british humour at its finest is possibly the greatest thing i've ever had the pleasure of coming across

fu cking hi5 Haz. These dudes gotta get a dose of reality

[QUOTE=mathjic;17544132]you've said this twice now, whats up bro?[/QUOTE]

i felt like wording it even drier like a british comic might do

british humor is okay but it usually annoys me. american humor is elite.

america is the only funny country in the world

i dunno, im not all that familiar with british humor but i like what i know.

out of american humor, i LOVE michael ian black and stella.

I like both but yeah some of the US stuff is pretty damn good

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544145]i felt like wording it even drier like a british comic might do[/QUOTE]

k gotcha

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[size="7"][b]delila[/b][/size]

[QUOTE=mathjic;17544081]youse guise need a serious dose of culture[/QUOTE]

uhhh if its funny that means it wasnt written or made or performed by an english person it's pretty simple

must girls be so goddamn confusing

sweet jesus

adb goes to venus to get more penis

LOL

i just peed myself a little

its so warm

[QUOTE=elimm;17544169]uhhh if its funny that means it wasnt written or made or performed by an english person it's pretty simple[/QUOTE]

there must be something you have laughed at surely, i'm curious now

[QUOTE=adb;17544173]must girls be so goddamn confusing

sweet jesus[/QUOTE]

cant wait until you turn gay

going out to eat with my ex tomorrow cant wait to confuse her by acting super sweet, having sex with her, and then not talking to her again for a few months

have an appt. with an air force recruiter tomorrow. shes a woman, so im gonna make sure to ask if there's anyone else i can speak to

[QUOTE]cant wait until you turn gay
[/QUOTE]
nah bros, its like

I've been so direct in saying how I feel, yet she's still ugh

at least I know for sure that I'm getting a gigantic hug the next time I see her (maybe tomorrow or friday)

I'll settle for anything atm

damn dude you know things are going good when youve got hugs marked on your calendar

austin my recruiter is a black chick (2 marks right). shes ****in awesome. my spec ops guy is a white male though so its not all affirmative action'd out.

haha black and a girl.

another reason im shying away from the navy is because it'd suck to be referred to as seamen recruit. i mean, come on, they can think of[I] something[/I] better.

i talked about the military with my dad today

i laughed so hard

hell yeah dads

me and my dad watched gran torino last night. ive seriously never seen him laugh so consistently at racist jokes.

my dads pretty level headed

he was like "josh if you ever go in the military i hope you die"

movie rules and is better than british comedy

truth

ughh not you too, i thought you were a man of the world John

[QUOTE=AA-12;17544240]my dads pretty level headed

he was like "josh if you ever go in the military i hope you die"[/QUOTE]

thats a pretty un-level headed thing to say

[QUOTE=mathjic;17544253]ughh not you too, i thought you were a man of the world John[/QUOTE]

i like british humor but i like american styles of humor more.

sorry

nah don't be sorry man, at least you said you like some, respect.

this is a weird conversation

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544258]thats a pretty un-level headed thing to say[/QUOTE]

nah, he was on the ground in the worst part of vietnam. ended up somewhat ruining his life and causing him and the entire family tons of problems. he just doesnt want me to go into the military.

i can understand was just pointing out that its not very level headed to tell your son that you hope he dies. obviously he wasnt serious, i was just, yknow, [I]being facetious[/I].

if i have a son i hope he dies bc boys suck

josh confuses level-headedness with bluntness itt

what happened to your dad josh did he have a rage inducing hallucinogenic given to him that caused his entire platoon to kill each other, causing him to cling to life on his deathbed and visualize an imaginary future life with demons slowly tearing away all that he could not let go of (including you)?

tyler confuses serious posting with joshua posting itt

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17544314]what happened to your dad josh did he have a rage inducing hallucinogenic given to him that caused his entire platoon to kill each other, causing him to cling to life on his deathbed and visualize an imaginary future life with demons slowly tearing away all that he could not let go of (including you)?[/QUOTE]

this sounds awesome

well then i wont tell you what movie it is the plot of because i kinda just gave away all the spoilers

plagiarism itt

it certainly wasn't jacobs ladder