Says the Californian...

coca are you sure you're actually 21? honestly...you're acting like you're 15.

You're the biggest douche on the forums and you dont realize that we're all having fun at YOUR EXPENSE. You can put away the stress ball...you stop we all stop.

get a god damn life.

Yeah, youre not 21 at all. Im 15 and I make more mature jokes then that.

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Yeah you are. We have proof all over the forum[/QUOTE]
were ?? if you refering to my post. then you sir are wrong (and gay). can you like tell a admin to fu[B]c[/B]k off or somthing so u get banned.

times it by 28 and you're there.

Thats true

I think now would be an appropriate time to go out with a bang by a mirage of tub girl, lemon party, goatse, and vomit pr0n...

Stop being so racist please

I think this thread proves that isnt true.

phil is not gay. you are a homosexual. and who sed i was english.....

Im not even English.

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Eat sh*t lesbo. All you do is complain about sex. That's why Josiah OWNED you that one time so bad you decided to change your name becaues he totally ruined the other one for you. :)[/QUOTE]
:p
Do you know how many times Josiah has done that to me??
Kid, I had two years with that name.
You can't even fathom the amount of times I've been royally embarassed.
And, if you haven't realized...nobody really gives a flying sh[B]i[/B]t about what Josiah says. We've all had it rammed up our a[B]s[/B]ses before, by him and everybody else, and anybody who brings up another persons flame is just too lame themselves to make a decent one.
And you've got room to talk.
You're making a fool out of yourself.

I made a polite request why were you nasty

coca...how many times have you gotten laid lately?

Well...judging by you're post in the love and relationship thread...not many...

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Hey guys. I'm from the drum forum. I don't normally post here but I need some help.

I just don't have enough confidence anymore to go up and talk to a girl outta nowhere. I used to do it all the time in high school but after being rejected or having relationships that didn't work out I just totally lost my confidence and haven't really got it back since. If it matters, I am kinda nerdy lookin or atleast I think so.

What should I do?

Also I was wondering, if I ever get good at drums and get into a band that does shows, would being a good drummer increase my chances of getting hooked up? I mean like chicks comin up to me and talkin to me tellin me how cool the band is or somethin.

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]

Aww...you thought it was gone forever didn't you...so cute and nerdy...

good luck with the broads...fag[SIZE=2]g[/SIZE]ot

^ :lol:

Edit - I can answer that, no one will ever say your band is cool. Youll never be good at drums and you fail at life.

nice one

ETP2, that was awesome.

Can you say owned? I can :)

Ooh. One more thing-
Why are you insisting on pointing out my homosexuality??
I make damn sure to do that in 80% of my posts already. Calling me a lesbo really doesn't do anything, and telling me to eat sh[B]i[/B]t..is completely lame.
Personally, I think you're struggling with that wee little boner in your shorts you've got for your daddy.

Hes havin problems with the ladys maybe he thinks if he comes on to you you'll be nice to him if ya know wat i mean lol

Pespi, look at his user title. Explain everything? If not, read through the last few pages

[QUOTE=Cube]
And, if you haven't realized...nobody really gives a flying sh[B]i[/B]t about what Josiah says.[/QUOTE]

All BS aside, Josiah is a drumgod. He is probably the most useful and intellegent person on here yet you guys look up to people like Phil for advice. What stupid logic.

coz hes good

oh whats that? I'm sorry...i can't hear you...you shouldn't talk with Josiah's co[SIZE=2]c[/SIZE]k in your mouth!

what did i just tell you?

Josiah is a drumgod.
Hmmm....
I think someone's got a hard on for the guy.

Not so, I have out witted many, much more intelligent people than you

Thats low mate, you just dont say that

[quote=Cocaberry]All your guys insults don't hurt me. All of you are under 18 so it's safe to assume I'm in a battle of wits against a bunch of unarmed people.[/quote]
I thought 18 year olds were smarter then 5 year-olds...oh wait...

Oh yeah...and you're "insults" have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much effect on us!

Oh, now you're using SkaRabbit.
And what have you done?? What the f[B]u[/B]ck have you achieved that's so god damn great? Having the balls to take Josiah's herpes riddled dick down your throat?

Rednecks thses days no respect

Well guys, im going to get my rack.

We want pics wen you get it

Hmm.

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]All your guys insults don't hurt me. All of you are under 18 so it's safe to assume I'm in a battle of wits against a bunch of unarmed people.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Oh wow lesbo you are just sooo smart aren't you. Just shut up and go complain somewhere else. We have heard enough here.[/QUOTE]

So where's this wit you speak of?

you dont need to be up your own arse

[QUOTE=Plasma]I told him that when I "jumped" on Berk11[/QUOTE]
You did?
I didnt feel anything.

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Phil couldn't even hold Josiah's sticks. Josiah will own that fag in drummin so bad it ain't even funny.

Seriously, Josiah gives out the best advice of anyone on here.[/QUOTE]
i think youve been hangin around Josiah a little too much lately.

your attitude seems oddly familiar....

*Cough*Josiah*Cough*

Well, as some of you know two days ago they found my JOKE! hitlist and made a bigdeal about it and I got taken away int he cuffs lol. BUt ya, today was wicked, all my teachers were laughing at me and all the kids were asking me what happened (those who didn't know about my hitlist haha) but ya, now everyone hates that teacher (they all hated her in the first placee but now even more lol)

Was the teacher like REALLY young or older?

[QUOTE=White]Well, as some of you know two days ago they found my JOKE! hitlist and made a bigdeal about it and I got taken away int he cuffs lol. BUt ya, today was wicked, all my teachers were laughing at me and all the kids were asking me what happened (those who didn't know about my hitlist haha) but ya, now everyone hates that teacher (they all hated her in the first placee but now even more lol)[/QUOTE]


somebody at my school had a hitlist and tried to kill somebody