake up at like 8:30 on my own on a day w/o work

so dumb

working till 4 then WHO KNOWZ

not working for foreeever

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18085353]how very english[/QUOTE]

grandma made me a cup of tea and now she's arguing with the tv

glourious england

whats she arguing about

hot liquids in the summer

when they're meant to be drunk.

[QUOTE=Happy;18085392]whats she arguing about[/QUOTE]

some game show

she argues more with the evening news, which is made of you know, facts

i think ive jerked off 5 times in the past 24 hours

let ur grandma argue about that

deal or no deal

each orgasm gets better for me

[QUOTE=Stevie;18085472]deal or no deal[/QUOTE]

worst show ever

morning kids

howie mandel

hey mappy

[QUOTE=Happy;18085548]worst show ever[/QUOTE]

u must suck at it pretty hard if you think that

HI MY TECHNIQUE IS TO PICK RANDOM BOXES

z

stop criticising things you don't understand

Come on, you don't really like it.

are you watching right now, its pretty intense

[QUOTE=QTpie;18085469]i think ive jerked off 5 times in the past 24 hours

let ur grandma argue about that[/QUOTE]

thats exercising enormous restraint

you guys ever get distracted right before you're about to start jerking off, and then five minutes later wonder why your pants are down?

that'd have to be a pretty urgent distraction

like, a nuclear bomb going off or something

yeah it usually becomes my only priority when I'm doing it

well, i like to put on music while i masturbate and sometimes i end up noticing tracks titles with misspellings or wrong tags and then spend a few minutes trying to find other errors.

idk once i actually get into it its pretty easy to get distracted and watch tv for a minute or contemplate some random philsophical issue and then go back

i usually don't handle CD's while i'm at it

winamp

ugh that av

don't you hate when you can hear your family talking right outside the door while you're jacking it

its like dude come on you're ****ing up my train of thought really bad

especially if you're huffing duster with the other hand

now you know how i feel when i read your posts.

@aria

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18085662]don't you hate when you can hear your family talking right outside the door while you're jacking it

its like dude come on you're ****ing up my train of thought really bad

especially if you're huffing duster with the other hand[/QUOTE]

no

because I don't live with my parents

\o/

Inception was so damn good.

wanna see that pretty badly

my brother said it was incredible so might go see it

how was predators? anyone see it?

my friend said predators was pretty average.

really want to see inception though.