[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Will it follow me around?
swearing as I visit many establishments, including a profane bodyguard, makeup artist and hair stylist?[/QUOTE]
It all depends on what kind of sandwich you prefer to eat. It may spew incoherently, but if you carry around a pair of scissors it will increase your chance of success. It also likes to be called Ente and to be scratched behind the ears.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]So I found out something really upsetting, previous to being discovered by the popular music scene, Atreyu was actually a good band who played real metalcore. I recently downloaded their self-produced album from 1998 titled [i]Visions[/i] and it's actually pretty good, aside from one thing: the recording of their drummer's vocals is horrible, and he uses too many echo effects on his vocals..[/QUOTE]
I saw their drummer once, they were playing in the place next door to where Cradle were playing in Manchester. As I was coming out of cradle I saw their Drummer outside their tour bus, looking bored surrounded by mallcore kids... :lol:

i have no clue what everyone is talking about but i have a question

exactly what would be considered spamming in this place?? im new to musicians forum

[QUOTE=Ishy]i have no clue what everyone is talking about but i have a question

exactly what would be considered spamming in this place?? im new to musicians forum[/QUOTE]
Read the rules. They're stickied at the top of the page.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I saw their drummer once, they were playing in the place next door to where Cradle were playing in Manchester. As I was coming out of cradle I saw their Drummer outside their tour bus, looking bored surrounded by mallcore kids... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Haha, that sucks, he's probably the most talented member of that group, anything past [i]Visions[/i] is garbage IMO, aside from his drumming and singing.

Hey Spat Out Plath,

Check out beyondtheblueprint's whiny retort in the Sputnikmusic forum after I called him out for being a fusty walrus, a fine African gentleman, an omnibus, I forget the other swear filter words, but you get the idea.

Note: I didn't really call him those things (to those that haven't picked up on this yet), but that doesn't detract from him being a moron, heh.

[QUOTE=Jom]Hey Spat Out Plath,

Check out beyondtheblueprint's whiny retort in the Sputnikmusic forum after I called him out for being a fusty walrus, a fine African gentleman, an omnibus, I forget the other swear filter words, but you get the idea.

Note: I didn't really call him those things (to those that haven't picked up on this yet), but that doesn't detract from him being a moron, heh.[/QUOTE]
What the hell happened???

/checks

[QUOTE=DarkthroneEmperor]What the hell happened???

/checks[/QUOTE]

He was being a dick and acting like he was a supreme human being. You know this, though, since you post there, heh.

Basically, he whined about the Top 15 list being removed from Sputnikmusic, so he got sand in his vag[font=]ina[/font] about it.

"I REFUSE to write another review until I get recognized! Everyone waits in anticipation for all my reviews! Me losing my Internets prestige is gay!"

That's basically what he said.

But his opinion doesn't matter to ShadowsFallen and myself, because we were ranked higher than he was.

lol pseudo-elitism++

[QUOTE=Jom]He was being a dick and acting like he was a supreme human being. You know this, though, since you post there, heh.

Basically, he whined about the Top 15 list being removed from Sputnikmusic, so he got sand in his vag[font=]ina[/font] about it.

"I REFUSE to write another review until I get recognized! Everyone waits in anticipation for all my reviews! Me losing my prestige is gay!"

That's basically what he said.

But his opinion doesn't matter to ShadowsFallen and myself, because we were ranked higher than he was.

lol pseudo-elitism++[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it really seems like he's reviewing for the wrong reasons. The top 15 didn't matter, but he acted as though his boss told him he wasn't going to get paid for doing his job anymore. At least I got to see you talk about e-shlongs. \m/

lawlz yeah!!!!!!! our rank > that poor bastard's

Haha, yeah, I am a reviewer on Sputnik too! >_>

(First to find my review wins something)

"[Unintentional double post]", what the hell?

[QUOTE=Bartender]"[Unintentional double post]", what the hell?[/QUOTE]
And then he made another post after it. :lol:

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]I wish you had called him an omnibus. I wanted to see blood. But not that type of blood.

:|[/QUOTE]

Bwahahahahahahhaha!

Well, out of courtesy for Med and [especially] old-man Damrod, I'm not going to post anything.

