My girl is on her period, so no action for me. Plus that means listening to her bi[size=2]tchin[/size]g all week.

You really like to rub it in dont you fast.

[QUOTE=3rdplanet]Never done anything that sorta way with a girl, always been a girlfriend @fingers.



Sounds like its really for you, i'm too scared to try it.[/QUOTE]

i was pretty scared once they invited me to try it. but i asked questions that can be answered by research online, and he got them right. it's a little weird

[QUOTE=Simple Man]He took a nap cause he was starting to post like tish.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this about sums it up, it's 8pm here in reality :)

This is why my RA roks by the way, he's just a really crazy guy:
Alright, denizens of the Industrialized 1st Hayden floordom, some of you may
have noticed that it is, in fact, February. And that, as per all modern martime
conventions, we need to have what some would call a "floor activity."
Thusly,and henceforth, I've determined that ours must be of the following calliber and temporality. And, in the absence of great public outcry (and generalized civic unrest), attendance of this fine happening would be in all of our best interest, because otherwise I'll have to schedule another one and further pollute your inboxes/bathroom mirrors with unsolicited propaganda. But, enough banter, lets get down to, in the words of Steely Dan, the Royal Scam.

What: and intense, hyper-covern game of capture the flag (seriously, I hope
somoeone violates at leats one tenet of the Geneva conventions during
regulation play)
When: Sunday, February 27th, at 10pm
Where: meet at the SRC fields, though we'll actually be playing by the physical
sciences buildings
Why: 'cause it's better than going to some lame movie or listening to a speaker
rant on about the dangerous of using a yoyo while biking
Who: you, your roommate, anyone else you've ever met; invite anyone you want, so long as they meet the following two criterion: they are carbon-based; they could be described as being "hard-core"

So, if you delete this e-mail prematurely, or don't recieve it for some reason,
don't worry (not that you would, or not that this little addendum would help
you in that circumstance). I'll be graffitiing the bathrooms and walls. But,
remember, at least 10 of you have to show up for this, or we get to do it
again.
Enjoy the beginings of the great terror of pre-Spring Break schooldom.
Zak "your RA" Walter

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]My girl is on her period, so no action for me. Plus that means listening to her bi[size=2]tchin[/size]g all week.[/QUOTE]

Put some love in her mouth.

[QUOTE=gocaps99]ok so this is way off topic. i posted it in the metallica thread, but since most of you are never there, ill post it here

ok so my little step sister bought a ouija board...weird kid

so she tried it with my sister and my sis said "let's talk to cliff burton!" so they "talked" to cliff burton. the mysterious thing is that neither of them knew he died in 1986, and the ouija board said that cliff died in 1986.

so i tried it, and talked again to cliff burton. i asked where he died, and he said "sweden." i asked how he died, he said "bus accdent" (notice the spelling, my sis's are very good spellers). i asked who is a better guitarist, he said "kurk" (once again, notice the spelling). i asked if dave was kicked out because of alcohol, he said "yes." i then asked who he was better friends with, dave or kirk. he said "dave"

and apparently hendrix died of pot and heroin in 1970, which neither of my sis's knew. and now my sis wants to talk to lennon and harrison. this is weird

does anyone think this is really weird? like ouija boards could be real? i think it's pretty odd. i don't believe in ouija boards, but this is a little weird[/QUOTE]

Wierd... Im to scared to try it.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I haven't showered with a chick either, but I am sure that it is amazing.[/QUOTE]
Sounds tasty.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]You really like to rub it in dont you fast.[/QUOTE]

Well, he's a smooth motherfu[font=verdana]c[/font]ker. How much of a smooth motherfu[font=verdana]c[/font]ker would he be if he didn't rub it in?

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Wierd... Im to scared to try it.[/QUOTE]

well now i'm kinda into it... i'm startin to think of people i wanna talk to (of course, i'm not sure it's real or anything, but it's kinda cool)

John Lennon
George Harrison
Jim Morrison
John Bonham

etc

[QUOTE=Bartender]Well, he's a smooth motherfu[font=verdana]c[/font]ker. How much of a smooth motherfu[font=verdana]c[/font]ker would he be if he didn't rub it in?[/QUOTE]
Hahaha...when did you start talking like this? That's awesome.

P.S. close to 15k :eek:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]My girl is on her period, so no action for me. Plus that means listening to her bi[size=2]tchin[/size]g all week.[/QUOTE]


That really, really sucks. i feel for you man. I really do.
My girlfriend doesn't bItch about her period that much at all, so she rocks :)

[QUOTE=Simple Man]Put some love in her mouth.[/QUOTE]

/remebers that line, could be useful

Sup thread?

Ok, well yesterday I get a letter from Circuit City. I worked there over the summer. Apparently one of my pay checks got lost in the system, so now they are mailing me a check for $249! Any ideas what I should do with the money? I was thinking about getting a new guitar.

Good god. Im only just approaching 9...

[QUOTE=gocaps99]well now i'm kinda into it... i'm startin to think of people i wanna talk to (of course, i'm not sure it's real or anything, but it's kinda cool)

John Lennon
George Harrison
Jim Morrison
John Bonham

etc[/QUOTE]

Jesus?

Hey Gilmour.

[QUOTE=Gilmour]Sup thread?[/QUOTE]
I passed your postcount.

[QUOTE=darkavatar]That really, really sucks. i feel for you man. I really do.
My girlfriend doesn't bItch about her period that much at all, so she rocks :)[/QUOTE]

You're lucky then. I just got off the phone with her, and she was just complaining for 30 mins straight.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Jesus?[/QUOTE]

that would be pretty interesting...considering that in catholic school i learned they are completely 100% anti "contact dead spirits"

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=304627[/url]

I used to live there :0

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Hahaha...when did you start talking like this? That's awesome.

P.S. close to 15k :eek:[/QUOTE]

Yep. Kinda worrying since I think I started today on 14,814 :-/

[QUOTE=Bartender]Jesus?[/QUOTE]

Yeh! Or if your being a tr00 BlAck MEtaLer like Dargon, Satan.

Since when does 'Tender swear?

Yes, I do like to rub it in. It's got to be done.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Well, he's a [B]smooth motherfu[font=verdana]c[/font]ker[/B]. How much of a [B]smooth motherfu[font=verdana]c[/font]ker[/B] would he be if he didn't rub it in?[/QUOTE]

Coolest phrase ever. :lol:

This is late but worth it -

When the red river flows, take the dirt road.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]My girl is on her period, so no action for me. Plus that means listening to her bi[size=2]tchin[/size]g all week.[/QUOTE]

my girl doesn't bit[COLOR=White]ch[/COLOR]. she has a bit more of a temper, and there's no action, but she's not all that bad

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I passed your postcount.[/QUOTE]

I passed his rep.

[QUOTE=magicbus]Coolest phrase ever. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Sounds like something out of Pulp Fiction

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]You're lucky then. I just got off the phone with her, and she was just complaining for 30 mins straight.[/QUOTE]
Assert authority in the relationship, I suggest a well placed mushroom stamp. :)