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Thor 09-21-2005 03:43 PM

[QUOTE=PepsiMetal]That's fine. I actually think it's a pretty good album, and if some other band released it, it would have gotten more attention. It's probably a bad album for metallica, but oh well.[/QUOTE]
It might have been better if it was released by some other band, but I expect better from Metallica. The only song I really can listen to now off of Reload is The Unforgiven Pt.2

DBoons Ghost 09-21-2005 04:19 PM

Here is the truth about Metallica...

Black, Load and Reload are the lost Motley Crue albums. Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx actually wrote all those songs, and sold them to Bob Rock. Elektra approached Bob with their idea to continue the Metallica legacy after the bus crash that killed them all. .. Oh.. yeah that part.. Welll, the truth is Metallica had been made into corporate whoring robots after the bus crash that killed them all. Elektra and Bob Rock figured they could revive the band using these pop metal songs. Oh robots? Yeah.. See, Elektra has never had a band as successful as Metallica on their label, one which kids loved and all that, so after the bus crash that killed the band, Elektra had Honda make robots. They didn't make a Cliffy robot because we all know Cliff would never have played such awful horrid pop metal, as well be a whore for the record company! So you all with me so far? Anyways, St Anger was written by the dude from Limp Biscuit and some of the members of Slipknot who refused to admit it. The dudes from Limp Biscuit won't admit it either, but it's true. No one seems to be able to explain what happened with And Justice for All. It's like a fluke. The robots refused comment. Lars said something about buying an island where he intended to jail all the young people without jobs who love Metallica's music but cannot afford to buy the actual CDs.

heavy metal kid 09-21-2005 04:24 PM

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Here is the truth about Metallica...

Black, Load and Reload are the lost Motley Crue albums.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

it's funny but Load, Reload and Black are way superior to Motley Crue.

Limp Biskit members and Slipknot members are talented musicians, they just don't fit in the same band.

The robot stuff was also funny.

It's funny 'cause it's not true. :thumb:

Edit: about the elektra don't having a succesful and talented band is wrong, they have or had Dream Theater and Pantera.

metalmilitia101 09-21-2005 04:49 PM

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Here is the truth about Metallica...

Black, Load and Reload are the lost Motley Crue albums. Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx actually wrote all those songs, and sold them to Bob Rock. Elektra approached Bob with their idea to continue the Metallica legacy after the bus crash that killed them all. .. Oh.. yeah that part.. Welll, the truth is Metallica had been made into corporate whoring robots after the bus crash that killed them all. Elektra and Bob Rock figured they could revive the band using these pop metal songs. Oh robots? Yeah.. See, Elektra has never had a band as successful as Metallica on their label, one which kids loved and all that, so after the bus crash that killed the band, Elektra had Honda make robots. They didn't make a Cliffy robot because we all know Cliff would never have played such awful horrid pop metal, as well be a whore for the record company! So you all with me so far? Anyways, St Anger was written by the dude from Limp Biscuit and some of the members of Slipknot who refused to admit it. The dudes from Limp Biscuit won't admit it either, but it's true. No one seems to be able to explain what happened with And Justice for All. It's like a fluke. The robots refused comment. Lars said something about buying an island where he intended to jail all the young people without jobs who love Metallica's music but cannot afford to buy the actual CDs.[/QUOTE]

wow that was truly amusing. quite clever. i commend you.

Chu 09-21-2005 05:07 PM

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]it's funny but Load, Reload and Black are way superior to Motley Crue.[/quote]
Take that back!

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]about the elektra don't having a succesful and talented band is wrong, they have or had Dream Theater.[/QUOTE]
They're probably going to lose Dream Theater though.
I think they want to move to their own label.

clairvoyant 09-21-2005 06:52 PM

Dr. Feelgood > Reload

But Load and Black > all Motley Crue

Chu 09-21-2005 08:24 PM

[quote=MX]gocaps99 - 1489
JillyBo - 1183
JACKROXYOU - 844
Chu - 758[/quote]
Can't believe I'm not beating gocaps :angry:

Huber 09-21-2005 08:26 PM

Hoorah! I'm 7th on the list.

heavy metal kid 09-21-2005 08:51 PM

[QUOTE=Chu]Take that back!
[/QUOTE]

Well is only my opinion, i can't take that back.

