er long story. band name.

woohoo you answered it seriously that's what i was hoping for

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Your First Shirt Says Mom! And Telling From Your Other One You Killed Someone!!

[QUOTE=lynch_me]Your First Shirt Says Mom! And Telling From Your Other One You Killed Someone!![/QUOTE]


My mom is so hawt. That's why I wear a shirt that says mom.

it doesn't even say mom it says NIM

New joke.


For a man's 45th birthday he get's a facelift. After the procedure all is well and he feels like showing off to people. So he goes to buy a new shirt and at the register he asks the man, "How old would you say I am?". The man at the register replies with 40 and is corrected with 45. After this he goes to to McDonalds to get some food, at the counter he asks the girl the same thing and she answers with 30. The man tells her 45 and walks out satisfied. At the busstop he sees this old woman waiting and walks up to her "You look extremly old and wise, how old would you say I am?" and the old woman says, "Because of my age, my eyes have failed me, but I can tell any man's age after feeling his balls." The man looks around to make sure no one is looking and says "Go for it". The old woman slips her hand in his pants and fondles his balls for a couple minutes and says "Ah, you are 45!". "That's amazing!" the man says, "How did you do it?". The old woman says "I was behind you in McDonald's"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?



one in the middle trying to eat its way out

[QUOTE=superskankinactionhero]it doesn't even say mom it says NIM[/QUOTE]


Right, F-Minus.

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]whats worse than a pile of dead babies?



one in the middle trying to eat its way out[/QUOTE]
What's worse than that?











He came back for more.

:lol:

dead baby jokes never get old. one of my friends last year knew tons of 'em

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?





A baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why unload a truckload of babies with a pitchfork?





So you know which ones are still alive.

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How do you get 30 babies into a barrel?





with a blender.

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How do you get them back out?



With nacho chips.








I know alot.

How do you paint a house with only 10 dead babies?





Throw them harder.

[QUOTE=shane italian]How do you paint a house with only 10 dead babies?





Throw them harder.[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol:

The best I've read here

whats the difference between a baby and a pizza?


a pizza doesnt scream while you're eating it

How do you spell dead baby? With its blood!

im going to cry.

Ok I got one.

A man with a gun says to a mother 'I'm going to kill one of your children, you choose which one'. Which one does she choose?











The ugly one.

Reiner, that's not a riddle, that's just horrible

we need more family guy in this forum

Read the original Community Thread, about half my posts in it are from Family Guy.

Imagine you're driving a brand new Mercedes at 100mph. The steering locks. The brakes fail. And you're about to fly off a 1,000+ft cliff. What do you do?















Stop imagining.

Pull the rip cord on my parachute.

i dont get it.

whats blue and [b]f[/b]ucks old ladies?




me, in my lucky blue jacket

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why do you put sellotape round your hamster?



so it doesn't burst when you [b]f[/b]uck it.

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A man walks into a bar with a distinct swagger, looking incredibly pleased with himself. He gestures to the barman, and orders a bottle of champagne. The barman smiles and asks,
"You celebrating anything tonight mate?"
"Not particularly," the man replies, "It's just that I can have any woman you see in here tonight."
The barman laughs.
"Oh really? And why's that?"
"Because I'm a rapist."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Letting Ian Huntley give your kid a bath.

I like baths.

I batheded myself

I'm never drinking anything but beer again.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I'm never drinking anything but beer again.[/QUOTE]


Amen

U kno wats funnier than a dead baby?

































Dead baby in a clown suit.



Whats red and at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with a punctured lung.


Whats the difference between a tree and a dead baby?
You cant **** a tree