I seriously considered replying,

"Here's a suggestion for beyondtheblueprint: [insert TE's :emo: smiley here]"

... but that wouldn't have helped matters. And then Damrod would start goose-stepping after me :(

///

[quote=HeavyRiva]Haha, yeah, I am a reviewer on Sputnik too! >_>

(First to find my review wins something)[/quote]

/knows what it is :-*

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?albumid=1244[/url]

/wins prize anyway

You should consider going back and adding album art and a rating... or else it looks like you gave it a zero.

///

[quote=ShadowsFallen]Yeah, it really seems like he's reviewing for the wrong reasons. The top 15 didn't matter, but he acted as though his boss told him he wasn't going to get paid for doing his job anymore. At least I got to see you talk about e-shlongs. \m/

lawlz yeah!!!!!!! our rank > that poor bastard's[/quote]

refl.

No, but seriously, he thought he was so sweet because he centers his title and makes his reviews colorful. Now, I incorporate bells and whistles into my review as well, I'm not going to lie there, but just because his reviews are colorful and center-aligned != ultimate Internets badassery.

///

[quote=Bartender]"[Unintentional double post]", what the hell?[/quote]

Oh man, please leave those posts for Damrod! Please!

EDIT: Did you delete that post? :mad:

Meh, oh well.

///

EDIT:

[quote=SOP]I wanted to see blood. But not that kind of blood.

: |[/quote]

I'm still laughing at this.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Haha, yeah, I am a reviewer on Sputnik too! >_>

(First to find my review wins something)[/QUOTE]
Delicate sound of thunder

[QUOTE=Jom]refl.

No, but seriously, he thought he was so sweet because he centers his title and makes his reviews colorful. Now, I incorporate bells and whistles into my review as well, I'm not going to lie there, but just because his reviews are colorful and center-aligned != ultimate Internets badassery.[/QUOTE]
I hate his reviews honestly. I can't even look at the content because the colors are so **** distracting. I go overboard with the appearnence of my reviews too, but I don't think it's anything that really makes it ridiculous.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I hate his reviews honestly. I can't even look at the content because the colors are so **** distracting. I go overboard with the appearnence of my reviews too, but I don't think it's anything that really makes it ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

The way you set your reviews up like a newspaper or magazine article is pretty stellar. I could never have the patience to do that. I would keep submitting it, saying, "Fuc[font=]k, I screwed up!", fix it, re-submit it, and say, "Fuc[/font]k! I screwed up again!"

After thirty attempts, I'd probably just scrap that idea.

[quote=SOP]Track-by-track reviews suck >: [[/quote]

No wonder you never read mine :-*

Not all of my reviews are track-by-tracks, though, heh.

[QUOTE=Jom]
Oh man, please leave those posts for Damrod! Please!

EDIT: Did you delete that post?

Meh, oh well.[/QUOTE]

Nope, I was going to leave it for Damrod. Med deleted it, apparently.

I could restore it if you like.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Nope, I was going to leave it for Damrod. Med deleted it, apparently.

I could restore it if you like.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I was kidding. No need. I just figured Jonny was offline since he isn't on MSN at the moment.

[quote=SOF]I always read your reviews, Jom :-*[/quote]

Aw, you're such a sweetie.

///

On another note, I wonder how clearvision's L&R thing is going - I know he sporadically posts here, but I haven't seen an update from him in that thread, so who knows how that's going. Hopefully well.

How is everyone doing this fine early monday morn?

I had a shower and am Learning some timings for band practice tomorrow...

[QUOTE=Jom]The way you set your reviews up like a newspaper or magazine article is pretty stellar. I could never have the patience to do that. I would keep submitting it, saying, "Fuc[font=]k, I screwed up!", fix it, re-submit it, and say, "Fuc[/font]k! I screwed up again!"

After thirty attempts, I'd probably just scrap that idea.

No wonder you never read mine :-*

Not all of my reviews are track-by-tracks, though, heh.[/QUOTE]
Thank you. :) That makes all that time I spend editing worthwhile. That's basically what I do.

