**** you you bastards lol

[quote]Sometimes in my life
I take all my hopes and dreams, all my ambitions and all my aspirations
And I give them all up, trade them all in, put them all to one side
For a springboard, and a pair of shorts, and a plain white t-shirt
And the ability to do a perfect backflip[/quote]

scottish band ballboy on why they hate scotland and wish they were americans

[COLOR="Red"]Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light[/COLOR]
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
W[COLOR="Blue"]hose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,[/COLOR]
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
[COLOR="Red"]And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,[/COLOR]
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
[COLOR="Blue"]Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave[/COLOR]
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
[IMG]http://www.textually.org/ringtonia/archives/images/set3/american-flag-2a.jpg[/IMG]

not gonna lie I'd love to be able to do a perfect backflip

hey guys find a girl to marry me for money so i can get a green card

all americans can do a perfect backflip

little known fact

[QUOTE=illmitch;17670243]all americans can do a perfect backflip

little known fact[/QUOTE]

ugh it's like you guys are some kind of super race

Even the obese ones.

we don't like to bring up our backflip abilities because we're classy

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17670247]ugh it's like you guys are some kind of super race[/QUOTE]

ever heard of the term "aryan"

yeah thats us

why the **** is george hamilton on I'm a celebrity get me out of here

Why are you watching it dude?

dude's a masochist

my sisters watching it on sky plus in the other room i was like wtf

george hamilton

[IMG]http://www.bocamag.com/Blogs/The-Scoop/August-2009/George-Hamilton-039s-Big-Flip/georgehamilton.jpg[/IMG]

yeah thats funny

[QUOTE=Roach;17670266]my sisters watching it on sky plus in the other room i was like wtf

george hamilton[/QUOTE]

He's desperate for money obv.

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17670269]yeah thats funny[/QUOTE]

yr right i should probably delete all my posts for how unfunny they are

[QUOTE=Roach;17670268][IMG]http://www.bocamag.com/Blogs/The-Scoop/August-2009/George-Hamilton-039s-Big-Flip/georgehamilton.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I raise you one Burt Lancaster

[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/214xueb.jpg[/img]

I raise you one Clark Gable

[img]http://lecarnavaldudestin.com/22%20-%20Clark%20Gable.jpg[/img]

raised ...robert wagner

[IMG]http://img2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/226806.jpg[/IMG]

I raise you one politically incorrect Peter Sellers

[img]http://www.asianweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/19_peter_sellers.jpg[/img]

i raise you one Errol Flynn

[IMG]http://www.nndb.com/people/694/000042568/errol-flynn-7.jpg[/IMG]

This is fu[size=2]c[/size]king retarded

I raise you one Max von Sydow

[img]http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/~d3wall/pics/7insegl2.GIF[/img]

oh but eddie albert

[IMG]http://framemaster.tripod.com/albert.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.starworldmemorabilia.com.au/Uploads/Images/kramer.jpg[/IMG]

pretty sure i win

I raise you Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Rasputin_pt.jpg/391px-Rasputin_pt.jpg[/IMG]

oh ****!

k you guys can stop now