[QUOTE=Cocaine;18032718]Practical Guide to Racism is awesome. Amazing racist sucks.[/QUOTE]

This post made me dig it out. Such an amazing book


[QUOTE]Every Jewish mother was once a [B]Jewish American Princess (JAP)[/B]. The JAP is a spoiled, nasal, and kind-of-slutty young Jewish girl, who can pass for either Italian or Puerto Rican with the right accessories. Once beloved as actual princesses, the JAPs have been universally reviled ever since December 7, 1941, when they bombed Pearl Harbor.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Just as black men are known, rightly or wrongly, for their large penises, black women are known for their enormous vagin[I]a[/I]s. While he was dating Whoopi Goldberg, Ted Danson famously compared sleeping with her to "throwing a hotdog down a hallway." Because Goldberg, like all black women, has a huge, cavernous vagin[I]a[/I].

Whoopi is one example of what is known as the [B]Sassy Black Woman[/B]. Perhaps the most common type of black woman, she lives in a constant state of confrontation, responding to any and all stimuli with a flamboyant finger-snapping ritual. Sassy black women are, for the most part, harmless, but in groups they can completely ruin a movie. [/QUOTE]

Any of you guys know if it's possible to make a sound gradually go faster or slower in a program? (Sort of like a gradient, but with sound.)

:lol: that's amazing.

Just incrementally change the tempo or some ****?

so many japs in south florida it's not even funny

my best friend used to date this jap and i went to her place for a party once and holy **** i wanted to smash my face repeatedly with a frying pan

they all went to high school with Drake

oh cool cynic is coming to south florida in august

[QUOTE=Cocaine;18032761]This post made me dig it out. Such an amazing book[/QUOTE]

Quote about black women is lulz. :lol:

get the **** outta here haz

[QUOTE]Sassy black women are, for the most part, harmless, but in groups they can completely ruin a movie.[/QUOTE]

so ****ing true

i find that women over the age of 45 tend to ruin movies more

asian teenagers are the worst for ruining movies in the theater, they all insist on taking up an entire row of seats in the theater and are constantly texting or twittering or whatever on whatever black market electronics are popular at the moment

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18032828]asian teenagers are the worst for ruining movies in the theater, they all insist on taking up an entire row of seats in the theater and are constantly texting or twittering or whatever on whatever black market electronics are popular at the moment[/QUOTE]

groups of teenagers are bad yeah, I hate going out to movies with lots of people I know

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18032828]asian teenagers are the worst for ruining movies in the theater, they all insist on taking up an entire row of seats in the theater and are constantly texting or twittering or whatever on whatever black market electronics are popular at the moment[/QUOTE]

racisssst

I don't like gooks, lived near china town for about 9 months.

Glad to be away from those ****ers.

Just be glad you don`t live in Vancouver, where there`s no separation between Chinatown and the white folks.

Sounds perfect tbh.

just dont drive there and you're safe

got this last night for 10 bucks, it is sweet

[IMG]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3271/010i.png[/IMG]

couldve spent that money on something good

slow day on mx

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18032954]Sounds perfect tbh.[/QUOTE]

vietnam btw

restaurant didn't charge me for my drink

hahahahaha suckers

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18033005]couldve spent that money on something good[/QUOTE]

yea true i wish you would have been there when i got it to tell me that

did they have an j pop posters

[QUOTE=Deth;18033022]restaurant didn't charge me for my drink

hahahahaha suckers[/QUOTE]

its the little things in life

eating lasange n garlic bred

hel yeah italian food

hel yeah marinara sauce on EVERYTHING

lasagna is awesome