"F[SIZE=2]uck! I screwed up!"
/edits
"Fu[/SIZE]ck! It's still screwed up!"
/edits
"F[SIZE=2]uck! I screwed something else up!"

And so on for another half hour until it works. Actually, I think the reformatting of the site changed something, because suddenly the side quotes on my Arch Enemy review are messed up. :( But thanks to this dam[/SIZE]n ban, it's another 10 days until I can edit them. :mad:

Track-by-tracks I don't place much weith on. Lately I've been including them because many people say it's what they prefer, but most of my reviews are emphasizing the other non-TBT stuff. You and Shattered_Future do them very well though, so I'll read yours. :)

[QUOTE=Jom]Haha, I was kidding. No need. I just figured Jonny was offline since he isn't on MSN at the moment.
[/QUOTE]

It just occurred to me that Damrod will be able to see the deleted post anyway. So maybe all is well.

[QUOTE=DarkthroneEmperor]Thank you. :) That makes all that time I spend editing worthwhile. That's basically what I do.

"F[SIZE=2]uck! I screwed up!"
/edits
"Fu[/SIZE]ck! It's still screwed up!"
/edits
"F[SIZE=2]uck! I screwed something else up!"

And so on for another half hour until it works. Actually, I think the reformatting of the site changed something, because suddenly the side quotes on my Arch Enemy review are messed up. :( But thanks to this dam[/SIZE]n ban, it's another 10 days until I can edit them. :mad:

Track-by-tracks I don't place much weith on. Lately I've been including them because many people say it's what they prefer, but most of my reviews are emphasizing the other non-TBT stuff. You and Shattered_Future do them very well though, so I'll read yours. :)[/QUOTE]


Hahahaha. See, I wouldn't have that kind of patience.

[quote]weith[/quote]

:confused:

///

Random thing that just happened:

My roommate just fell down the stairs of our townhouse.

He walked out of the room to go throw something away, and all of a sudden you heard "Ah, crap!" THUMPBADUMPADUMP.

Roommate: "Did you just fall down the stairs?!"

Roommate: "Owwww... [laughing]"

Me: "What the hell did you do?"

Roommate: "I forget there was the diagonal step, and I slammed my face into the wall, lost my footing, and then fell down the stairs."

I'm surprised that he could pull that off with such grace. He was in an awkward position, though. There is a wall/railing that leads into the family room, and his back was lined up against that, and his legs were flipped over.

Ouch.

///

EDIT:

[quote=Barkeep]It just occurred to me that Damrod will be able to see the deleted post anyway. So maybe all is well.[/quote]

Hahaha. It wasn't [I]that[/I] monumental of a post. Nobody likes my jokes anymore.

By "weith" I meant "weight".

[QUOTE=Jom]My roommate just fell down the stairs of our townhouse.

He walked out of the room to go throw something away, and all of a sudden you heard "Ah, crap!" THUMPBADUMPADUMP.

Roommate: "Did you just fall down the stairs?!"[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha. That sounds funny as hell. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

We still love your jokes Jom boy...

[QUOTE=Jom]Hahaha. It wasn't [I]that[/I] monumental of a post. Nobody likes my jokes anymore.[/QUOTE]
I still love your jokes. :)

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9953304&postcount=254]But apparently that morrisey guy doesn't like mine.[/url] :( That's okay though, because after all, me > him.

[QUOTE=DarkthroneEmperor]By "weith" I meant "weight".[/quote]

Okay, good :cool:

/can read Internets-speak well still

[quote=SF]Hahahahaha. That sounds funny as hell. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

He was in such a horrible position, but the sound effects on the way down were sweet. He's a light kid, too, but he still made a ton of noise.

[quote=Lord Abortion]We still love your jokes, Jom, ol' chap.[/quote]

Top o' the mornin' to you as well.

///

So, he left to go do some laundry, so I got onto his computer and changed his away message to, "I just fell down the stairs of my townhouse."

He came back about five minutes later, and he already had three messages from girls asking:

"Are you kidding me?"
"Awwww, poor guy!"
and, my favorite one: "You dumbass!"

The last one was from his girlfriend, heh.

So he sees he has all these messages in this little box, so he maximizes the text box and sees his new away message.

