[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544326]well then i wont tell you what movie it is the plot of because i kinda just gave away all the spoilers[/QUOTE]

ugh seriously

i would watch the hell out of that. what is it?

edit: what the hell, jacobs ladder.

watch it anyway spoiler or not its a good film

yeah its jacobs ladder. ****in great movie.

no plagiarism i completely wrote that synopsis myself

ive actually seen it but i had a different idea in my head i guess.

I randomly decided to check out Born of Osiris.

I did not expect there to be rapping. What the ****?

[QUOTE=AA-12;17544378]ive actually seen it but i had a different idea in my head i guess.[/QUOTE]

Macaulay Culkin gets trapped in a house burglars are trying to break into while his family is on vacation etc?

born of osiris is :lol:

'woaaaah crazy guitar effects on a completely generic **** breakdown fukn bow down'

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17544384]I randomly decided to check out Born of Osiris.

I did not expect there to be rapping. What the ****?[/QUOTE]

uhh

....

what?

they have like 10 seconds of nu metal ****

but I actually have warmed up to their new album.

they were the flavor of the week for all the dumbasses down here when the new album came out. im sure none of them listen to it anymore.

[QUOTE=adb;17544397]uhh

....

what?

they have like 10 seconds of nu metal ****

but I actually have warmed up to their new album.[/QUOTE]

The first song on their MySpace ends with some Korn breakdown and a guy rapping. Song was actually good otherwise.

I posted a rec for you in the relevant thread btw. You probably know it though.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17544385]Macaulay Culkin gets trapped in a house burglars are trying to break into while his family is on vacation etc?[/QUOTE]

John Matrix is a retired special operations operator who once led an elite unit. He left the service to live in a secluded mountain home with his daughter Jenny. Unbeknownst to Matrix, the members of his former unit are being killed one by one. Even though Matrix's friend Major General Franklin Kirby gives Matrix armed guards, attackers manage to kidnap Matrix and Jenny. Matrix learns that Bennett, a former disgraced member of his unit who was presumed dead, is still alive. Bennett has kidnapped his daughter to try to force Matrix to commit a political assassination for a man called Arius (who calls himself "El Presidente") and his gang of other disgraced U.S. soldiers. Arius is a warlord and dictator formerly bested by Matrix during a previous revolution attempt; he now wishes to lead a military coup in his home country, Val Verde. Since Arius will have Jenny killed if Matrix refuses, Matrix reluctantly accepts the demand.

After Matrix is taken aboard an airplane heading to the foreign country, he kills the henchman guarding him and jumps into a swamp just as the plane is leaving the runway. Matrix then sets his stopwatch for the approximate time of the flight. Subsequently, he commandeers the car of Cindy, an off-duty flight attendant, and eventually manages to enlist her help by explaining the disaster that has befallen him and Jenny. The two follow Sully, the henchman designated to watch the plane leave, and Matrix kills him by dropping him off the side of a mountain. Then they drive to the motel where Sully was staying. When Cooke, a disgraced Green Beret, arrives at Sully's motel room, he is killed by being impaled by a broken table leg during a hand-to-hand fight with Matrix.

After Matrix learns where Arius' mansion is located (the location where Jenny is presumably being held), he breaks into a surplus store and steals a veritable one-man arsenal of both small arms and heavy weapons. Matrix is interrupted by the police, who have shown up to investigate the disturbance, and is arrested. Cindy frees him by overturning the police van with a rocket launcher.

After commandeering a seaplane from a nearby marina run by Arius, Matrix and Cindy land the plane off the coast of the island where Arius is located. Matrix instructs Cindy to contact General Kirby and then proceeds to Arius' villa, fighting and killing Arius' private army on the way. He subsequently confronts and kills Arius in a gunfight.

Matrix finds Jenny in the basement, but he is shot in the arm by Bennett. Matrix then taunts Bennett into facing him in a knife fight, an invitation Bennett cannot resist. After a fierce struggle, Matrix gains the upper hand and Bennett, defeated, reaches for a gun. Matrix then impales Bennett with a steam pipe. Shortly thereafter, Matrix delivers the most memorable quote of the film: "Let off some steam, Bennett". After Kirby arrives with a military detachment, he offers Matrix another term of service in the Force. Being tired of fighting, however, Matrix declines, and he, Cindy, and Jenny fly off into the sunset.

*sneaks into terrorist base with some broad I met earlier*

*finds giant map with a big red X on it*

"[i]That must be where they have taken Chenny![/i]"

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17544401]The first song on their MySpace ends with some Korn breakdown and a guy rapping. Song was actually good otherwise.

I posted a rec for you in the relevant thread btw. You probably know it though.[/QUOTE]

Exist? Yeah its a good song minus that ****

the band gets so much hate for one song (Bow Down)

edit: yeah I like Animals, saw BOO w/ their guitarist

Haven't heard Bow Down tbh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuRuL3HbHg

I dont know why Devin Townsend would post this. It's him singing a new song, working on it in his studio, but it's the least flattering video I've ever seen. Half of it is his gasping or looking confused and the rest is just a prolonged, extended crotch shot.

bow down is their worst song, definitely

hahahahaha po[COLOR="Black"]r[/COLOR]n tags

[QUOTE]lesbian softcore misty school misty.mundae horror mundae lust satan[/QUOTE]

wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JagBnbWzUEQ

i put too much steak in my mouth and its taking me like 5 mins to chew it

wow, so like, the one bud guy who lives down the road from me hasnt been answering my calls lately

turns out my brother told him he, "doesnt trust," where i get my money, and now the kid thinks im shady

****ing bullshit, holy damn

prostitutions a legit source

lol

32 degrees right now ugh **** this

[QUOTE=mappymassacre;17544550]wow, so like, the one bud guy who lives down the road from me hasnt been answering my calls lately

turns out my brother told him he, "doesnt trust," where i get my money, and now the kid thinks im shady

****ing bullpoop, holy damn[/QUOTE]

pot dealers think youre shady? wtf

[QUOTE=elimm;17544639]32 degrees right now ugh **** this[/QUOTE]

Holy shi dude I didn't even notice.

Going to see Brand New OUTDOORS tonight hope its not like this

Sup fags.

having a black metal night and doing a macroeconomics assignment

you?

bumpin some gucci before i head to swedish

About to wake and bake with a blunt I rolled last night.

i dont think ive ever smoked grass in the morning, even the thought of it is unappealing

I <3333 der wake und bake.

yeah but then you waste like the entire day, i can never do anything after blazing

wake and shake

yah that sounds more like my day(s)

Going to a German beer garden this weekend for my sisters birthday....YESSSS

sounds epic.

[QUOTE=ATM;17544733]Going to a German beer garden this weekend for my sisters birthday....YESSSS[/QUOTE]

Heil.

yo chris, check your inbox bro :)

I'm bored as ****, think I'm going to cook something in a bit because my parents are coming over to eat lunch today. I dunno what to cook.

last time I waked and baked I went and got pizza and went swimming with some friends day was awesome

never waked and baked

**** always kicks in way faster when you just woke up.