BassMasterMike88 09-22-2005 09:30 AM

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Here is the truth about Metallica...

Black, Load and Reload are the lost Motley Crue albums. Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx actually wrote all those songs, and sold them to Bob Rock. Elektra approached Bob with their idea to continue the Metallica legacy after the bus crash that killed them all. .. Oh.. yeah that part.. Welll, the truth is Metallica had been made into corporate whoring robots after the bus crash that killed them all. Elektra and Bob Rock figured they could revive the band using these pop metal songs. Oh robots? Yeah.. See, Elektra has never had a band as successful as Metallica on their label, one which kids loved and all that, so after the bus crash that killed the band, Elektra had Honda make robots. They didn't make a Cliffy robot because we all know Cliff would never have played such awful horrid pop metal, as well be a whore for the record company! So you all with me so far? Anyways, St Anger was written by the dude from Limp Biscuit and some of the members of Slipknot who refused to admit it. The dudes from Limp Biscuit won't admit it either, but it's true. No one seems to be able to explain what happened with And Justice for All. It's like a fluke. The robots refused comment. Lars said something about buying an island where he intended to jail all the young people without jobs who love Metallica's music but cannot afford to buy the actual CDs.[/QUOTE]

If i was writting a report on thrash metal/Metallica and including that fact I would get a gurenteed A+ :thumb:

DBoons Ghost 09-22-2005 10:05 AM

I had to much to drink yesterday at a lunch meeting. I really have to remember not to post when I'd had too much to drink.

Britton 09-22-2005 11:45 AM

^ ain't that the truth.

what is this list you people speak of, and where am I on it?

DBoons Ghost 09-22-2005 11:50 AM

[QUOTE=brittallica]^ ain't that the truth.

what is this list you people speak of, and where am I on it?[/QUOTE]


Awww don't be sandy.

You know it was funny.

Jev 09-22-2005 01:14 PM

[QUOTE=brittallica]^ ain't that the truth.

what is this list you people speak of, and where am I on it?[/QUOTE]
Post list? Next to the thread, click on number of posts.

Britton 09-22-2005 02:49 PM

I've got 325

Jev 09-22-2005 03:15 PM

I got 465 that's nearly 19 pages of this thread :cool:

Britton 09-22-2005 03:20 PM

That's alotta metallicrap

Jev 09-22-2005 03:27 PM

Yup. I don't think any of my posts in here consist of more than 3 sentances :(

Britton 09-22-2005 03:28 PM

Well, I have some nice post but alotta them are like my last couple.

DBoons Ghost 09-22-2005 03:45 PM

Lookit me with a measly 37!

I bet 35 of them are not positive.

You guys still love me though right?

Jev 09-22-2005 03:49 PM

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Lookit me with a measly 37!

I bet 35 of them are not positive.

You guys still love me though right?[/QUOTE]
Of course we do. :)

clairvoyant 09-22-2005 03:58 PM

Woohoo I got 35!

Of course this makes 36 right here...

Britton 09-22-2005 11:09 PM

I love e'm all

Mizuzack 09-22-2005 11:13 PM

I've got 9. w00t.

Huber 09-22-2005 11:15 PM

545! Muahahahaha!

/waits to get pwned by gocaps

blue3 09-22-2005 11:23 PM

87.. :(

Apocalyptic Raids 09-23-2005 12:07 AM

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Lookit me with a measly 37!

I bet 35 of them are not positive.

You guys still love me though right?[/QUOTE]
:-*

Britton 09-23-2005 12:12 AM

Having lots of post ain't that big of a deal.

Ya'll heard that old Tallica song, Killing time?

Chu 09-23-2005 12:15 AM

[QUOTE=brittallica]Ya'll heard that old Tallica song, Killing time?[/QUOTE]
Nope, could you email it to me?!
I love Metallica rares/demoes...

mathew.ball(at)gmail.com

Cheers man, anything you want...?

ThrashMaster27 09-23-2005 12:31 AM

200th post eh. Didn't think I had that many.

Killing Time isn't a Metallica song, they just covered it.


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