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Yo, this is a thread not AIM. keep the sh[size=2]it[/size] posts to a minimum :)

I want in on this friendship thing.

Sh[i]i[/i]t posts are fun, Ydload. I mean, they're sh[i]i[/i]t. You need to comment on lists more, also.

u r my f4nt4sy emh

who here likes to read Buddyhead's gossip section?
i like their entry on Coachella, and pretty much everything else:
[url]http://www.buddyhead.com/gossip/[/url]

Sorry sir, but talking about peter tosh or sprite is not ****.

[size=2]DONT GET 2 CLOSE 2 MY FANTASY[/size]

[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr.]Sh[i]i[/i]t posts are fun, Ydload. I mean, they're sh[i]i[/i]t. You need to comment on lists more, also.

u r my f4nt4sy emh[/QUOTE]

But if I let some of the crap slide, then the Pit exiles will this this is the place to go! Then it will only get worse from there :(

I don't mind if the Pit people post in here, but they gotta keep the spam to a minimum just like everyone else.

Yeah that's true.

Proceed to punch.

[QUOTE=YDload]But if I let some of the crap slide, then the Pit exiles will this this is the place to go! Then it will only get worse from there :(

I don't mind if the Pit people post in here, but they gotta keep the spam to a minimum just like everyone else.[/QUOTE]
Just a heads up, i dont post in the pit.
I actually post here for the music and the fact i play instruments ;)

um i posted in the pit because i like music and play instruments too, you're not better then anyone srsly

[QUOTE=sexymuffin]um i posted in the pit because i like music and play instruments too, you're not better then anyone srsly[/QUOTE]
you make me angry.
can we go back to peter tosh and sprite?

no.

But i have a superior topic. If you were a successful band that was so successful, it could only be described as "indie" what would you do to go down in the history books as the coolest band ever?

See me, I'd hype up an album for a few months, and then rather then release it, I'd play the whole thing at a random concert on a tour and never play it again. Bootlegs would be every hipster's wet dream.

Okay, more ideas, go.

I'd kick Thom Yorke in the nuts.

i'd release an album that was in slow motion and reverse, so the only way to listen to it would be to put it in your CD player and hold down the reverse button. since it'd be so slow, the speed of the reverse would make it play at normal speed.

it'd also be on 8 discs that you need to play at the same time. not on cue, like Zaireeka, but first you start disc 7, then 5 seconds later you start disc 3, then 34 seconds later you start disc 6, then 4 minutes later you start disc 1, then 5 seconds later you start disc 5, then 6 seconds later you start disc 2 and 8 and 4 at the same time. and keep in mind you have to hold reverse on all 8 CD players. it's so experimental.

Die, then release my album.

i'd release a CD that when you opened up the case, instead of a CD, you'd get a bunch of paper with a list of code on it that you must input into a computer.

I'd release an album with a recording of me kicking Thom Yorke in the nuts.

But get this, it would sync up with me kicking Kevin Shields in the nuts. crazyyyy

rofl sr800 :lol:

I'd put out an album that was just blank and the only way to get any music would be to personally email me a picture of yourself and why you think you're worthy of my music. Then if i accept you as a candidate, send in the blank CD with a three page essay on how awesome I am. Then if i like the essay, I'll burn the music onto the CD and send it back. If i don't, I'll send you back an anthrax napkin.

[QUOTE=sexymuffin]I'd put out an album that was just blank and the only way to get any music would be to personally email me a picture of yourself and why you think you're worthy of my music. Then if i accept you as a candidate, send in the blank CD with a three page essay on how awesome I am. Then if i like the essay, I'll burn the music onto the CD and send it back. If i don't, I'll send you back an anthrax napkin.[/QUOTE]
hankerchiefs are more vintage than napkins.

polio hankerchiefs

they'd be husker du hankerchiefs that i wiped my as[size=2]s[/size] with.

bob mould approves

i'd make my last concert a secret one, and they only way to find out the date of it and to find your way to the location was to buy TWO copies of my super-experimental CD.

and you'd go about finding it out like this:

it's similar to the original way to play it, but you need to do it SLIGHTLY different. first you start disc 7 and 3, then 5 seconds later you start disc 3(2) and 5(2), then 34 seconds later you start disc 6 and 6(2), then 4 minutes later you start disc 1 and 2(2), then 5 seconds later you start disc 5 and 4(2), then 6 seconds later you start disc 2 and 8 and 4 and 8(2) and 7(2) and 1(2) at the same time.

and you hold down the reverse buttons on the CD players playing 1, 1(2), 2, 5, 5(2), 6, and 7 at the same time. the others need to play forward normally, with the exception of disc 3, which you hit the reverse button 5 minutes into the 4th track.

then all the lyrics would sync together and blend to form a series of sentences of me telling you exactly how to get there, and when it is.

I'd kick Shannon Hoon in the nuts.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Die, then release my album.[/QUOTE]

then make millions off the posthumous releases. You'll be like Tupac.

but what if the cds skip?

I would only play live shows with my band and never release any recorded material. All people who have tickets to our shows agree to a cavity search for recording devices when entering (read the fine print on the ticket!). Of course, some music will inevitably leak out, but it will be so muffled and fragmented from the clandestine recording process that it will only feed people's appetites to see us live.

The upside to this is that we get lots of money from ticket and merch sales, but there's no record companies to take a huge chunk out of our album profits! Then we'll sell live DVDs that self-destruct after one listen, like on "Mission: Impossible." You may only hear us once or twice in your lifetime if you're not following us through every city on tour.

We will be the most sought-after band in history, because even if our music is nothing out of the ordinary, the hype and atmosphere surrounding us will be too great. Many audience members will faint after hearing the first notes of the opening number, and during the guitar solo some people will die of shock. They will be envied (but not noticed by anyone until after the second encore).

Our band WILL be your life.

[QUOTE=Eliminator Jr.]but what if the cds skip?[/QUOTE]
then you're a non-indie loser who needs to either buy a better CD player or give up on trying to find out about my secret show.

oic