Him: [stares at it for a couple seconds]

Me: /starts walking out of the room stifling my laughter

Him: You coc[font=]ksucker![/font]

Me: /runs

Him: /runs after me, and falls down the stairs again

Actually, that last part didn't happen, but it would have been realllllllly funny.

He gave me props, though, for pulling a fast one on him. He's also too lazy to change his away message, since he liked getting messages.

///

EDIT:

[quote=ShadowsFallen]morrisey guy[/quote]

Joke, right?

morrissey is an Amanda, sir.

[QUOTE=Jom]Joke, right?

morrissey is an Amanda, sir.[/QUOTE]
Nope, no joke. I wouldn't know about that. I just assumed it was a guy, since I had never actually spoken to him (her?) before.

You're right, it would've been much funnier if he had fallen down the stairs again while chasing you. :lol:

*Morrissey girl

EDIT: Late as hell. :p

Weekly [B]top artists,[/B] as seen on [url]http://www.lastfm.com/user/lordollie[/url]


1 Gorerotted 23
2 Iron Maiden 21
3 Blaze 20
3 Daft Punk 20
5 Dungeon 15
6 Iced Earth 12
7 Cradle of Filth 10
8 Dream Theater 9
8 Morbid Angel 9
10 Cannibal corpse 8


[B]Top tracks goes:[/B]

1 Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger 17
2 Gorerotted - A Very Grave Business 6
3 Dungeon - Dungeon - Stormchaser 5
3 Gorerotted - Selection And Dissection Of Parts For Resurrection 5
5 Cradle of Filth - IV. The Scented Garden: Mannequin 4
6 Darkthrone - To Walk the Infernal Fields 3
6 Iced Earth - Dracula 3
6 Falconer - The Clarion Call 3
6 Dungeon - Dungeon - Traumatised 3
6 Gorerotted - Horrorday In Haiti

1 Nine Inch Nails 69
2 Tool 56
3 Arcturus 18
4 Porcupine Tree 15
5 The Mars Volta 4
6 Opeth 3
7 Queens of the Stone Age 2
7 Spiritual Beggars 2
9 MX Musicians 1
9 Asian Dub Foundation 1

I listened to a lot of NIN this week.

And you should. :cool:

Weekly Top Artists

Overkill 5
Trans-Siberian Orchestra 4
Sodom 4
Michael Hedges 3
Imperator 2
Tankard 2
Deep Purple 2
Soothsayer 2
Onkel Tom Angelripper 1
Grand Belial's Key 1

I wasn't home enough this week.

1. Obituary 5
2. Satyricon 3
2. Morbid Angel 3
2. Karl Sanders 3
5. AC/DC 2
5. Nuclear Assault 2
7. Basilisk 1
7. Norther 1
7. Pink Floyd 1
7. At the Gates 1

I haven't had the internet since Tuesday, and I haven't been listening much.

I don't even know how Nuclear Assault got on there, I don't remember listening to them at all. :-\

Could anybody please tell me where I could find a Pelican T-shirt?

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]I don't even know how Nuclear Assault got on there, I don't remember listening to them at all. :-\[/QUOTE]
Sorry :upset:

[QUOTE=Chu]Sorry :upset:[/QUOTE]
:confused:

Why are you sorry?

1 Vital Remains 14
2 Sunn o))) 10
2 Jason Becker 10
4 Belketre 7
5 Persefone 6
6 Haine Noire 5
7 Ensiferum 2
8 Moëvöt 1
8 Brenoritvrezorkre 1
8 Anal **** 1

Heh, I don't remember listening to Anal ****. :-/

[QUOTE=Unstable Mind]Could anybody please tell me where I could find a Pelican T-shirt?[/QUOTE]
Please! I must have one.

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]And forgot to listen to anything else :eek:

Btw, is there a cue for this featured song thing? I can post one tomorrow, if that's ok.[/QUOTE]

Psh, I listened to other stuff too! :upset:

There is a cue, but I've given up on the idea, as very few people(if any..) have really taken advantage of the write-ups. Feel free to post one, though. That would be great.

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]:confused:

Why are you sorry?[/QUOTE]
lol

You missed it?