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[QUOTE=purplefeet;17353759]why would you want to be 17?[/QUOTE]

because thats about how old I look

I don't believe it. Proof.

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17353755]you're 4 years younger than me and actually attract females

no sympathy ever[/QUOTE]fair enough i guess

most the girls i attract are genuinely annoying and they always break up with me within a week, its not majorly fun or anything.

and srsly scene > indie all day. its so lame when you're dating a girl and there's always incense burning and Animal Collective playing on vinyl. I'm obsessed with industrial music and I wear preppy polo shirts, I don't fit into that life style

emo chicks are pretty hawt, yeah
but I'll stick with quiet asian girls.
[QUOTE=purplefeet;17353766]I don't believe it. Proof.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/2uqka47.jpg[/IMG]

I got a hair cut and look younger now

[QUOTE=Crudo;17353762]pretty sure they're staying away from you[/QUOTE]

Aren't you a fat loser? :O

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17353748][I]guys like me[/I][/QUOTE]

Yes man, I'm not even joking. If you have long hair, straighten it, and are skinny, you'll get laid very quickly.

I see.
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17353775]Aren't you a fat loser? :O[/QUOTE]

let's keep it above the belt

we're all bros here

lovin' mad bros

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17353781]Yes man, I'm not even joking. If you have long hair, straighten it, and are skinny, you'll get laid very quickly.[/QUOTE]I don't think he straightens his honestly

but there are two very distinctly different types of lanky skinny guys with long straight hair, and i doubt brent's the kind that all the scene girls go for

in addition to being a fat loser with no job that sits at his computer all day and posts on forums, i have also had a neckbeard

ADB doesn't like to interact much outside his sleepy hollow

[QUOTE=Crudo;17353793]in addition to being a fat loser with no job that sits at his computer all day and posts on forums, i have also had a neckbeard[/QUOTE]

Elite as **** tbh. Are you actually fat?

Nah ADB would get laid at my school. All the scene girls want here is sex... and public makeout sessions.

this is a kinda depressing conversation

I've never touched a straightener in my life

Sounds like all these disgusting scene bitches need a good father figure.

[QUOTE=Crudo;17353793]in addition to being a fat loser with no job that sits at his computer all day and posts on forums, i have also had a neckbeard[/QUOTE]

oh yeah and i have no friends at all

jealous much

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17353800]I've never touched a straightener in my life[/QUOTE]

theres gotta be a gay joke somewhere in that

I used to have a straightener in 9th grade when I wanted to be a scene kid but couldnt pull it off

youve changed so much since last year

I remember when I had black hair and a lip ring. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror. :[

[QUOTE=Crudo;17353815]youve changed so much since last year[/QUOTE]
:lol:

im starting to like this guy

Dude Retired, I picture as like this buffed white dude with short black hair. Like you look like that dude from Never Back Down or something, but much more metal.

yeah crudo is cool

I remember when I had a shaved head and a cubic zirconia stud for like a month, lol. i was wearing white tees and dickies all the time, i dont know what in the hell that was about

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17353830]Dude Retired, I picture as like this buffed white dude with short black hair. Like you look like that dude from Never Back Down or something, but much more metal.[/QUOTE]

Got the buff part right, foo. I have blond hair and it's pretty long.

I always pictured you as insanely skinny and wearing black muscle shirts and always being happy and excited, justin

i hate clothes we should all wear loincloths instead

lol So I was CLOSE then? And to Jaundice, I don't think it really matter what people look like, as long as their not assholes I'm cool with them.

i grew my hair out for three years back in my uber metal years it was crazy